🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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ALR took her blood pressure on the retard Bus last night. Uhhhhhh.......mixed results? She's taking it with a wrist machine which are known to be less accurate, but I would be worried if I got that first set of numbers.

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The weight sperging isn't super entertaining but at least it's a distraction from the horrendously fake LCU drama.

But ultimately, I don't need or care about an exact number when I have a semi working pair of eyes to see she's FAT and I would not have sex with her.
 
I am also inclined to believe Fat Amber is """ONLY""" 530. The scale was reading between 525 and 530 (because she couldn't stand still), taring while she was on it leaving it -530lb, and then her getting annoyed when people called her a liar because for once she was genuine and still isn't believed. I personally thought she was heavier and even now I find it funny people are calling the liar a liar on something she likely isn't lying about. 530 is still bigger than a fully grown silver-back gorilla. 530 or 580 doesn't make a difference when you're heavier than a quarter ton. Her hoodie tents really throw off direct comparisons. I can see the difference in DPS's post, especially around the face, shelf, and gunt.

You have lied and lied and lied and now nobody will believe you on the shit you shouldn't feel the need to lie about. YOU made this bed. Sleep it in sitting up.

Also, those wrist blood pressure monitors are already very unreliable. But use it with someone her size and you might as well just make shit up. It is a common practice in the medical field to redo these until you get a safe number as to avoid dealing with extra bullshit lol.
 
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BettyCrocker said:
Well, well, well, look who necked their way back to YouTube because their last grift profits have run dry 🤡
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She needs to go live and talk about Ms. Liver Tits and hold NOTHING back. People will gift her and she can pay her bills that way.
BettyCrocker said:
Well, well, well, look who necked their way back to YouTube because their last grift profits have run dry 🤡
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I think they should go live and hold NOTHING back. Have a lil tell all and make Miss Liver Tits regret ever speaking their name.. Quid pro quo. Then she can get gifts and superchats and pay her bills.
 
SherriBaby81 said:
She needs to go live and talk about Ms. Liver Tits and hold NOTHING back. People will gift her and she can pay her bills that way.

I think they should go live and hold NOTHING back. Have a lil tell all and make Miss Liver Tits regret ever speaking their name.. Quid pro quo. Then she can get gifts and superchats and pay her bills.
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...what just happened to you, buddy?
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Someone compared Scooter to Wormtail from harry potter in Jordys chat.
Wormtails got a better hairline.
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Edit: I'm gonna hit SweetTea with that old worm thing from Spongebob
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I hate that both of these people have gotten this attention and some money. Both of these faggots should be flipping a burger and/or making some drink at Starbucks for a spoiled 16 year old girl
 
Sparkle Friendo said:
She might just be maxing it out at 300kg and that's all it'll display :story:
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I swear there was a period when she was weighing herself, and it was consistently a super low weight compared to what we thought it was. She then went to the doctors, and they gave her a more accurate weight. Wouldn't surprise me if she'd dropped this scale off the sink on purpose again so it showed a lower weight 😬
 
Hambers Dainty Hands said:
I swear there was a period when she was weighing herself, and it was consistently a super low weight compared to what we thought it was. She then went to the doctors, and they gave her a more accurate weight. Wouldn't surprise me if she'd dropped this scale off the sink on purpose again so it showed a lower weight 😬
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Most home step-on scales have a dial on the side or a settings menu to calibrate it if it's a digital scale, so all she has to do is calibrate the scale so that 0 = 100 lbs to trim off some fat the easy way. To check the calibration of your own home scale, just put something of a known weight on it, such as a 10 lb bag of rice or a 50 lb bag of dog food and adjust accordingly.

Edit: to weigh your pets, step on the scale and take down your own weight. Pick up your pet and step on the scale again. The difference between the first weight and the second weight is the weight of your pet. It's rough but mostly accurate.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
I can see the difference in DPS's post, especially around the face, shelf, and gunt.
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I'd say the difference in her face is due to her "slender hair" skimming her bloated cheeks and everything else is because of the jumper in the second pic being looser than the skin tight top she's wearing in the first. This might just be the haydur in me talking though, your mileage may vary.
 
Watching the drunklynn highlight. Their chemistry fucking sucks but it is funny to watch Scooter suffer and pull disgusted faces when listening to Amber's gross anecdotes about her body.

Amber used to mention a lot in the Destiny & Gaycare era that she loved poetry. Even if what she wrote was atrocious, such as the infamous 'Rain And Petals Eavesdrop' work, I would have figured she would be able to talk about poems she read in the past that she enjoyed. But Sweet Tea asking "what's your favourite poem by an actual poet?" only for Amber to pull a stank face and reply "none of them" is surprising. I thought she would fire back with some insipid Rupi Kaur shit, but instead she continues to underperform expectations. Wow.
 
Cecil Harvey said:
ALR took her blood pressure on the retard Bus last night. Uhhhhhh.......mixed results? She's taking it with a wrist machine which are known to be less accurate, but I would be worried if I got that first set of numbers.

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How does her pulse go from 103 to 52? Something is wonky there. I'd be much more inclined to believe the first one. Is there even an arm cuff in existence that would fit her upper arms? Those hocks have to be at least 30" around.
 
scoootiepuff said:
How does her pulse go from 103 to 52? Something is wonky there. I'd be much more inclined to believe the first one. Is there even an arm cuff in existence that would fit her upper arms? Those hocks have to be at least 30" around.
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On average most BP cuffs for bariatric patients are about 43 cm in diameter. I believe her arm could easily be bigger than that so either she would have to order an even larger specialized cuff or go to one of those weight loss doctor offices where they would be equipped with something bigger.
 
Ratgirl said:
On average most BP cuffs for bariatric patients are about 43 cm in diameter. I believe her arm could easily be bigger than that so either she would have to order an even larger specialized cuff or go to one of those weight loss doctor offices where they would be equipped with something bigger.
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Her arms are way bigger than some of the biggest bodybuilders ever measured. Her arm is hilariously huge for someone who can't lift more than 5 pound dumbbells
 
Emily having a public community section on her page is definitely a choice.
Kinda surprised it's not being spammed yet. Or she's deleting everything that's being posted.

To view the community part you need to use the YouTube app.

 

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Ratgirl said:
On average most BP cuffs for bariatric patients are about 43 cm in diameter. I believe her arm could easily be bigger than that so either she would have to order an even larger specialized cuff or go to one of those weight loss doctor offices where they would be equipped with something bigger.
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Oh for sure. A generic every day fatty's arm is probably 16-17". Amber's are easily 2-3 of those.
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