🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This is exactly what I expect a pig in lipstick to look like.
 
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Watch out Hamber! Them fighting words to get Emily all hot and bothered, there's only one chubby chaser that wants your crushing.

This what I get for digging around looking for Chantal clips.(:_( Back to the diabeezing thread I go.
 
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yall holy shit, i'm watching an old jordy live of him reacting to Becks Victims of an empath, and we got to see the blurred bloody panty pics, well i looked it up and found the uncensored pics on here. Dear god, i like gore but damn, that's fucking foul.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
I don't feel bad for her in the slightest. She has made more money over the past 10 years than some people will make in their lifetime and she didn't do shit with it
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Same.
She is wearing her life savings. That’s what she chose to do, as an adult, with all her money. Turn it in to food to stuff down her gullet to get turned in to another layer of fat around her heart.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
I am also inclined to believe Fat Amber is """ONLY""" 530.
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To me, the numbers on the scales have always been irrelevant. We don't need to use a scale to see if someone is obese or if they're not.

I actually think that this obsession with numbers that Amber has is a way for her to hide from the truth. She can feel comfort in knowing that 525lbs is better than 530lbs, but if we step back and think about it, what difference does that really make? Any number above 250lbs is the same. She's still morbidly obese. 300, 400, 500, 600, it's all the same. Maybe there's some variation in terms of ability, but at the heart of it, each of those figures is still morbidly obese. It's especially jarring when you compare her to someone like Anna (glitterandlazers) who is still pretty active while being morbidly obese; it makes it clear that Amber's condition isn't just because of her weight, her innate laziness and slothful personality are a part of it too.

Obviously, her weight gain is more than numbers: it's her loss of mobility, her declining health, her addiction to food, her enabling of sexual degeneracy. But she doesn't have to focus on that, all she has to do is focus on the numbers on the scale. Who cares if she can move? The number went down by 5lbs. Who cares if the only way she'll know sexual pleasure is through engaging with a fetish that worships death? The number isn't as high as it was before.

It's like when she used to use her old weight loss (IIRC, 89lbs) when she started diets. There was that one time she made a challenge to lose 100lbs, but she was including the 89lbs that she had lost years ago at that point so she was looking to lose only 11lbs. To her, it's not about actually losing weight - her battle isn't with her weight, it's with her scale. Those are two different things in her mind, and they aren't related.
 
kawaiikat420 said:
I actually think that this obsession with numbers that Amber has is a way for her to hide from the truth. She can feel comfort in knowing that 525lbs is better than 530lbs, but if we step back and think about it, what difference does that really make? Any number above 250lbs is the same. She's still morbidly obese. 300, 400, 500, 600, it's all the same. Maybe there's some variation in terms of ability, but at the heart of it, each of those figures is still morbidly obese. It's especially jarring when you compare her to someone like Anna (glitterandlazers) who is still pretty active while being morbidly obese; it makes it clear that Amber's condition isn't just because of her weight, her innate laziness and slothful personality are a part of it too.
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The most extreme example of that was when Amber kept insisting that she was 497 pounds from late Destiny era to about a year or into her relationship with Becky. She held onto it for the longest time because by her logic, she wasn’t “actually” 500 pounds as long as rounding up started with a 4.

While I fully believe that she hit 600 at one point, she’s still gigantic even by deathfat standards. She’s not actively losing weight and kept it off. That infamous 89 pounds wasn't a conscious effort on her part, either. Her weight will never start with a 3 again. I don't have to believe her aside from being able to see she's massive just as much as I can be annoyed or amused over her trying to hide it or being baffled no one believes the big fat liar.
 
Miltank said:
250 lbs is still way too obese for her height. She’d have to be around 125, half that, to not be considered overweight or obese
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Even if she by some miracle turned her life, she'd never weight this
Atlas all this weight sperging doesn't matter, amber will never chnge and will die fat. wether she's 530, or 660, at the end of the day shes digging her own grave, and we all get the last laugh
 
In addition to being a short fuck, I suspect she has a small skeleton. Her feet are pretty short. It would be interesting to see what she'd look like at her medically ideal weight.
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
but domestic pigs are also relatively clean and quite intelligent
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They're also strong and fast. I know someone who got chased all the way down one of those long state fair barns by a huge escaped hog. She barely got away, and she was in very good shape. She was nervous at the agricultural display area of the state fair forever after. :story:
scoootiepuff said:
Is there even an arm cuff in existence that would fit her upper arms?
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Probably at some ultra specialized clinic like Dr Now, where they'd be willing to pay for a custom cuff. I doubt there are widely available versions, though. There just aren't enough people Amber's size (thank god) to justify keeping them in random doctor's offices.
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
She has made more money over the past 10 years than some people will make in their lifetime and she didn't do shit with it
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I'd have to disagree. She used it to put on 200 lbs in addition to the previous hundreds of pounds. It's not cheap to eat 700,000 excess calories and then avoid burning any of them. Imagine how amazed starving North Koreans would be.
 
Clotso Coof said:
I'd have to disagree. She used it to put on 200 lbs in addition to the previous hundreds of pounds. It's not cheap to eat 700,000 excess calories and then avoid burning any of them. Imagine how amazed starving North Koreans would be.
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Ok fair enough. I should have qualified it by saying she didn't do anything worth while with it. Sorry to take the Stock Market thread into here but she could have bought QQQ, VOO, SPY, QQQI (I know only came out in 2024), VTI, and VYM with her excess money every month. Even just $200 into all 6 of those ETF's every month over the course of 5 years would have probably set her up for life by now and she could just sit in her apartment making videos whenever she wanted without needing that much money
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
VOO, ... VTI,
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My babies! ❤️
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Even just $200 into all 6 of those ETF's every month over the course of 5 years
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The math on what she could've done with basic Vanguard funds over the most profitable days of her youtube career is nuts. Say 20% of her income after she first started earning full time income on youtube, 50% when she was absolutely killing it and had very little expenses relative to income...the remaining 50 percent still would've been splurge money.

We're talking someone who will never have car expenses of her own, won't live to 65+ anyway and will always live a small town white trash lifestyle other than food. Of course Amber would never have the mindset to FIRE, lowcows are exact opposite. But it's fun to play pretend. She wouldn't have needed to go to Jacob Fisker extremes to be retired in her lifestyle at this point.
 
Amber lifting to move her literal pig nose to take a drink of her Buzz Ball is the most ridiculous shit I've seen from her in awhile. I cannot stop thinking about what might be next from this shitshow.

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