🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Deputy Aru]

edit: wait guys, i am retarded. for some reason i had the question in mind of, "Has Casey ever even met Krystle" rather than, "has she ever claimed this before". Either way, the lore below is something I didn't know, so leaving this up anyway

I don't like Mr. Snowflake, I think anyone who who gets involved in lolcows the way he does is just an absolute loon and a lolcow in their own right, but I really tried to find the Casey livestream with the mom and couldnt find it, so I had to watch the interview Snowflake did with Casey to refresh some things that came up in the LCU livestream. Casey confirmed the following in that interview with Snowflake and I feel they contradict some of the things that Amber said last night:

• Casey was 15 when they met. The timeline that we've had has always been that Casey was 15 and Amber was either already 18 or 17 and about to turn 18 when she first started talking to Casey online but in the LCU livestream Amber claims she was only 16. Casey also stated that Amber coerced Casey to send "spicy pictures" while Casey was a minor and before they had met in person. I'm just adding that because Amber is gross for coercing someone to send things they don't feel comfortable with and just gross for asking a minor in general for nudes.
• Casey confirms that she and her mother went to Cali to visit her grandmother and she met Amber while Amber still lived in Cali with her foster family. Amber said in the LCU livestream that she met Casey while Amber was in foster care, which would be confirming the fact that she was 17 and about to turn 18 and age out of CPS. When asked about Amber visiting for what was supposed to be a 3-day weekend that ended in Amber being kicked out of her mom and grandma's house in OKC Casey remarks that Amber's foster family she had prior to moving in with her mom and grandma wouldn't have let her come back if Amber didn't move in with Casey and her mom in AZ and she would've been homeless. I know that's not new information but I found it interesting towards confirming the real/known timeline of their relationship and their ages because Casey said the initial visit when Amber was in Cali was about 6 months after they met online and the visit to AZ was 6 months after that so Amber definitely was not 16 when they met because she would've still been in foster care for another year if that was true.
• Casey confirmed Amber uses almost the exact same gaslighting tactic re: Casey's friend Alex that Destiny said Amber used on her when the Code Red MTN Dew situation happened. Amber was extremely jealous of the friendship between Casey and Alex and would get upset, even going so far as to text Alex and try to question her about their relationship, yet years later Amber tried to add Alex and Casey's mom before the "Rain and Petals Eavesdrop" video was published and said "that never happened I love Alex" when Casey questioned her about why she was adding Alex and her mom.
• Casey said that after Amber and Krystal had broken up Amber admitted to Casey that Amber physically abused Krystal "only once."
• Casey said she was 18 when they finally broke up which makes their relationship 3 years long, Amber said it was 4 years long and she said on LCU again that she was 16 when they met and they broke up when she was 21.

Casey stared to touch on the trip where Krystal met them in person and wanted to clarify something about that trip but this dumbass Irish bumpkin just never went back to it and instead they started talking about somewhat irrelevant shit about how sad Casey was and how mean Amber was for the next 40 minutes.

I had to watch the ridiculous Amberlynn Reid series that Snowflake made to finally get a somewhat answer to the whole "Krystal saw Casey abusing me" thing. In that video there is a clip where Amber mentions in a YouNow stream with Becky that Krystal was there to see "what Casey put me through." (@59:22) and Casey states the following (@59:55) "We were at the anime convention and I was having an anxiety attack and me and Amber were still together and I wanted my girlfriend to comfort me and Krystal got mad at it. Now I understand why Krystal got mad about that because Amber wanted to spend time with her and she came down for Amber."

There still isn't an answer that I've been able to find as to exactly what is the thing Amber is claiming happened when Krystal visited. In the LCU livestream it very much came across to me that Amber was saying this in relation to Casey abusing her, but in the YouNow clip with Becky it feels like it aligns more with what Casey said about her wanting to spend time with Amber and Krystal being upset about it so the two of them feel like Casey was probably manipulating Amber to take her time away from Krystal, therefore that's what Krystal witnessed Amber being put through and that one moment reflected on their whole relationship.

There's also this from that Snowflake video which doesn't align with Amber's story that they were broken up when Krystal came to visit for the anime convention because Casey said during her interview with Snowflake that she and Amber had sex hours before they met Krystal at the anime convention only for Amber to have sex with Krystal that same day. Gross. You couldn't waterboard that information out of me.


Regarding Krystal and her mom coming to pick Amber up from Casey's, Casey said that she was the one to buy the ticket for Amber to Virgina and she left in a Taxi to the airport and Casey never heard from her until Amber and Krystal broke up 3/4 years later and she was about to move to FL with Destiny and then the infamous "I shower now" messages happened.

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

I just thought of another potential reason as to why Amber isn't present.

Roxy declared, "Tommy is a death feeder" on stream. We know based upon Ambers community post redacting her claims about Emily that Emily is a litigious lil fuck. I don't think Emily has much ground to stand on for slander because she used Ambers nickname for her. However, I'm sure she didn't like it and maybe Fat Amber is pushing back because of it. They don't want Roxy showing off those nasty fucking selfies of her splayed across her previous trophy's massive belly. It's hard to pretend to take the high road with all of the feeder evidence there is. Emily will also try and backtrack all of her claims, and if she does she'll be branded the liar she's being called now.

Maybe they realized they aren't her friends and aren't interested in protecting her toxic relationship.

Edit: I say that, check LolcowBus and amber is on it. Clown Emoji.

Edit2: High theory #2. Amber wasn't on because she was arguing about what was allowed on stream or not and refused to go on unless her demands were met. In yesterdays stream she demanded Coleens name be banned because that nobodies business according to her. Trying to hide the deathfat stuff like I thought. I heard Roxy uploaded an apology video and Amber only joined a majority of the way through the stream.

 

[McBoogerBall]

Tuned in for 15 minutes and it’s just been 3 brain cells discussing random bullshit, it’s really gone down hill fast, viewers look like they’ve been at a steady 1.6k. Weren’t they hitting 4K a few days ago? What happened to this show being about Amber “redeeming” herself? What happened to that script? Did they really come up with 3 days of scripts and just went balls to the walls for the rest of the episodes.

It would somehow be more entertaining to get a fucking root canal than endure these streams

 

[mastergabe]

Day 6 Superchats DROPPED 69%. Live viewership DROPPED to 1.6k from 2.8k! So much DROP

Superchat total today is $386. Yesterday was $1237.


Total # of superchats for this stream were 29 chats ($13/chat average). Yesterday had 110 chats ($11/chat average).


What a glorious night and not a surprise!! The fat narc known as Quitterlynn failed to show up to YawnCow work! Nicely done Keem Starfish I don't really care that they don't listen to the audience. I'm just here for the.....DROP!!

Tuned in for 15 minutes and it’s just been 3 brain cells discussing random bullshit, it’s really gone down hill fast, viewers look like they’ve been at a steady 1.6k. Weren’t they hitting 4K a few days ago?

Exactly. Teardrop.

(the drop emoji has no relation to teardrop the supporter of Foodie Ooglie the other fat narc whatsoever, huh huh thanks for nothin)

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

LolcowBus is live, but apparently Amber is “out sick” and is not on the show. So it begins…

I hope she quits soon so Keemstar can unleash the dogs on her on the main show. Lolcow live being a reaction channel would be glorious

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I hope she quits soon so Keemstar can unleash the dogs on her on the main show. Lolcow live being a reaction channel would be glorious

That's the only thing that will slow down this flop era; get her out of her hugbox and on with Boogie et al and let them reduce her to a screecheeen rockeeen BPD mess. It'd only last a few minutes until she flounced but they'd rake in a tidy sum in CAT EMOJI CAT EMOJI CAT EMOJI OINK OINK OINK OINK etc super chats quite quickly. Her Soft Gentle Love will 100% be putting the thumbscrews on her to waddle away now that Amber has opened her fat trap about their "relationship" and made Emily a target.

 

[BettyCrocker]

Tuned in for 15 minutes and it’s just been 3 brain cells discussing random bullshit, it’s really gone down hill fast, viewers look like they’ve been at a steady 1.6k. Weren’t they hitting 4K a few days ago? What happened to this show being about Amber “redeeming” herself? What happened to that script? Did they really come up with 3 days of scripts and just went balls to the walls for the rest of the episodes.

It would somehow be more entertaining to get a fucking root canal than endure these streams

Ya know, it’s almost like there’s no redemption for an unredeemable person, or something.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I find the lolcow format pretty much unbearable. It makes sense, because I also loathe reality TV. “Scripts or it didn’t happen” is my TV-watching motto.

Lolcow bus is like a rough cut of a reality TV staged argument shot via Zoom with shitty equipment. There is way too much noise (and visual noise, too—why can’t Scooter and Sweet Tea edit their backgrounds? Oh, the chaos is the point? Ok, then.)

Then the reactors I’ve watched don’t do any real commentary or editing. Even worse, they speed up the replay so it’s a constant “SCREEEEEEEEE” of people shouting at each other. The only good part is when the TTS robot voice interrupts with “PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG.”

But Orange Queen did a good job of condensing it and creating a narrative arc in this reaction video:

https://youtu.be/HdBdzwwgrqA?si=ld--oNbWKD40oEnL

Added to avoid doubleposting: spotted this comparison on reddit:

 

[Bookish]

The cartoonish scale-drama baiting was incredibly transparent and lame. There's no way she's 520-anything, but purposely making the weigh-in suspicious wasn't subtle. Someone actually managed to introduce an interesting topic/point when they deviated from the Casey chat momentarily, about how Emily and Amber have both accused each other of domestic violence and are now back (always have been) in a relationship. As soon as it was questioned, they were stepped over for more of the same Casey back and forth, which they'd already talked to death at that point.

The format is bringing up something Amber totally did or said, Amber saying it never happened, the gross guy saying he believes Amber, them saying they have proof, Amber saying she won't entertain it, because it came from a reaction channel rather than her ..who has no proof except her good word, as she deleted her videos, and screaming back and forth about it interminably. And people throw $$ at them for the privilege of making snarky comments while viewing this. I don't think I've made thru one reaction video on this without cutting it off at the 1/4 or 1/2 point.

The retconning: "Tommy is NOT a feeder!" Then, when Emily turned on her, she admits people were right, she is, but she didn't know at first. Then, she states on that first meeting when Emily got the jeep, she already knew she was a feeder during that visit. Now, she's not a feeder ..and definitely doesn't get off at dying fat women in oxygen masks, despite the fact that Amber is the one who harped on that as she was going off. Maybe she admitted it later? I stopped watching early.

 

[Baking Muffins]

This lolcow bus era does seem like Amber’s swan song before sliding into obscurity/death. She’s still just as fat (if not fatter), she hasn’t changed at all, and no one even really seems to care that she’s still dating an abusive feeder.

Time to put her out to pasture and let the flies swarm her!

 

[Savage Rain]

Lolcow Et Al is like watching a vaudeville show, without the tongue in cheek charm and with a whole lot more drugs. I've known angry methed up bikers who were more capable of making sense. The Keem era is stupid and it sucks because it could be good, but it won't be because Keem is as stupid as they are. Oy.

 

[BettyCrocker]

Lolcow Et Al is like watching a vaudeville show, without the tongue in cheek charm and with a whole lot more drugs. I've known angry methed up bikers who were more capable of making sense. The Keem era is stupid and it sucks because it could be good, but it won't be because Keem is as stupid as they are. Oy.

Speaking of meth, how is “Sweet Tea” not fucking embarrassed to show up to an online gig 5-7 days a week looking like the lower half of her face is folding in on itself sans-dentures? Does it get any trashier than being under 80 years old but completely toothless, sucking on your own top lip like an English bulldog? How do you even lose a whole mouthful of teeth in your thirties? How many hits of meth does it take to lose 32 teeth?

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

We know based upon Ambers community post redacting her claims about Emily that Emily is a litigious lil fuck.

What are the chances Emily pursues it legally? I know she's been an uptight bitch about specific wording, as she's worried she could lose her nursing licence (if she hasn't already) and was freaking out about being called a death feeder previously and made Amber redact all of her statements.

Emily suing LCL arc incoming?

 

[Insulin reid]

What are the chances Emily pursues it legally? I know she's been an uptight bitch about specific wording, as she's worried she could lose her nursing licence (if she hasn't already) and was freaking out about being called a death feeder previously and made Amber redact all of her statements.

Emily suing LCL arc incoming?

Theres no way shes suing because its true and really hard to prove otherwise. The most likely scenario is emily pressures amber into just not going back on lolcow because they keep bringing up their soft wonderful love and some dead fat girl amber hates, Colleen or whatever her name is.

Keemstars business will continue to suffer just like ambers channel because she ruins everything she touches and then amber will inevitably make up some story how its not her fault its the haydurs. I dont think ambers gonna make it to febuary let alone the rest of the year.

 

[Raw]

Bus is canceled for tonight and Boogie said on Lolcowlive Amber left. She is no longer listed on the LCU website as a host.
She apparently also lost host status in the discord.

Now, we know this whole "I'm leaving" whining and Keem "firing" people is part of the never-ending repetitive script.

We'll see.
Credit to Reddit for the info.

Edit: what a surprise, they are going live. I do want to thank Keem for rushing the storyline quick enough that I don't have to double post.

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

Something about this doesn't feel scripted. She was "out sick" yesterday and then suddenly came on. I feel like there's something going on behind the scenes. Fed Bundy has got control over fat amber.

Also LolCow-Gay? Jesus fucking christ keem has creates so many of these channels no wonder they've only got 2k subscribers each. I sincerely thought LolCow-Bus was the gay channel. I guess its the retarded channel.

 

[FatalTater]

Remember back in the day when Fat Amber changed her name on her channel to "Amberlynn Reia" because some dried up old porn star threatened to sue about it?
Good times.

 

[tasty humane burger]

fake and gay

 

[Deputy Aru]

Absolutely LOL I didnt realize they were live right now and Amber started the stream complaining that she's not getting paid enough and she's mad at Keem because he's not supporting their stream enough and putting them against more popular LCU streams like LolcowLive and LolcowGay and apparently he told her that she's not allowed to go live because she's complaining to him and that's the reason that he said there's going to be a new cast. Then they're talking about Boogie being in the hospital about an hour into it and Amber said she wouldn't be surprised if Keem celebrates Boogie's passing away. I don't think she'll be on here much longer if this is real - Keem doesn't take too kindly to people going against him and speaking out against his plans either. Amber confirmed twice now Keem said she wasn't supposed to be on this live and she's saying she's here to get her money anyways. If this isn't scripted just lol. Amber also called Keem a narcissist and said she doesn't get along with them. Absolute buffoonery.

Spoiler: Idk how to screen record with sound on :( Im just going to do a write up of interesting tid bits

Edit: Amber is saying that the only reason she said Emily is a feeder is because they had broken up and she wanted to hurt Emily and feed into what everyone already thought about her. She's reiterating that Emily is supportive of her weight loss and wants her to lose weight. They got a superchat asking why Emily was on Feebee and she lies and says that its not for feeders it's for extreme chubby chasers. What about the tumblr with the fat women on oxygen tanks, Amber? The weirdo Scooter dude said he understands, hes not attracted to Amber but he can see the appeal???

They received another superchat asking about Emily's ex-fiancee that died and Amber immediately deflects/refuses to answer saying that everyone doesn't understand the relationship and they're completely wrong.

Someone actually sent a superchat asking about the tumblr/oxygen mask she said she saw and she refuses to answer. This SweetTea woman and Scooter person are just absolutely insufferable after every superchat saying shit like "I dont know why people are so obsessed with your personal life anyways" like people aren't pointing out her lies and that's why they're asking about it? If this is so personal why are you putting it online, anyways?

Amber made them block someone in chat because they sent a superchat and used Emily's name and she said it's because they were doxxing lmfao

Amber's claiming that Roxxy was wrong about everything she said and then because Roxxy left a comment apologizing for what she said on the live they're saying that proves she was only beliveing reaction channels and reaction channels are all liars.

Scooter continues to be really weird and fake and hyping up Amber's attractive-ness by saying "out of all the fat bitches we got the hottest one." and then Scooter and SweetTea compare her back fat shelf butt to Kim K and say she should put something on like that photoshoot.

Amber still claiming she doesn't have a FUPA and the fat we see when she wears pants is her stomach hanging down. That's true, but she still does have a FUPA. It's just genuinely impossible for her to be almost 600 pounds and not have a FUPA.

I caught up to the live so 2x speed has run out so that's all I've got in me for this one but I'll leave this here because someone sent a superchat after this and said "Amber looks so healthy since the last time I saw her full body" and it's just actually so funny because she was walking in place for 2 minutes and was completely out of breath when she sat back down. I miss her walking to the tree and the gaycare era so much. This is ass, guys.

 

[ADHD]

Absolutely LOL I didnt realize they were live right now and Amber started the stream complaining that she's not getting paid enough and she's mad at Keem because he's not supporting their stream enough and putting them against more popular LCU streams like LolcowLive and LolcowGay and apparently he told her that she's not allowed to go live because she's complaining to him and that's the reason that he said there's going to be a new cast. Then they're talking about Boogie being in the hospital about an hour into it and Amber said she wouldn't be surprised if Keem celebrates Boogie's passing away. I don't think she'll be on here much longer if this is real - Keem doesn't take too kindly to people going against him and speaking out against his plans either. Amber confirmed twice now Keem said she wasn't supposed to be on this live and she's saying she's here to get her money anyways. If this isn't scripted just lol. Amber also called Keem a narcissist and said she doesn't get along with them. Absolute buffoonery.

It's scripted. Keem will never let a show beat Lolcow Live, whichever show occupies the 8pm slot gets royally fucked with (and sometimes cannibalized entirely, as he did with the previous iteration of Bus when he decided he didn't want to work with Boogie anymore). In theory, sending the redirect to Lolcow Gay should not matter because Bus should be strong enough to carry on without it. For those who have started watching and feel they might be getting invested: Don't bother. He will recast shows and switch up time slots and rebrand shows entirely all on his whim, he doesn't care about the audience or fans of the shows.

With that being said, the honeymoon period seems to have come to an end.