🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Day 7 Superchats went back up by 78%. Live viewership went back up to 2.3k.

Superchat total today is $686. Yesterday was $386.

For reference, superchats on this channel averaged between $400-$600 for pre-Amber livestreams. So the fat narc "taking off sick" yesterday means the channel performs worse when she is gone, worse than before she got there. That's the quarter-ton impact & aftermath, and ladies and gentlemen, that is an overall DROP! 📉

Total # of superchats for this stream were 61 chats ($11/chat average). Yesterday had 29 chats ($13/chat average).

Just another typical night of YawnCow University. On the first day, Keem Starfish 💫 🐟 stated "these numbers are insane." Are they still insane? Maybe I'm insane, looking at all this through an insane lens, because honestly, all I see is an insane.....DROP!!


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Amber: WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME?? WHY DON'T PEOPLE BELIEVE ME?!?! :lossmanjack:
Also Amber: Ummm u guise have to ruhlaize... I leeeduhrully say the most 🌟unhinged🌟 stuff when I'm like in a beepeedee situation type deeuhl :ratface:
 
Basically, all I have gotten out of this past week is that Keem needed a new freak sideshow to help revive a dead channel with two even bigger deadasses. He knew Amber would get him a ton of hate donations, short term gains is better than none at all to him, anyway. Amber needed a new place to act like an asshole on the internet. The hosts know she is a piece of shit, but they are too worried about milking Amber to say anything to her. This is what we got and where we are. Yikes.
 
I always thought the ambaby's attached themselves to her because she was an uwu dainty princess who is so above fighting back and so much better than the hater channels. She doesn't do bad things, she only does good things. Now she's cursing constantly, shaking a cup like a pathetic beggar, threatening to kill random old women by sitting on them, elucidating us on her fantasies of yomama assaulting her in a tent... How's this contradiction going to work out when she goes back to her channel?
 
mastergabe said:
Superchat total today is $686. Yesterday was $386.
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$686 is hilarious. Lets break it down.

$686 - YouTube 30% cut = $480.20

How much do you think Kumstir keeps off the TOP for "expenses" and profit? 50%? Lets say he's that generous.

$480.20 - Kumstir's 50% cut = $240.10

Lets say Amber, the BIG star of the show gets a 50% cut, and the cohosts get 25% each.

Amber's cut is $120.05.

1099 taxes (depending on the bracket she gets herself into), lets be nice and say Federal, social security, medicare is a modest 30%

Amber's spendable cut of the super chats $84.04. Gorl thats one doordash order.
 
Holy shit this is so fucking boring. C'mon Amber drop out and go do something else already.
These hosts remind me why I never chose to work with special needs kids. It's just a bunch of drooling retards screaming at each other, that the government has said would be inhumane to put down.
I hate this era.

Also clocking Sweet Tea the Toothless Wonder making excuses for Amber's lack of weight loss already.
 
mastergabe said:
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Day 7 Superchats went back up by 78%. Live viewership went back up to 2.3k.
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Thank you for posting these, they crack me up every time. What a failure. Amber may as well stop faking and actually quit because she’d be getting paid more doing an actual 9-5 job than this circus.
Not many people would be put on display to be laughed at by hundreds of people for a measly 100 dollar payout per stream, but she does.
 
ADHD said:
It's scripted. Keem will never let a show beat Lolcow Live, whichever show occupies the 8pm slot gets royally fucked with (and sometimes cannibalized entirely, as he did with the previous iteration of Bus when he decided he didn't want to work with Boogie anymore). In theory, sending the redirect to Lolcow Gay should not matter because Bus should be strong enough to carry on without it. For those who have started watching and feel they might be getting invested: Don't bother. He will recast shows and switch up time slots and rebrand shows entirely all on his whim, he doesn't care about the audience or fans of the shows.
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I figured as much, I'm just wondering about the validity of Keem actually kicking Amber out because she's asking for more money and him apparently telling her she's not supposed to stream anymore. Someone said she lost her host role in the discord as well - is that normally part of the script? He was also in the chat a couple times last night and the other hosts seemed kind of apprehensive and worried to say anything when they saw him there after Amber had spent the beginning part of the stream talking shit about him. I only saw how Keem was with Boogie and Wings when Lolcow Live was first starting and that stuff was obviously so painfully scripted when Boogie got his tattoo and was chimping out and shit, so I really haven't paid much attention since then because it just isn't my thing so I'm not as aware if he's constantly just recycling the same script over and over again. It seems like the being kicked off/begging for your money thing is very much still a part of it, though, since that's what he was doing with Boogie and Wings from the beginning.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
Stolen from Reddit; someone went frame-by-frame during her live weigh in today and caught a flash of her true weight (in kg):
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People on the reddit pointing out that it's hard to tell what's going on without knowing what model it is. Guys, I only found one model of SIKE scales that don't have the model number on the display screen... IT'S THE XL VET SCALE!!!
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She might just be maxing it out at 300kg and that's all it'll display :story:
 
Sparkle Friendo said:
People on the reddit pointing out that it's hard to tell what's going on without knowing what model it is. Guys, I only found one model of SIKE scales that don't have the model number on the display screen... IT'S THE XL VET SCALE!!!
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She might just be maxing it out at 300kg and that's all it'll display :story:
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remember when she bought a scale for weighing car parts in the gaycare era?
 
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Day 8 Superchats went back up by 40%. Live viewership hovered around 2.4k.

Superchat total today is $961. Yesterday was $686.

Total # of superchats for this stream were 82 chats ($12/chat average). Yesterday had 61 chats ($11/chat average).

We will NEVER see the $3022 amount on YawnCows from Day 1 ever again. Let's hear it for the DROP!! 🪄✨📉




Also, here's a video posted by a small channel named Birdie (klowncows) covering the five different Rarity stories in excellent detail with the graphic, since Roxy & Zey showed the demand and dire need for consise & accurate lore videos to be compiled. Feel free to give them a view!

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LightEmittingDiode said:
Stolen from Reddit; someone went frame-by-frame during her live weigh in today and caught a flash of her true weight (in kg):
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Sorry to say, watching this on ApathetixFaxxx's (or however it's spelled) edit (because I refuse to give Lolcow a click)... that flickered on when she was restarting the scale. She power-cycled it because dumb-fuck doesn't understand zeroing the device. It flashed between 0.0 kg and 300.0 kg before flashing back to 0.0 lbs, and when she stepped on it went up to 527-528 lbs (it was continually oscillating between the two numbers before stabilizing at 527.4).

When she managed to finally figure shit out and zeroed it while standing on it, once she stepped off it displayed -530.0 lbs.

I hate to 'defend' Amber in any instance, but this being her weight is false. This Redditor's being a faggot.

Now she MAY have been supporting her weight on something (though that's doubtful - she didn't have anything in easy reach of her t-rex arms to support herself consistently enough to display 527-530 every time she stepped on and off the scale) or she may have had a foot off of it (balance, I'd think, would cause more variation than was displayed).

Also, let's recall that at 5'3", at 527 she has a BMI of 93.3. A few more pounds isn't going to make a difference. She's a sack of pudding. And I'm willing to believe she's a 530 lb sack of pudding. Because holy fuckdoodles, that's STILL a lot (I mean, it's more than my little cargo trailer's rated for, anyway, and that's impressive!!).
 
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