🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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That's true, lol. Amber would go ballistic but the last drama Destiny had with Amber, Amber was pretty scathing to her.
The only way Destiny would be fun with Amber would be if Emily was also there. Having the love triangle of Amber trying to flirt with Destiny while Emily was getting mad would at least make it interesting. But I think Beggy gets the most anger out of Amber and having Amber go full abuser while Beggy tries to explain the washclothes and some 90s cartoon show at the same time would be pretty funny
 
Roxy's "Casey couldn't abuse Amber because she was younger and not a colossal fatass" would be shit take if it wasn't for the fact none of that shit ever happened lmao

I can't decide it if it's just Amber's delusion about being totally exempt from consequences that's making her run her mouth about her exes or if she's been told to bait them for the lulz. I'm sure Keemstar could tempt Dusty to make a guest appearance and Becky is pretty hard up too post surgery.

Also top hats time but I hope ALR does get her monetization back next month so she can tell Keem to shove his LCU up his arse, and then her audience drags her to fuck for being back with her Soft Gentle Love after screaming abuse for the past six months and she still makes fuck all. 🎩
 
Okay so why tf did Amber lose her shit over the ages she and Casey were when they were dating? It was only what, a 2 year gap and it was forever ago. Of all the things to flip about, that hardly seems worth the effort.
The whole Pedo-Lynn thing I guess. Typically those laws don't have a statute of limitations. was she Groomerlynn before she became Pooner Casey? Would the "Romeo and Juliette" defense apply to grooming allegations? Arizona does have these laws in play, basically if you're within 24 months of age its mostly OK. I believe Amber fits within any legal definition of being fine. 2026 internet court? who knows.

The one tiny itty bitty wrinkle is....this is consensual activity. All bets are off when non consensual even if it wasn't full blown sex, but just Amber grabbing on her. If its nonconsensual then Arizona treats you as a kid toucher.

(be real, Amber's not getting locked up for being a minor attracted person.)
 
I cut the parts of Amber yelling and making it all worse for herself. And as a result I created auditory assault. I cut out MOST of Roxy and her shit mic, you can surmise most of what she was asking anyways. It's all about Casey and some about Emily. Chronological order maintained except the very last clip. I also left out the majority of the end because it's just boogie and keem doing damage control to gas up Fat Amber so she doesn't leave.

The most interesting part to me is where she says that Krystle was there watching Casey assault her. Is this something she said before? Here it is on it's own.

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Another note after listening to some of this again. There is a back and forth she is trying to keep straight that is going to cause her to spiral constantly. Emily Franz loves her for how she looks. But she's not a feeder and wants her to lose all the weight. I imagine she will be trying to square this circle for the near future. Here is that in isolation as well with a minor flourish.
 
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3:42 "Why don't you ever close that dirty stank mouth"
Not sure it was wise to go with that particular insult after showing pics of rotten black molars falling out of her jaws.

Her face has that same look it had at her biggest. She's a big circle with tiny inner face, and her lower face is jiggling hilariously while she yells. The upgraded filters she was using before aren't working on this current software. No chance she's under 600.

Why has her eyebrow makeup suddenly gotten so much worse than usual?
Here it is on it's own.
"You're believing the wrong truth." Classic.

Amber's cluster B lie delivery is textbook: I'm going to cry especially hard when saying X, which must mean it's true. Sure, I've been caught in this lie before and there are witnesses. But look how upset I am! Yelling while sobbing = you must believe me.
 
I didn’t watch the weigh in video but I bet our gorl had one massive leg on the ground, which is why the scale kept deviating so much. 522 is laughable. Why would anyone believe that?

only retarded and mentally 16.
Amber was 25 when that happened, but I also think calling her a pedo is a stretch. I got vibes Destiny was more into the girl that Amber, almost in a predatory way, and Amber played it up because Destiny. Posting the content for views was predatory, but I don’t think she’s actually a pedo.
 
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Can’t remember which reactor mentioned it (Salty Crab?) but I think the ‘legal’ stuff between Casey and Amber had less to do with the ages involved and more with the rape accusation itself. I think the gist was that Amber has slandered / defamed Casey and her bringing it up again has restarted the clock, allowing Casey to bring what I assume would be a civil action against Amber - such actions being time-limited. Am not a lawyer however (or even American) so don’t know what I’m talking about, I just think that’s what I heard.

This whole thing is unbelievably shite yet is still the most interesting thing Amber has done in ages. We truly are spoilt for nontent over here in the Amberverse.
 
So funny of Amber to drop the tidbit of hooking up with Destiny post breakup and saying that her cooch smelled like Mcdonald’s and it disgusted Al when we all know damn well that Mickey D’s is one of her favorite places to slide through. I imagine her saying that must’ve been a dig to get back at Destiny for her initial streams where she said Fat Albert smelled like swamp ass.
 
I cut the parts of Amber yelling and making it all worse for herself. And as a result I created auditory assault. I cut out MOST of Roxy and her shit mic, you can surmise most of what she was asking anyways. It's all about Casey and some about Emily. Chronological order maintained except the very last clip. I also left out the majority of the end because it's just boogie and keem doing damage control to gas up Fat Amber so she doesn't leave.
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The juxtaposition between Amber confronting Roxy and screaming at her calling her a dumb bitch every 2 seconds vs. her quietly rocking back and forth when Aunt Tammy confronted her is actually so funny. Keem must've run such a number on her to have her hyped up like this thinking that she's really doing something with all of this.

Also re: Amber saying Krystal was there while Kacey raped???? When tf would that have even happened? She's actually such a weirdo.... people who always pull out "X was there!" to shut down any criticism or form of complaint are just narcs because what can you even do or say to that? How can you shut down someone saying "X was there" because if you weren't there you cant call that a lie.
 
Just finished the FaxX highlight. Could only stomach the part where they have Roxy on. This is certainly the most entertainment we've had so far in this shitty LCU arc. Keem should have put Fat Albert and Roxy together from the very beginning. But god, her co-hosts are the shittiest side characters we've ever had.

I think my favourite moment was the robot TTS man announcing "please address Jade Francis and the lawsuits" while Amber was red-faced and shaking because of Roxy's verbal evisceration. I loled.

So funny of Amber to drop the tidbit of hooking up with Destiny post breakup and saying that her cooch smelled like Mcdonald’s and it disgusted Al when we all know damn well that Mickey D’s is one of her favorite places to slide through.
It's a crazy statement from the same girl who really did eat a 20-piece McNugget from the golden arches and ask the very same now-ex girlfriend to address it and lie about it on camera.
 
The part that stood out to me was Hamber saying Necky is the laziest person she's ever known. I believe that, but despite it she was the one wiping her shelf ass, washing her with a bucket and sponge and ferrying her around in a car whilst zonked out on stupid doses of psych meds for 2am Wommart sessions and food. Imagine being such a useless immobile blob that you need the laziest person you know to do practically everything for you.
 
The most interesting part to me is where she says that Krystle was there watching Casey assault her. Is this something she said before? Here it is on it's own.
edit: wait guys, i am retarded. for some reason i had the question in mind of, "Has Casey ever even met Krystle" rather than, "has she ever claimed this before". Either way, the lore below is something I didn't know, so leaving this up anyway

Per plebbit: "Casey said he met Krystal once at a convention. Casey had a panic attack and Krystal got upset with him. From my remembrance, Casey left and The hamburgler and Krystal stayed at a hotel room together and had sex. When she left amber came back home, that was the only time they had met in person." & "Didnt Krystal and her mom come get Amber from Casey’s house ?"

I don't have a source for this info yet, so can't speak to the validity of it.
 
The whole thing was low tier bait for retards.
First nobody knows nothing then people say they do their research, then ambers screeching like a harpy over not being believed like her retelling of a story is the absolute truth and then her ex partners lived experience is watered down to "detractor shit".

So ambers lying ass is telling us the gospel truth and these retards simultaneously do and dont know what's going on.

This isnt even fun, its a bunch of retards yelling "nuh uh" at eachother and engaging in white trash behavior while shitting on other white trash people for being white trash. Ill wait and check in when the ankle or apathetic fax does a video on it.
Im still in camp "amber is a pedo" she just cant get teenage partners anymore. Its not that shes not a pedo she just doesn't have access to an underage partner like she used to.
 
Fat Amber, it hasn't even been a week! Imagine a new employee calling out within the first week of being employed lol. Whats a probationary period? Roxy must have made her big mad yesterday and Roxy barely even did anything.

Or it could be a part of the mega gay script. Either way its a massive yawn. Keem had somewhat of an edge and then he immediately blundered. You dumb dumb gnome.
 
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