🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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w4vy_gr4vy said:
Throw this heifer in with the real lions on the "main" channel or whatever the fuck it is and let them have their fun with her before she inevitably peaces out... give us SOME entertainment ffs.
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It would be magnificent to see Hamboar crash out like Wings did after the 'Wings, why are you so useless?' dono.
 
It's telling that AL sobs and boohoos and cries in this scripted slop the exact same way she did when blubbing reacting to all the embarrassing shit that came out about her last year, such as the Rachel/Emily Franz leaks or Aunt Tammie joining the fray. Even though we already knew her entire personality is performative BS.



toilet_rainbow said:
We really didn’t know what we had then. :heart-empty: Even the Jade era was superior to this LolcowBus stuff. She did more than screech about her BeePeeDee and deny that she killed cats for two hours, at least. Her supporting characters were also far more bearable, even likable, than these no names and Boogie.
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The Jade era was carried by the likes of this place, the long-standing Nikocado feud, Jordy's early content (e.g. retroactive thinkpieces) and Apathetic FaXx's summaries of the rare juicy bits like the drunk livestream circa 2022. She was at her most entertaining when she had side characters with actual personality and didn't have access to doordash, therefore forcing her out of the house. Jade trying to be incognito just made things worse as it's impossible to rawdog Amber without some kind of buffer.

Free Range Grass said:
It would be magnificent to see Hamboar crash out like Wings did after the 'Wings, why are you so useless?' dono.
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Wings is another cow I've been following for a number of years. Him throwing his wife onto the table in a violent crashout was like a moment of Providence. That's why I think Big AL actually attending fat camp would be a good idea if they can bring someone into the mix who geeeenuineeely gets under her skin and pushes her buttons.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
"Oh my god u guise, I geeyenyooenlee have always wanted to go to Venzu... Venezul... Vuvuzela! Like, all those cute river things and little boat situations are, like, leeduhrully sooooooo romantic situation type deeyull??"
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You left out "I heerd the food is really good there!" followed by a list of Taco Bell items she thinks are Venezuelan, and completely bypassing the fact that many of them don't have food at all.
 
Tea Sipper said:
The Jade era was carried by the likes of this place, the long-standing Nikocado feud, Jordy's early content (e.g. retroactive thinkpieces) and Apathetic FaXx's summaries of the rare juicy bits like the drunk livestream circa 2022. She was at her most entertaining when she had side characters with actual personality and didn't have access to doordash, therefore forcing her out of the house. Jade trying to be incognito just made things worse as it's impossible to rawdog Amber without some kind of buffer.
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Becky, as dull as she is, acted like a straight man for Amber. It wasn’t constant screaming and screeching to the point it melded into pure noise. The side characters during the gaycare era also rotated, so it was more interesting when Eric and Rickie or Destiny and Dana popped up despite Amber eating Cheesecake Factory for the fiftieth time.

While the Jade era was definitely inferior to what preceded it, there were definitely some iconic molments from that era like Jade trolling her with the proposal. I don’t know what will be an actual iconic moment from this era if I keep forgetting that Amber shoved a pie into her face two days after it happened. I’ll probably remember her telling Boogie she hopes he gets cancer, since he faked having it.

Maybe? I have to pause the recaps every ten or so minutes when I try to watch them because all that noise. Salty Crab deciding to do 15 minute recaps might be the best route unless a brave Kiwi recaps as tribute. Ow, my head…
 
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If any Amber's ex should make a reappearance for the fat camp stuff, it should be Destiny. She's hard up for cash and literally doesn't care what she reveals about Amber.

Destiny would definitely do the storylines and in fighting too, if she gets paid imo.
 
ExplodedWhale said:
If any Amber's ex should make a reappearance for the fat camp stuff, it should be Destiny. She's hard up for cash and literally doesn't care what she reveals about Amber.

Destiny would definitely do the storylines and in fighting too, if she gets paid imo.
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Yeah but KeemStream would just get nuked for having a 13 year old boy on again.
 
Ambert claims she is 523.4 el bees via her SIKE Professional Veterinary Floor Scale with a max weight of 660 lb. She is not. Lolcow Live is fake, gay slop with bad acting. Hammy is fat and I still would not have sex with her.
 

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Keem, be smart and bring this Roxy person on repeatedly to hold a mirror up to ALR.

Every person who follows GW is salivating right now.
 
Spectator said:
Keem, be smart and bring this Roxy person on repeatedly to hold a mirror up to ALR.

Every person who follows GW is salivating right now.
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it's amazing for her to be held accountable without having any defense. she was LOSING it. they literally had to dc roxy and while roxy was honestly tweaking and sputtering some bullshit, a lot of it was truth amber couldn't handle.

sorry for the double post but look who just showed up in chat.

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Okay so why tf did Amber lose her shit over the ages she and Casey were when they were dating? It was only what, a 2 year gap and it was forever ago. Of all the things to flip about, that hardly seems worth the effort.
 
FatalTater said:
Okay so why tf did Amber lose her shit over the ages she and Casey were when they were dating? It was only what, a 2 year gap and it was forever ago. Of all the things to flip about, that hardly seems worth the effort.
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Better question… why did Roxy harp on it in the first place? She is clearly versed in ALR lore. She claims to have receipts. The current ‘I was abused by Casey’ claim Amber is making is enough. It is so easily disproven.

Rain and Petals Eavesdrop, I’m The Worst Liar

We did the 10 years of research for you LCL fools. Just read it. Preferably on LOLcow Live and not this Bus stupidity.
 
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Day 5 Superchats DROPPED 9%. Live viewership remains stagnant around 2.8k (Day 3 had over 4k watching).

Superchat total today is $1237...even WITH Roxy showing up! Yesterday was $1358. That's still a DROP!!

Total # of superchats for this stream were 110 chats ($11/chat average). Yesterday had 85 chats ($16/chat average). So the average superchat dollar amount DROPPED!

*Note: one-off superchats of $2 seem to occur at random & outside of normal streaming hours.

I sure do LOVE 💞 the daily downward trend of total views in the first 24 hours, which is where much of the AdSense revenue is collected. Views started around 40k on the first day and has barely scratched 22k from last night's video in the 24-hour period following the stream's end. Social blade can provide better statistics in confirming this fact. Folks, that's a DROP!

YawnCow's non-tent raw footage is impossible to sit through. Because of that, and many many more reasons, as the show continues to flop, we all collectively watch the.....DROP!!



KiwiKunt!! said:
Where did you get the screen shot of the super chat figures from?
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www.playboard.co is the website used to display superchat totals. It's what Keem used to brag about the first stream coming in 2nd on that day throughout all of YouTube. Sometimes I pull the channel total while other times I can grab the individual video's total. Whichever one is behaving better at the moment the stream ends since the website has the potential to act funny. I seek accurate numbers, not interested in waiting for technology and calculations to catch up to itself.

Anybody can do this, I just got sick and tired of not finding relevant statistics on forums anywhere, at least until Nick's Vertical Asshole started posting the fat narc's Cameo amounts and timestamps on the farms. That's what gave me the inspiration. So shout-out there.
 
ExplodedWhale said:
If any Amber's ex should make a reappearance for the fat camp stuff, it should be Destiny. She's hard up for cash and literally doesn't care what she reveals about Amber.

Destiny would definitely do the storylines and in fighting too, if she gets paid imo.
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Hell no. Put Beggy on there. Watch Amber abuse the fuck out of her and have the chat turn on Keemstar and Amber. I want pure evil chaos
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Ambert claims she is 523.4 el bees via her SIKE Professional Veterinary Floor Scale with a max weight of 660 lb. She is not. Lolcow Live is fake, gay slop with bad acting. Hammy is fat and I still would not have sex with her.
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If you watch the video, the second Amber steps off the scale, the scale shows negative numbers. I think it got near -100 lbs before Amber stepped on it again
 
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