🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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God… if only Ricky and Eric could see her now.

Holy fuck I’d die for some Ricky commentary on Amber being a dunking pool clown at the fair right now.

That’s how keem could save the show. Drop a few bucks and have the gay boys come up for some commentary
 
Keemstar the only way you're going to get any more attention on this is with bringing on detractors. Or one of the side characters, let them grift for an episode (Eric, Ricky,Becky, jade, rafe, any other past friend fuck it) and talk to her on stream.
 
Pookie recently said the Porkahontas nickname has something to do with the fact she's portuguese you guise.
And she's now also french. Explains why she always gives up on everything : she's fully embracing the historical surrendering reputation.

Could someone weaponize their autism and try to find some baguette DNA in her family tree ?
 
Wonky Eye said:
Pookie recently said the Porkahontas nickname has something to do with the fact she's portuguese you guise.
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Ah yes, because Pocahontas was well known for being portuguese... I'd need an Amberlynn autist more learned than I to confirm but didn't she try to claim Native American ancestry (I think on Mammalynn's side) back when she was with Destiny? If so she's obviously forgotten about that particular lah.
 
If I'm being completely honest, I've not been keeping up too much with the LCU stuff. I find it hard to watch the slop/ragebait stuff with terrible acting, it makes me cringe so hard I start seeing God. Months of Keem grifting to get Amber on the show, and they've made less than $5-10k overall. Not to mention, his attempt to seduce Chantal failed miserably when she decided she was going to be a good muslim again. I'm glad that the show is dribbling off, I'm just hoping that Amber completely fails and goes back to her regular YouTube. People were talking about missing gaycare era, I couldn't agree more. It was a time when she was as authentically herself as she could have been: cooking slop, calling people slurs, starting fights whenever she could, falling all the time, not to mention her day trips to places like Caca Lake and Pride. It was genuinely entertaining because she was just being herself, and when she's on her own, it's funny to point and laugh at her. Now it's all manufactured slop, no genuine crash outs.

Bring back her personal channel crashout livestreams or more beef with Tammy. Now that is something I would watch.
 
Clotso Coof said:
You'd think they could just look up whatever is today's big influencer/creator controversy on Tiktok and then pretend to have a big argument about it. It's not that difficult to think of something for dumb people to talk about.

This show is so low-effort it's insane. Keem actually did some work in convincing Amber to join up and follow a script. It would take maybe 5 more minutes to come up with a few topics for content. I'm not saying it would bring in more money, but at least they'd have more to work with.
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Was literally just about to say the same thing. 1. Why are there so many different lolcow channels, 2. Why doesn't Keem just put all of his best cows in ONE show, 3. Why doesn't he have them debate internet politics or current events? It might actually be funny to see what Boogie and Amberlynn have to say about the Venezuelan president being captured in the dead of night.
 
I'd donate just to hear Amber attempt to pronounce Venezuela never mind talk about the politics of it.
 
"Oh my god u guise, I geeyenyooenlee have always wanted to go to Venzu... Venezul... Vuvuzela! Like, all those cute river things and little boat situations are, like, leeduhrully sooooooo romantic situation type deeyull??"
 
I've never heard of anyone besides boogie and wings from that show. Everyone else is unknown weird socially awkward fatties that think the microphone is a megaphone and scream into it for no reason. The script they are using is god awful and watching Hamberlynn "cry" by putting her fat hands in her face and suffocate herself so it looks like she's crying, but she's really suffocating herself making her face have that red hue.

Hamberlynn knows what she's doing - the idiots super chatting to get a rise out of her doesn't work if money is involved. It's the same thing constantly and it gets boring. Hamber will "quit" the show every 5 minutes, throw a tantrum and wait until Keem gets on to "set the record straight". The grimace looking fatty bows down and that toothless weirdo changes her tune real quick.

I'm definitely on board with the people saying she'll quit once she gets remonetization back. Quite frankly I hope she does - the entire lolcow _insertstupidnamehere_ franchise is nothing more than putting fatties inside a cage at a zoo when you can get the tickets free elsewhere. I can't even watch the highlights of the show reactor channels put up (Apathetic Faxx), nothing appeals to me at all.

The ragebait is horrible, the script needs new writers, the cast needs new (known) people or Keem needs to try his luck elsewhere to make fast easy money. I'm not sure who did the crossover worse: Keem, Gorlic or YoMama. All of them suck, and one of them *coughGORLICcough* faked dying of cancer to get into fat gorls' panties.
 
mastergabe said:
1) Because it annoys you. Grow some tougher skin.

2) Because y'all give her too much credit calling her everything under the sun, when she actually is the sun or a star aka a large gassy object.

3) Because she hates truth in simple words. Fat narc abuser is way more accurate but alas I get lazy adding any extra words. My back hurts from carrying all the weight of presenting daily superchat information declines to Gorlworld and YawnCow fans that have now boycotted the lives and doing their part by not giving any views or sending any of those idiots money. Including the social blade view counts is a bonus. The demand exists for all the lurkers that care to stay up-to-date on the only thing everyone truly cares about...the DROP. It's a free act of service really.
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Whole lot of words when you can just simply say you're an annoying faggot.

I appreciate the stream superchat and viewership numbers though. You're doing the lords work, thank you!
 
goddessalthena said:
I can't even watch the highlights of the show reactor channels put up (Apathetic Faxx), nothing appeals to me at all.
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A lot of reaction channels aren't even covering it because its so fucking fake and boring. Only those with the lowest of IQ's are participating with donos and chat. It's just one big retarded circus that isn't even fun to watch. Especially with the loud fat faggot scooter and the toothless trailer trash constantly hugboxing the the animal abuser.

And keemstar creating dozens of stupid fucking channels trying to get this LCU to mirror the MCU or some shit. Its the most braindead lolcow thing I think I've seen in a while. Keemstar has shit for brains.
 
mastergabe said:
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Day 4 Superchats gained 13% while live viewership plummeted by over 1/4 from yesterday.

Superchat total today is $1308.

Nobody was sniping tonight's stream and I am simply doing my part by refusing to give any YawnCow channel a view. I stalked the thumbnail on the channel only to see when the live ended so I can grab the screenshot of the daily superchat amount. Scooter without a hat looks like a coked-out host today.

Also, I had to ensure a correct and accurate percentage since a $2 superchat came at the end of yesterday's Livestream, so that amount was $1155 instead of the previously reported $1153.

Another factor I hadn't previously considered: # of superchats per stream. So that went down. Yesterday had 100 chats ($12/chat average). Today had 84 chats ($16/chat average).

Stay tuned for more.....DROP!! 😂





1) Because it annoys you. Grow some tougher skin.

2) Because y'all give her too much credit calling her everything under the sun, when she actually is the sun or a star aka a large gassy object.

3) Because she hates truth in simple words. Fat narc abuser is way more accurate but alas I get lazy adding any extra words. My back hurts from carrying all the weight of presenting daily superchat information declines to Gorlworld and YawnCow fans that have now boycotted the lives and doing their part by not giving any views or sending any of those idiots money. Including the social blade view counts is a bonus. The demand exists for all the lurkers that care to stay up-to-date on the only thing everyone truly cares about...the DROP. It's a free act of service really.


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Where did you get the screen shot of the super chat figures from?
 
Re: scripting and NDAs, I don’t see how there would be much scripting for something like this beyond a barebones discussion point to stay around inbetween reacting to comments. Even something like Financial Audit, an actual daytime show, or a typical Amberlynn vlog would have more dedicated setup. Also, to my understanding, NDAs are for behind the scenes work versus what's on the show? All of what she's been addressing are from her past clips, anyway. An NDA would be more for "Keemstar paid for a week of Doordash if I agreed to go on LolcowBus."

Tea Sipper said:
Amberlynn in the gaycare era was my comfort. Before she flanderized herself into oblivion and became whatever the fuck this is now. :(
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We really didn’t know what we had then. :heart-empty: Even the Jade era was superior to this LolcowBus stuff. She did more than screech about her BeePeeDee and deny that she killed cats for two hours, at least. Her supporting characters were also far more bearable, even likable, than these no names and Boogie.

Amber should’ve been a special guest star at most. She has nothing to her besides consooming and witch cackling, so script or not it got old super fast by day 2. Also cathartic that Keem is seeing diminishing returns this quickly.
 
The only way I'd watch this shit is if they cut out the 2 meth heads, add roxy (or any reaction channel), & turn the TTS off. Keem would never do it because that'd be too entertaining, & you know we can't have that!
 
As boring as this scripted shit is, I have to admit I lol'd at Boogie coming on for 30 seconds to call Amber fat and then fuck off again. Keemstar, this shit is tanking and you know it. Throw this heifer in with the real lions on the "main" channel or whatever the fuck it is and let them have their fun with her before she inevitably peaces out... give us SOME entertainment ffs.
 
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