🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[anon101x]

Do we really think they are still dating? Or is this just part of the script?

Yes. Amber loves this teenager crap. She loves the fighting back and fourth and all that drama of an immature relationship.

And Emily likes it too.
I’ve no doubt they have done the cringiest shit ever.
“I wish I knew how to quit you” bullshit monologues to each other

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

FAT AL REALLY JUST FUCKING PIED HERSELF IN THE FACE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

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[w4vy_gr4vy]

Amber's downfall is truly delicious.

Yes of course we all know it's scripted and fake, but the humiliation of pieing yourself in the face for money is real.

She would have never done it if she was making bank like back in the day.

I'm here for it.

How the mighty have falleeeeen. Remember how she used to crow about not being able to do My 600elbee Life because she wasn't enough of a car-crash to be on the show or whatever? Too bad gorl, you could have been on TV being nagged by Dr Now about losing turdy poun dis munt and now here you are reduced to cream pies in the face for a lousy $50 What depths will she plumb next on Keemstar's Online Freak Show?

 

[Ben Lurkin']

Keem is smart to freshen up his panel with a new idiot every now and then, even if she only lasts a couple shows and is boring as hell. The other lolcows can dogpile her for content.

5 shows a week at maybe 3 hrs per show? Add another hour per show and that's 20 hrs a week on someone else's schedule. There's no chance Amber does it for more than a few shows, but it's a good opportunity for her. She'd make more in 20 hrs than she would in 40 hrs in any offline job that would actually hire her.

That's the genius here. Keem obviously has a rule that everyone has to stop talking for a 20 dollar superchat while it's read out loud. Imagine how many people would pay 20 to have their comment read to Amber in front of an audience.

It's not just haters, either. Amber had 130 Cameos at 80 each in a month. None of them have leaked as far as I know. That means it's genuine fans paying her to talk for a minute.

Is that the fat middle aged blond? Isn't her name Tina? She ate Chantal alive the one time Chins dared appear on a Keem show. She's relentless and kept the show moving. The other female lolcows were boring and just sat there most of the time.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

ApatheticFaxx tapped out of recapping episode 3, on account of “nothing happened.” Or she needed a break. Don’t blame her either way. As cathartic as seeing Amber turn herself into the modern equivalent of a carnival geek for DoorDash cash is, it’s barely watchable at times even via recap.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Amber> Claims Binge Eating Disorder. Eats dangerously on camera. Promotes Dangerous health choices.
YouTube> DEMONETIZED
Keemstar> Pay me to have this morbidly obese woman with dangerous disordered eating shove a pie into her face.
YouTube>

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Yo Keem, if you want to squeeze another few cents out of this barren cash cow then please film it when you berate her for being a useless fat retard backstage. I'm sure we could drum up at least five bucks between us in exchange for the beepeedee crashout footage. I'll even chuck in an extra dollar if you call her Porkahontas.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Even pies in the face won’t draw interest. The only course of action for Keem is getting Foodie Beauty for real. And that’ll buy them just one more stream with numbers.

It’s Capitover.

 

[Din Djarin]

Reminds me of ambers soups. Just a bunch of chunks of things that used to be bigger things but inevitably broke down and were thrown in the same pot.

Sometimes I really miss those days

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Reminds me of ambers soups. Just a bunch of chunks of things that used to be bigger things but inevitably broke down and were thrown in the same pot.

Sometimes I really miss those days

Her cooking with only water "to save calories" was very eating disorder chic. "Oh, baybeeh, this soup is so bad that I can't eat it. Can you take me to McDonalds even though it's almost 1 AM? I'm soooo hongreee"

 

[Tea Sipper]

Sometimes I really miss those days

Amberlynn in the gaycare era was my comfort. Before she flanderized herself into oblivion and became whatever the fuck this is now.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

How the mighty have falleeeeen. Remember how she used to crow about not being able to do My 600elbee Life because she wasn't enough of a car-crash to be on the show or whatever? Too bad gorl, you could have been on TV being nagged by Dr Now about losing turdy poun dis munt and now here you are reduced to cream pies in the face for a lousy $50 What depths will she plumb next on Keemstar's Online Freak Show?

Yes, indeed. For a while, she was saying that she was so much better than us, when she was making massive amount of money being on her "weight loss journey". Now, she is an act on a carnival show. How will she be able to maintain her girlypop performance where butter would not melt in her mouth? How will she change her channel to be monetised again? For what I see, her only talent is being 550 pounds, and tell us that she knows better than dieticians how to lose weight.

 

[mastergabe]

For what I see, her only talent is being 550 pounds, and tell us that she knows better than dieticians how to lose weight.

She leedurley said "600 pound life over here" in a recent YawnCow Livestream. In the past, that very same comment offended the fat narc, responding "durh 572.4 highest known weight, never actually recorded 600+ on the scale."

The 600 pound life show is now being embraced confidently, just like the confirmed relationship status. This is all thanks to the CURRENT death feeder gorl-friend...as if the past "ex" Emily is not the same person as the current Emily.

 

[Insulin reid]

The 600 pound life show is now being embraced confidently, just like the confirmed relationship status. This is all thanks to the CURRENT death feeder gorl-friend...as if the past "ex" Emily is not the same person as the current Emily.

Im still weirded out by emilys ability to get herself imprisoned and abused by immobile mentally ill women.
What's the plan? Kill amber with food to get away from her once and for all? Its like emily gave in like a tired retarded gazelle.
Like-
Oh no that terminally online crazy ex found my super secret alt accounts named "oaks_i_did_it_again" and "leaf_me_alone_amber" so now I cant chat fat girls up on the internet.
Better go just be with her after she wears me down emotionally...

Im having a hard time wrapping my head around this part, and where the fuck is her mom? Does anyone know?


I wonder if her moms involved in her life currently. After the emily/rarity freak out, ambers aunt "suing" her and the "one door closes another door opens" bullshit pep talk mommalynn gave amber after her demonetisation I think shes pretty tapped out. I dont think her mom would approve of her and emilys soft gentle love and amber working for some washed up internet celebrity wasnt the "real job" she may have been hoping for her daughter to aquire.

 

[mastergabe]

Posting this here before YawnCow gets this deleted off of Roxy's community tab comment section.





When the fat narc quits (not if), and goes back to her unalived & demonized YouTube channel, watch her use every excuse in the book like always and say "I can't talk about that I signed an agreement!"

 

[Bees]

fat narc

fat narc

fat narc

fat narc

fat narc

Why do you do this?

 

[McBoogerBall]

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I'd say this regimen is fairly standard for a lot of podcasts/front cam type of shows. There is always going to be an outline to these things to help keep the show going, the problem is that Amber cannot act to save her life. Due to Amber not being able to act, these shows are unbearable to watch, it's almost like watching a Z list actress play Amberlynn on a tv show, nothing feels authentic.
Why continue to tune in and pay money to speak just for the slight chance Amber will react genuinely to it? It could easily be more enjoyable throwing Amber into the ring, and letting herself dig a deeper hole rather than spamming her with 20 dollar super chats calling her fat and a cat killer, this is exactly why this show's popularity plummeted so fast, watching Amber act fake mad can only have its luster for so long before it feels like a horribly directed play. I don't need to see Amberlynn put a pie in her face, we already have video evidence of her naked eating a cookie fat-ly.
But these are all things already mentioned by other users, it's starting to feel a bit deja vu.

Forgot to mention, I agree with the possibility of Amber withholding things due to "EL CONTRACT", but I doubt anything interesting will be withheld from us anyway.

 

[ADHD]

Less than 3k watching, Amber pouting.

Why is she crying? What is the script this time?

She's complaining about the thumbnail and also mad that Sweet Tea watches Jordy. Christ, this has gone downhill fast.

EDIT:

10 minutes left in the show and they're still pretty far away from hitting their membership goal. Silly Scooter, anyone who has watched Amber for any amount of time knows we won't get even one legit weigh-in from her, let alone weekly. Good luck, buddy.

EDIT 2:
Scooter said he would consider the member goal to be met if someone became a PayPig, which someone did. This is funny and pathetic because a PayPig costs $99.99, while the remaining 65 members for the goal would have earned them $325. That's a pretty hefty discount for a "goal" and she hasn't even been there for a week yet.

 

[Clotso Coof]

You'd think they could just look up whatever is today's big influencer/creator controversy on Tiktok and then pretend to have a big argument about it. It's not that difficult to think of something for dumb people to talk about.

This show is so low-effort it's insane. Keem actually did some work in convincing Amber to join up and follow a script. It would take maybe 5 more minutes to come up with a few topics for content. I'm not saying it would bring in more money, but at least they'd have more to work with.

 

[mastergabe]

Day 4 Superchats gained 13% while live viewership plummeted by over 1/4 from yesterday.

Superchat total today is $1308.

Nobody was sniping tonight's stream and I am simply doing my part by refusing to give any YawnCow channel a view. I stalked the thumbnail on the channel only to see when the live ended so I can grab the screenshot of the daily superchat amount. Scooter without a hat looks like a coked-out host today.

Also, I had to ensure a correct and accurate percentage since a $2 superchat came at the end of yesterday's Livestream, so that amount was $1155 instead of the previously reported $1153.

Another factor I hadn't previously considered: # of superchats per stream. So that went down. Yesterday had 100 chats ($12/chat average). Today had 84 chats ($16/chat average).

Stay tuned for more.....DROP!!

Why do you do this?

1) Because it annoys you. Grow some tougher skin.

2) Because y'all give her too much credit calling her everything under the sun, when she actually is the sun or a star aka a large gassy object.

3) Because she hates truth in simple words. Fat narc abuser is way more accurate but alas I get lazy adding any extra words. My back hurts from carrying all the weight of presenting daily superchat information declines to Gorlworld and YawnCow fans that have now boycotted the lives and doing their part by not giving any views or sending any of those idiots money. Including the social blade view counts is a bonus. The demand exists for all the lurkers that care to stay up-to-date on the only thing everyone truly cares about...the DROP. It's a free act of service really.