🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Witch Bitch]

I'm just glad this one seems to know her so they won't fall for the fake "help me get healthy." Cycle

If you were a fitness 'influencer' and you saw this Hamhog follow you, wouldn't you be flabbergasted? She probably burst out laughing at the mere idea, especially after seeing the pinned tiktok about ranch.

She's going for this "type" becuase she wants to be the 'feminine' princess, and no feminine lesbian would tolerate Amber Lynns disgusting life style or wipe her ass for her. She needs to stick to uhaul lesbian archetypes

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I love that this person was so in shock that she didn't even know what to do and decided to publicly shame Amber for following her, LMAO. It's not working out the way you want it to, pookie-reid : C

And she is only 22. Amber doesn't want to let that rumor she likes them young die. This chic doesn't look like she is the type that wants an old, fat, ugly, can't even wipe her own ass girlfriend.

 

[kawaiikat420]

I don't know why everyone is glazing Jade. She too had BPD and liked to get drunk. In an example of how "mature" and "supportive" the relationship was, Amber said that when one was doing/saying something insane, they would ask the other if they were "lucid" or were they in the grips of delusion.

I don't think Jade was a "good" partner, but she wasn't the worst. She was kinda like Krystal: weird, mentally ill, cringe, but not as bad as someone who that wanted to feed Amber to death as part of her kink. I suppose everyone in Hamber's life is so bizarre that "benign" becomes high praise.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

What I wouldn't give to see another repeat of the Krystle era where Amber would attempt fitness challenges only to give up 2 days in. If a fitness les somehow made it into that piss floor apartment, chances are Hambone will become a permanent resident of the ER. Slipped disks, aching knees, and dangleen ankles galore!

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

What I wouldn't give to see another repeat of the Krystle era where Amber would attempt fitness challenges only to give up 2 days in. If a fitness les somehow made it into that piss floor apartment, chances are Hambone will become a permanent resident of the ER. Slipped disks, aching knees, and dangleen ankles galore!

The only fitness she’s interested in is fitting the food into her mouth.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

What I wouldn't give to see another repeat of the Krystle era where Amber would attempt fitness challenges only to give up 2 days in. If a fitness les somehow made it into that piss floor apartment, chances are Hambone will become a permanent resident of the ER. Slipped disks, aching knees, and dangleen ankles galore!

I would love Pookie to come on livestreams talking about how she understands working out because she watched 3 TikToks on fitness

 

[Sarah Connor]

IIRC Amber was crying fatly about one of her brothers

Wasn't it during the late Becky/early Jade Francis era when Amber made a video cryeeen saying her youngest brother who was in a closed adoption found her and she was going to fly him out to stay with her for a little bit? I remember this very vividly. I'm surprised that plan hasn't come to fruition now that she's with Mamalynn.
But then again, if there's nothing trooooly in it for our gorl, she won't do it. If he had said something about not wanting to be filmed or make a big spectacle of it on social media, I can see her getting pig mad and dropping him. Even Jade had to show some "proof" that she was there - a hand, walking past the camera with her hood up, her voice. Amber also did this to her they/them fag hag she went to lunch with once in her early Oklahoma days. If you’re not an extra for her, you're nothing.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Wasn't it during the late Becky/early Jade Francis era when Amber made a video cryeeen saying her youngest brother who was in a closed adoption found her and she was going to fly him out to stay with her for a little bit? I remember this very vividly. I'm surprised that plan hasn't come to fruition now that she's with Mamalynn.
But then again, if there's nothing trooooly in it for our gorl, she won't do it. If he had said something about not wanting to be filmed or make a big spectacle of it on social media, I can see her getting pig mad and dropping him. Even Jade had to show some "proof" that she was there - a hand, walking past the camera with her hood up, her voice. Amber also did this to her they/them fag hag she went to lunch with once in her early Oklahoma days. If you’re not an extra for her, you're nothing.

If she remembered this, she could totally try and use this against Tammy

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Wasn't it during the late Becky/early Jade Francis era when Amber made a video cryeeen saying her youngest brother who was in a closed adoption found her and she was going to fly him out to stay with her for a little bit? I remember this very vividly. I'm surprised that plan hasn't come to fruition now that she's with Mamalynn.

I remember it too. I wouldn’t be surprised if the brother did more research and decided he wanted no part of the shit show.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Wasn't it during the late Becky/early Jade Francis era when Amber made a video cryeeen saying her youngest brother who was in a closed adoption found her and she was going to fly him out to stay with her for a little bit? I remember this very vividly. I'm surprised that plan hasn't come to fruition now that she's with Mamalynn.
But then again, if there's nothing trooooly in it for our gorl, she won't do it. If he had said something about not wanting to be filmed or make a big spectacle of it on social media, I can see her getting pig mad and dropping him. Even Jade had to show some "proof" that she was there - a hand, walking past the camera with her hood up, her voice. Amber also did this to her they/them fag hag she went to lunch with once in her early Oklahoma days. If you’re not an extra for her, you're nothing.

Yes! That was the brother I was talking about. I'm almost positive, before she moved to OK that brother found her mom and was staying with her, she would FaceTime with them, he was excited to have a "famous" sister, wanted to come visit and be in her videos and then she just stopped talking about him. Nothing said again, like it never happened. I can't remember which brother it was, james, Jonathan, one of those I think. She also talked about the other one and didn't know if his name had been changed, or if he knew he was adopted.

 

[FatalTater]

She's 22 as well

Amber has to hook the young and/or dumb ones, anyone smart or having life experience isn't going to give her the time of day.

he was excited to have a "famous" sister, wanted to come visit and be in her videos and then she just stopped talking about him. Nothing said again, like it never happened.

He must have told her "no" about something.

 

[anonamouse]

I'm 99% sure that Tammie's husband was an aspiring school shooter in his younger days. Or at least he was the first person charged with a felony for that under a law Oklahoma passed following Columbine for a "story" he wrote on a school computer (the story was basically just step by step instructions for shooting classmates, staff, and administration specifically at his school).. Is this something the community already knew about and has discussed?

If not, I'm pretty sure her husband is this Brian Robertson. Same first, last, and middle name. Same age. And they live like 15 min from that school.

I'm not particularly research savvy, so I feel like this must have been discovered years ago and I just can't figure out the right terms to search to find the old discussion about it.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I'm 99% sure that Tammie's husband was an aspiring school shooter in his younger days. Or at least he was the first person charged with a felony for that under a law Oklahoma passed following Columbine for a "story" he wrote on a school computer (the story was basically just step by step instructions for shooting classmates, staff, and administration specifically at his school).. Is this something the community already knew about and has discussed?

If not, I'm pretty sure her husband is this Brian Robertson. Same first, last, and middle name. Same age. And they live like 15 min from that school.

I'm not particularly research savvy, so I feel like this must have been discovered years ago and I just can't figure out the right terms to search to find the old discussion about it.

Wouldn't that make him born in 1984ish? That would only make him a little older than 40 (if my math is correct). Isn't Tammie close to 60? Unless he is much younger than her.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Jordy also doesn’t come across as fairly intelligent so I’d be surprised if he is an actual paralegal.

Russell Greer is a paralegal.

I think it would be funny to have Hecticana describe Amber moving around the court room and outside.

I look forward to video of her arriving/leaving the courthouse, will it be bigfoot posture or dainty dancer?

 

[irishlass]

Amber has to hook the young and/or dumb ones, anyone smart or having life experience isn't going to give her the time of day.

He must have told her "no" about something.

I believe that was her brother Tony, I remember finding him on IG a few years ago.

 

[Lummig103]

Tony is the one she was in foster care with. He’s been in and out of jail forever and addicted to drugs.

The one she “saved” is Jonathon. He was adopted at a young age and never had contact again.

James was the one Amber held once as a baby. He was adopted and renamed Austin. He too has a record and drug issues and I believe is out now of jail.
So this is the one who was going to visit her, but I bet he ended up in jail again.

 

[Insulin reid]

If you were a fitness 'influencer' and you saw this Hamhog follow you, wouldn't you be flabbergasted? She probably burst out laughing at the mere idea, especially after seeing the pinned tiktok about ranch.

Fuck no dude theres some gym bro types that will definitely fuck a fat chick. Idk if its the same for lesbians but yeah really fit guys at are sometimes super into fat women for one reason or another. If its a 1 to 1 and girls do it too, ambers just going to be someone's braphog, this chick is just younger emily.

The kids arent retarded or anything though so going younger isnt going to completely equal an inability to notice fuckshit. The wannabe insta stud isnt going to look at amber with heart eyes any time soon, shes got as much of a chance to win ambers enlarged heart as the fucking doordash guy who kept hitting on her. Ambers the size of one of those outdoor dog houses and shes crash landing this winter to 35, what's amber bringing to the table other than being the size of the table?

 

[TardiX]

but yeah really fit guys at are sometimes super into fat women for one reason or another

Animesuckscopeandsneed for example

 

[anonamouse]

Wouldn't that make him born in 1984ish? That would only make him a little older than 40 (if my math is correct). Isn't Tammie close to 60? Unless he is much younger than her.

Yes. Pretty sure there's a 13 or 14 year age gap, at least according a post from a few years ago. He's 41 or 42 and I think Tammie told Amber that she's in her mid 50s (whilst ranting about Amber not knowing her birthday or age). So if that's all true, the math checks out.

 

[WasabiPastas]

So, what do you suppose Pookie is doing in her time off?

1. Disgusting goon sessions with Emily
2. Journaleen' and cryeen' all alone
3. Moving in with different victim.
4. Getting WLS.