🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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anonamouse said:
Yes. Pretty sure there's a 13 or 14 year age gap, at least according a post from a few years ago. He's 41 or 42 and I think Tammie told Amber that she's in her mid 50s (whilst ranting about Amber not knowing her birthday or age). So if that's all true, the math checks out.
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How do you know they have an age gap?
Is this information somewhere? Also how do you know where he went to school? Maybe I'm missing a piece of thread where this is made clear but I can't seem to find it.

I'm a little side eyeing this with all the privacy claims being spread across reaction channels since the estranged daughter Krystle is fupa licking her gigantic cousin Amber. And your account being 2 days old.

The underside of the flaps is not the only thing being fishy lately.
 
WasabiPastas said:
So, what do you suppose Pookie is doing in her time off?

1. Disgusting goon sessions with Emily
2. Journaleen' and cryeen' all alone
3. Moving in with different victim.
4. Getting WLS.
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5. Hoovering everything she can get her hands on. 24/7.

Amber in OKC with nothing to do, nowhere to go and no interests but eating? I bet there's Tucker's Onion Burgers with all the fries. No one to keep up the dainty, "meat creeps me out" image for. Which is why we've probably never seen it on camera.
 
Insulin reid said:
Fuck no dude theres some gym bro types that will definitely fuck a fat chick. Idk if its the same for lesbians but yeah really fit guys at are sometimes super into fat women for one reason or another.
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Would be fun to see the first every gym bro girl (they are a very new phenomenon) be into a fat chick
 
Bibbity Bobbity said:
5. Hoovering everything she can get her hands on. 24/7.
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Well that one goes without saying.

Even if by some divine intervention she somehow gets WLS, she'll definitly be one of the fatties that blends up their burgers into a shake and drink it.

She'll probably still say that meat kinda creeps her out.
 
Springer said:
Sorry, I'll quit the law-talkin' sperg now.
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Please don't hold back, answer my legally ignorant questions. For those of us unfamiliar with US/OK law, the case process and results are impossible to gauge. This case is the catharsis we've all been waiting for after years of Amber dishing smack about 99.90% of the people around her and seeing 0.00 repercussions.

Amber mentioned that Tammy made 1 (2?) kids stay quiet — can they voluntarily testify for the case? If it's not a single-trial case, could the judge formally summon them to testify in order to discern the truth of the matter, and if so, what's the likelihood of that? The crux of Amber's claim about Tammy relies on second-hand information rather than lived experience, without that first-hand party, neither side is provable nor disprovable, no? But if Tammy has to defend/prove that she wasn't an accomplice to CSA, couldn't that turn into a criminal case, or only if the victims sued for damages?


WasabiPastas said:
So, what do you suppose Pookie is doing in her time off?

1. Disgusting goon sessions with Emily
2. Journaleen' and cryeen' all alone
3. Moving in with different victim.
4. Getting WLS.
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5. Refreshing this thread every hour because she just can't spare a square of her Lego & DoorDash budget for legal consultation.
6. Guilt-tripping everyone around her to pick up the slack on helping her through this terrible terrible time.
7. Chat-GPT, Att0rney at Law.
8. Tantrums.
 
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WasabiPastas said:
So, what do you suppose Pookie is doing in her time off?

1. Disgusting goon sessions with Emily
2. Journaleen' and cryeen' all alone
3. Moving in with different victim.
4. Getting WLS.
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As much as she likes to play a rich gorl about town, she ain't affording WLS unless Christine is hauling her shelf to some unlicensed Nick Riviera butcher in Mexico. Wipey was prepared to pony up some dough back in the day so if she didn't have the money for it then, she definitely ain't got it now. I'm betting on a combination of 1 & 2.
 
WasabiPastas said:
So, what do you suppose Pookie is doing in her time off?

1. Disgusting goon sessions with Emily
2. Journaleen' and cryeen' all alone
3. Moving in with different victim.
4. Getting WLS.
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4. Is the most unlikely, ironically I think she's too fat to get surgery without the risk of having huge complications under the knife. Also, who knows what her health condition is truly as of now.. and if at 34 she's already being medicated for high blood pressure I don't think that a) it's the only issue she has and b) that a sane surgeon would operate her without first having her losing weight and getting goddamn therapy. She'll never commit to that, considering that she's already less than compliant when she has to simply take some meds to keep her barely alive (if we can call what Amber's existence is "life").
She will never be able to confront herself with the reality of what she is, what she does and how she is with people, if there's something bigger than her body is her ego, she'll never be able to handle an ego death so big at her age without going completely nuts. (Pre)cancer didn't scare her, nothing will ever beat her god complex, or whatever invincible mean girl always right cunty narc reality she lives in. She's surely the protagonist of her own novel, the most boring, idiotic, onanistic book to be ever written. I'm impatient to see how big she'll be when she resurfaces like an unsinkable nasty turd (waiting for the Steven Assanti meltdowns ark).
 

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WasabiPastas said:
So, what do you suppose Pookie is doing in her time off?

1. Disgusting goon sessions with Emily
2. Journaleen' and cryeen' all alone
3. Moving in with different victim.
4. Getting WLS.
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Uhhh, taking care of her health by losing weight with GLP1s, going to the gym and eating healthy. I mean, this is how she imagines herself.

Realistically, she's venting to chatgpt while downing 4 orders of BJs. Also, extra freaky sessions with TikTok feeders.
 
Maybe she's reading all those books she bought years ago since she's such a big reader girlypop. She had quite the backlog iirc
Totally not comfort eating and fishing for a new feeder.
 
by the wawter said:
5. Refreshing this thread every hour because she just can't spare a square of her Lego & DoorDash budget for legal consultation.
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I don't think she's mentioned expurt laeygos for a while, is she still buying knock offs from amazon or is that another quorky personality trait picked up from someone else that she's quietly dropped?
 
Lesbian Grandma said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DxIPRMMrNSMHopefully the embed works
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Embed does not work. Youtube video can also be deleted. Embedding does not equal archiving. Its essentially worse than just typing a text summary of what happened.

notfoodienotbeauty said:
Came across this on Facebook. The comments are hysterical.

https://youtube.com/shorts/DxIPRMMrNSM?si=B6lPiBNRSxY2qb7F

Eta sorry it won't embed. @TardiX I found the video on yt. Hopefully it will work now.
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You've been around since 2021 and you dont know to archive?
 
Raw said:
How do you know they have an age gap?
Is this information somewhere?
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lol cow supreme said:
She lives on S Youngs Blvd with her husband Brian Robertson. whos 13 years younger. Its wierd they own a house together if they werent married, but she's listed as Smith on the house.
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That's from 2023. So likely either Tammie spoke about the age gap on her (formerly?) public social media or someone just looked up address info and found their associated birthdates and ages.

Side note, is Smith her maiden name or the last name of her first husband? I could find anything about him. I was just initially trying to find out if either of them might be registered sex offenders bc I find the lawsuit aspect funny and it would be funnier if Amber's slander wasn't even false. Tammie's current husband isn't registered. But a few of their neighbours are. I think maybe not a great area of Oklahoma city.

Also how do you know where he went to school? Maybe I'm missing a piece of thread where this is made clear but I can't seem to find it.
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I don't know where he went to school. But the house they currently live in is like 15 min from the school where someone who shares his age and first, middle, and last names was charged with a felony for planning a school shooting.

I'm a little side eyeing this with all the privacy claims being spread across reaction channels since the estranged daughter Krystle is fupa licking her gigantic cousin Amber. And your account being 2 days old.
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Yeah, I've only ever read the farms, never participated. I didn't even know there was a manual account approval process. I came here to ask bc turns out it's actually pretty hard to get a discussion about school shootings past the reddit filters.

But I'm going to assume this hasn't been talked about before so there's no more discussion or information to wade through.
 
anonamouse said:
That's from 2023. So likely either Tammie spoke about the age gap on her (formerly?) public social media or someone just looked up address info and found their associated birthdates and ages.

Side note, is Smith her maiden name or the last name of her first husband? I could find anything about him. I was just initially trying to find out if either of them might be registered sex offenders bc I find the lawsuit aspect funny and it would be funnier if Amber's slander wasn't even false. Tammie's current husband isn't registered. But a few of their neighbours are. I think maybe not a great area of Oklahoma city.
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This information was a conglomeration of public records but as she was just a side character I did not do a full OP of the documentation 2 years ago. I know the irony of me just bitching about someone not archiving. For shame, but I swore I have posted this information somewher else. "SMITH" are the sisters (mom and aunt) maiden name. You can view both Kristine (mom) and Tammie (aunt) on Kristine's court paperwork as a payer of some of the fees for mommy here:

lol cow supreme

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Pudgy Bear Claws said:
I'm pretty sure the first time Meth Mom came to visit (wasn't it the gaycare era?) the reason Ambo said she had to go back home was because she had to get back to her job in Oklahoma. I don't think she's in California anymore; wasn't she in prison in Oklahoma too? I'm not sure why Aunt Tammy would be excited about Ambo moving near her but that's still my guess for where she's moving.

Eta: Meth Mom's Facebook says she's living in Oklahoma City. She pretty much only posts stupid memes, poetry and "art."
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I dont have facebook..I'm just a cow on a site that farms furry fruit birds...
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I mention Tammie's place here in 2023,

lol cow supreme

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Boolean Bitch said:
TL;DR: They suspect that Tammie has confirmed that Amber's moving to Oklahoma on October 7th. They suspect it because Tammie posted this on Aug 18 (just a few days before Amber's youtube video was uploaded about how she got approved for the apartment - and Ambo's always a couple/few days behind minimum with her content). And Amber hearted the comment (which she doesn't do with Tammie's posts, according to the OP).
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It could be this... but would Tammie have always wanted Amber to live near her... Or would she have always wanted Amber and her Mother to reconcile and that will happen...
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I will atone for that sin here House in both name, bought for $133k:
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Oklahoma voter records are public btw.
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Tam tam mushy as hell..
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