🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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"I was misled" in other words she just followed advice from the youtube comment section and actually believed someone when they said they were a lawyer. I don't think Tammy would even ask a bot.
This is going to backfire so hard Amber will never shut the fuck up about it and she'll twist it into unrelated shit like "You can't talk about Becky/Rarity/Emily, the judge was on my side and said it wasn't my fault and congratulated me on my folloween."
 
I think she’s mentioned putting money on at least one of her brothers books in jail/prison but it sounds like their relationship pretty much only extends to that practical support as opposed to any substantial sibling-like relationship
 
kawaiikat420 said:
I always thought that Jade underestimated the amount of care that a person Amber's size required because of her naivety. She seemed like a relatively benign person - I think she really did try to help Amber, but the help Amber requires is more psychologically than physical, and maybe Jade didn't realize that for a while. It's not a coincidence that Amber meets all of her romantic partners online, it's a tactic.
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I feel like Amber broke up with Jade because Jade didn't let her keep it up with the bullshit. Jade really wanted a girlfriend who's healthy and doesn't put herself in an early grave. She genuinely wanted Amber to be normal. Amber was smaller and calmer then, compared to now, dating Emily.

But, as we all know, when you don't lick the fupa, you gotta go. That's why the relationship lasted less than a year. If Jade placed her in therapy and slapped her into reality, she could have been a better person by now. But, again, Amber only wants people who she can control and who agree with her every word. That's why all of her relationships end up early and doesn't have much people beside her.

The best partner Amber can have is a mirror. It does what she does, doesn't complain unless she complains, and looks, in her opinion, pretty and beautiful, without any flaws.
 
_scythe_ said:
But, as we all know, when you don't lick the fupa, you gotta go. That's why the relationship lasted less than a year.
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To think that was the most exercise in a year Twonk has ever experienced. That poor dog got a taste of shitting outside and actually moving those joints, but Amber took that all away after she and Jade broke up. Now all poor Twonk Twonk sees in her future is pee pads and inevitably being sat on and killed by fat Al.
 
McBoogerBall said:
To think that was the most exercise in a year Twonk has ever experienced. That poor dog got a taste of shitting outside and actually moving those joints, but Amber took that all away after she and Jade broke up. Now all poor Twonk Twonk sees in her future is pee pads and inevitably being sat on and killed by fat Al.
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I will always say Amber deserves absolutely all the hate she gets, death threats and all, simply because of the way she has neglected her animals. Poor Twinkie will never experience that amount of exercise again in her life. Wasabi won't be brushed as much as he was back then. Now Romeo won't even get to experience any good, all he will know is neglect.
 
Meanwhile pookie isn't that upset since she's trolling for a new masculine lesbean ass wiper. A fitness YouTuber isn't where you'll find it babes, go log into those sites Emily liked. Those are your people.
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Calories said:
Also she looks kinda like amberlynn in this photo

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Holy shit, I'd have sworn that WAS Amber! Where's that old picture of Porkahontas with a similar fringe and kitchen scissor haircut? They could be twins!

Back to Amber's brothers, I agree that she only mentions/cares about them when it suits her (I was such a hero for saving my baby brother from strangleeeeen! I sent money to my jailbird brother in prison because I'm a generous queen!) but I do find it a bit curious how they haven't come up at all since Amber's return to the bosom of her wonderful family. IIRC Amber was crying fatly about one of her brothers and her junkie dad being leeduruhlly homeless and living on the street so at least one of them is/was in contact with their dad. So if Awntee Tahmee is right in saying that Mammalynn insisted on visiting her abusive ex in California, where was the son? Back inside? Sensible enough to distance himself from his mother and nutcase sister? I'm not sure exactly what my point is, just spekkalating. None of these bitches are capable of holding their own water about anything though so even if any of the brothers were in contact with the family, there's a 99.9% chance we'd have heard about it. It just provokes thunks in my autist brain that Tammy chimps out about how terrible Amber's dad's family is (no doubt true) but none of her sisser's sons seem to want anything to do with their mother.

Witch Bitch said:
Meanwhile pookie isn't that upset since she's trolling for a new masculine lesbean ass wiper. A fitness YouTuber isn't where you'll find it babes, go log into those sites Emily liked. Those are your people.
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She's still smarting over being trolled by a pooner and her crispy haired wife I see.
 
Witch Bitch said:
Meanwhile pookie isn't that upset since she's trolling for a new masculine lesbean ass wiper. A fitness YouTuber isn't where you'll find it babes, go log into those sites Emily liked. Those are your people.
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I love that this person was so in shock that she didn't even know what to do and decided to publicly shame Amber for following her, LMAO. It's not working out the way you want it to, pookie-reid : C
 
_scythe_ said:
I feel like Amber broke up with Jade because Jade didn't let her keep it up with the bullshit. Jade really wanted a girlfriend who's healthy and doesn't put herself in an early grave.
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Lard Lass has been dumped by EVERY """"girlfriend""""" she's ever had.
 
Hambers Dainty Hands said:
I love that this person was so in shock that she didn't even know what to do and decided to publicly shame Amber for following her, LMAO. It's not working out the way you want it to, pookie-reid : C
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If you were a fitness 'influencer' and you saw this Hamhog follow you, wouldn't you be flabbergasted? She probably burst out laughing at the mere idea, especially after seeing the pinned tiktok about ranch.
 
She's 22 as well according to her bio, so definitely Amber's age range too... I hope she breaks her SoCiAl MeDiA hiatus for a narc injury fat shaming rage type deal 🌈
 
Witch Bitch said:
Meanwhile pookie isn't that upset since she's trolling for a new masculine lesbean ass wiper. A fitness YouTuber isn't where you'll find it babes, go log into those sites Emily liked. Those are your people.
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I see potential for the next season if she gets with a fitness lesbian. Imagine Amber trying to talk about all the exercises she is an expert in then immediately crying about how her in home nurse and caretaker girlfriend isn't listening to her about nutrition
 
Since when is Hambo into butch masculine women anyways? I guess getting with Jade Francis flipped a switch in her mind, but over the years, we've heard "ad-nauseum" about how much she loves the likes of Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus, etc. I always figured her type was (unironically) dainty feminine girls.

Still, she should be careful not to exhaust all of her options too quickly. According to Emily, masc lesbian feeders are rare :story:
 
Tea Sipper said:
Since when is Hambo into butch masculine women anyways? I guess getting with Jade Francis flipped a switch in her mind, but over the years, we've heard "ad-nauseum" about how much she loves the likes of Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus, etc. I always figured her type was (unironically) dainty feminine girls.

Still, she should be careful not to exhaust all of her options too quickly. According to Emily, masc lesbian feeders are rare :story:
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Since always? The only real exception was Krystle. Density looked like a teenage boy, Necky looked like a butch lesbian, Jade was butch lesbian, Eric/Valentine/whatever the fuck her name was is also pretty masc looking. Let's not forget the feeder, she was pretty masc. It's been a pattern for Hambert for ages when it comes to dating at least, can't say about attraction.
 
Tea Sipper said:
Since when is Hambo into butch masculine women anyways? I guess getting with Jade Francis flipped a switch in her mind, but over the years, we've heard "ad-nauseum" about how much she loves the likes of Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus, etc. I always figured her type was (unironically) dainty feminine girls.

Still, she should be careful not to exhaust all of her options too quickly. According to Emily, masc lesbian feeders are rare :story:
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Amber can't date a feminine looking woman. It would take away from her daintiness. She has to be the most dainty
 
I don't know why everyone is glazing Jade. She too had BPD and liked to get drunk. In an example of how "mature" and "supportive" the relationship was, Amber said that when one was doing/saying something insane, they would ask the other if they were "lucid" or were they in the grips of delusion.
 
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