🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[RE:Tardigrade]

You're projecting your normal, sane human being feelings and thoughts onto the ham beast. Amber can do no wrong, she doesn't know how it feels to be wrong. Whenever she's admitted to being wrong in the past, it was an admission made under duress of which she doesn't really believe. Continuously living isn't torture for her, in fact, she takes pleasure in making her life about torturing others for her benefit.

Exactly that, you cannot apply rational thought to the irrational mind.

 

[kawaiikat420]

Do you think she ever has any of those 'oh shit' moments where you look at your life and think what the fuck am I doing, I find it hard to believe she has ANY self-awareness to that extent, where she can look at her miserable, pain-filled life and just think what the actual fuck

I don't think so, no. If she did, it'd never be a complete thought and it'd always be incredibly fleeting. Amber is basically a crackhead that doesn't do crack. Her whole life revolves around the thing that's ruining her life and killing her - food. Obviously food isn't the same as crack, but the mechanics of her behaviours are very similar to that of drug addiction. I'm not saying "oh, she's helpless against her addiction," I'm saying "she's a moral failure of a human that refuses to help herself because she prioritizes poison over herself" just like the most pathetic of crackheads. She's fully capable of changing her life and modifying her choices, but everyday she wakes up and decides to continue down the path she's set herself on, either out of laziness, or idiocy, or pride, or some other neurotic anti-social personality feature. Everything that's wrong with her is her fault and nobody else's.

Love the username by the way, made me LOL!

 

[Free Range Grass]

Do you think she ever has any of those 'oh shit' moments where you look at your life and think what the fuck am I doing, I find it hard to believe she has ANY self-awareness to that extent, where she can look at her miserable, pain-filled life and just think what the actual fuck.

In my opinion she may have had this ONCE for a very very brief moment and I think that moment was the cancer diagnosis. It was a real wakeup call for Hambert for about 5 minutes before she undoubtedly ordered a family sized meal for herself and forced Beck to go get it.

To have self awareness would require her toddler brain to come to terms with the sad reality that her really is and I'm not sure if narcs are capable of such things.

I don't think so, no. If she did, it'd never be a complete thought and it'd always be incredibly fleeting. Amber is basically a crackhead that doesn't do crack. Her whole life revolves around the thing that's ruining her life and killing her - food. Obviously food isn't the same as crack, but the mechanics of her behaviours are very similar to that of drug addiction. I'm not saying "oh, she's helpless against her addiction," I'm saying "she's a moral failure of a human that refuses to help herself because she prioritizes poison over herself" just like the most pathetic of crackheads.

I fully agree with this, any time Porky has a realisation/thought of sadness she indulges in food to make it go away. She cannot fathom the idea of doing anything else to help herself other than quell the feelings and eat it all away, she is stuck in a prison of her own making and will spiral into further delusion.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Always wondered this, do you think she wipes after she pisses? She can't exactly let it drip dry it would take years to find a route out of those folds. I think she probably doesn't even bother, the effort it takes to set up sink washcloth every time wouldn't be worth it for a measely piss for her.

How the fuck is she going to reach past the gunt and leaky laaaaygs to reach her dainty urine hole? My money's on a constant supply of Tena Lady or something to absorb the drips. (And Twinkie's puppy pads for when she's Winnie The Poohin' around her flat of course)

Do you think she ever has any of those 'oh shit' moments where you look at your life and think what the fuck am I doing, I find it hard to believe she has ANY self-awareness to that extent, where she can look at her miserable, pain-filled life and just think what the actual fuck

No because Amber is a passenger in her own life and nothing is ever her fault. Everything that has ever happened to Amber and everything that Amber ever does or says is directly because of muh childhood/ muh mentals/ my trauma/ muh beepeedee/PTSD/OCD/OBCD/ etc etc. She loves to throw the word "accountability" around but it means fuck all because in her own mind she has genyowenleeee, liduruhleeee, never had anything happen to her without the direct influence of something else.

If it weren't for her junkie parents, or terrible foster families that took her to Disneyland, or her horrific abusive exes that housed, fed, cothed and wiped her, or her aunt that tried to support her, or the haydurs paying her thousands upon thousands of dollars to do absolutely jack shit, she would be a 100lb skinny legend living her best life in California. It's not her fault she's a 600 el bee waste of skin rotting away in Oklahoma, it's just the result of 34 years of terrible events that keep befalling our poor unfortunate gorl.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I think legally it should be required to be called a shack. Because it’s definitely not a house.

It’s a fixer-upper shack. All it needs is a Chip and Joanna style tweak or two—and some landscaping—and a watered lawn—and it would make an adorable garden shed, suitable for storing a ride-on mower or Amber Lynn Reid. I mean, those barn doors are definitely ADA compliant.

 

[Baking Muffins]

If she gets up during stream the camera will shake as though an earthquake is going on, the pets will scatter as they see Reidzilla waddle over to her indestructable porcelin throne

If only she weren’t too lazy and dumb to figure out how to use the break overlays in YouTube. She could use the default ones and wouldn’t even have to make a custom one! Unless it makes her money or delivers food to her she doesn’t bother, though.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

You're projecting your normal, sane human being feelings and thoughts onto the ham beast. Amber can do no wrong, she doesn't know how it feels to be wrong. Whenever she's admitted to being wrong in the past, it was an admission made under duress of which she doesn't really believe. Continuously living isn't torture for her, in fact, she takes pleasure in making her life about torturing others for her benefit.

The narcissism makes her believe she did nothing wrong. Her ego forces her to check all over the internet and see everyone else pointing out what she did wrong. She reads every forum, she watches every react video. That's the mental torture. The physical torture is having to move while being a 600 pounds. The shelf of back fat she has is crushing her knees and the 250 pounds of fat in her stomach is destroying her back. Her death will eventually come when she explodes like the guy from Monty Python eating a wafer thin

 

[Sarah Connor]

I can't cope with Smuglynn, especially when she talks about going to the bathroom/basic daily hygiene. I know everyone was clowning on her when she said she had a "brain deformity" due to BPD, but she definitely has something wrong with her brain. She sees herself as a smol kyoooot quirky vlogger princess like Emma Chamberlain or someone similar - just liveeeen her best life in OKC. Instead of pilates and coffee, her daily routine consists of slamming 6k calories a day and wiping with a rag on a stick. So dainty.

If only she weren’t too lazy and dumb to figure out how to use the break overlays in YouTube.

It's because she has room temp IQ. The current skills she has will never improve, and she strikes me as the type who doesn't believe in lifelong learning. She can barely read people's chats aloud without missing/mispronouncing 2-3 words.
There's nothing wrong with being stupid. If she really leaned into it I'm sure she could get some kind of government gibs.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

It's because she has room temp IQ. The current skills she has will never improve, and she strikes me as the type who doesn't believe in lifelong learning. She can barely read people's chats aloud without missing/mispronouncing 2-3 words.
There's nothing wrong with being stupid. If she really leaned into it I'm sure she could get some kind of government gibs.

Aside from lacking the intelligence or self-awareness to improve, she also has no incentive. She can pay some jeet on Fiverr to knock up an intro for pennies, sit in front of her iPhone and yap about nothing for a couple of hours a week, and watch the DoorDash money roll in. Her content has always been amateur low effort slop and she has made bank for the past decade so why bother doing anything resembling work?

 

[Insulin reid]

It’s a fixer-upper shack. All it needs is a Chip and Joanna style tweak or two—and some landscaping—and a watered lawn—and it would make an adorable garden shed, suitable for storing a ride-on mower or Amber Lynn Reid. I mean, those barn doors are definitely ADA compliant.

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Oh cute! There's a barn door for amber and a regular door for everyone else.

I can't cope with Smuglynn, especially when she talks about going to the bathroom/basic daily hygiene. I know everyone was clowning on her when she said she had a "brain deformity" due to BPD, but she definitely has something wrong with her brain. She sees herself as a smol kyoooot quirky vlogger princess like Emma Chamberlain or someone similar - just liveeeen her best life in OKC. Instead of pilates and coffee, her daily routine consists of slamming 6k calories a day and wiping with a rag on a stick. So dainty.

It's because she has room temp IQ. The current skills she has will never improve, and she strikes me as the type who doesn't believe in lifelong learning. She can barely read people's chats aloud without missing/mispronouncing 2-3 words.
There's nothing wrong with being stupid. If she really leaned into it I'm sure she could get some kind of government gibs.

Amber will do and say whatever but she will never willingly apply for disability. That means the fat retard label shes been trying to pretend doesnt exist now gets a government stamp of approval and her checks would be proof of her stupidity. Despite growing up poor she looks down on people who are disadvantaged or have a disability. That happens to other people, not amber.
She will always want to be seen as the quirky gorl, the main character or whatever gets her an edge in whatever shes doing/saying. Amber will forever be the straight white rich American 2000s blonde cheerleader mean girl type on the inside. She wants to be that small girl in the Lululemon fit walking into an erewhon for an emotional support smoothie scared out of her mind at homeless people politely begging for change across the street.

 

[_scythe_]

It's because she has room temp IQ. The current skills she has will never improve, and she strikes me as the type who doesn't believe in lifelong learning.

Books is good for the brain. /j

 

[Bookish]

In her livestream, Amber, again, said that counselor convinced her she'd be good at criminal justice, but it wasnt for her, so she quit college. Is she aware that you can change majors? The first 1-2 years are spent mostly on prerequisites and gen ed, anyway. With her background, probably an extra pre-college math and English course, before taking the ones that are required for graduation. Those CJ courses could still be used to fulfill general education requirements, with no time lost. She could only have taken 2 in that time, because you have to take intro to CJ, before taking anything else. She never heard about switching majors from that counselor or other students?

We know she wasn't the serious student she portrayed, with strong resentment of having to go to school or work, rather than lying around all day and eating, but for the sake of argument..

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I’m kind of shocked to see the house is as cheap as it is unless it needs a lot of updates. I live in a rural area where homes like this are fairly common and they’re rarely under 120k at this point. Give the walls some landlord special type painting and throw down some shitty vinyl planks and they’ll add another 20-30k to the price for it being “renovated” lol

Its a Zillow estimate but you also have to realize that its a small cabin in Oklahoma City next to the airport. Not a lot of demand for trash like that. Not sure what the neighbors are like but the price might indicate the type of neighbors you have as well

 

[Sarah Connor]

We know she wasn't the serious student she portrayed, with strong resentment of having to go to school or work, rather than lying around all day and eating, but for the sake of argument..

This reminds me of that one vlog during the Wipey era when Amber excitedly came on and said she was now "studyeeen psychology".
Anyone who has taken an intro psych course would know you start off talking about regions of the brain, the nervous system, all the boring stuff before you get into talking about mentuls, eating disorders, and abnormal psych at least this is how it was during my undergrad in 2018.
I think that's why she picked it up and dropped it so quick. She didn't want to learn the pre-req foundations of psychology. They weren't talking about depreshun or beepeedee.
Why would she continue to put in the work of learning this stuff when it didn't interest her? That overall describes Amber imo

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

This reminds me of that one vlog during the Wipey era when Amber excitedly came on and said she was now "studyeeen psychology".
Anyone who has taken an intro psych course would know you start off talking about regions of the brain, the nervous system, all the boring stuff before you get into talking about mentuls, eating disorders, and abnormal psych at least this is how it was during my undergrad in 2018.
I think that's why she picked it up and dropped it so quick. She didn't want to learn the pre-req foundations of psychology. They weren't talking about depreshun or beepeedee.
Why would she continue to put in the work of learning this stuff when it didn't interest her? That overall describes Amber imo

She studied psychology about as well as she studied nutrition

 

[Skinless Nugget]

It's because she has room temp IQ. The current skills she has will never improve, and she strikes me as the type who doesn't believe in lifelong learning. She can barely read people's chats aloud without missing/mispronouncing 2-3 words.

Her BMI will ALWAYS be higher than her IQ. Her BMI is over 100 and her IQ is on the cusp of retardation at around 70 or less.

 

[McBoogerBall]

Big Fat Al is live. She looks a mess. She said they took X-rays for cellulitis and blood clots, and they diagnosed her with an ‘arthritis-type deal.’ Of course, she quickly brushed it off because it’s not at life-threatening levels yet. She must be couch-bound since those legs aren’t getting any exercise besides walking to get Uber at the door and taking said McDonald’s shit in the toilet two hours later. Unfortunately for her, the only way to combat arthritis in your legs is with walking, which isn’t going to happen.
Edit: She mentioned she liked doing “watermelon kisses” with her ex girlfriend who just so happens to be black. The jokes write themselves.

 

[pistolwhipped]

She’s talking about her medication AnXiEty and how she “would rather do anything else in the world” than take her blood pressure medication.

Anything else in the world except lose weight I guess. Skipping your blood pressure meds at 500lbs is crazy work. No wonder her dream date is at a casino, she’s gambling with a pulmonary embolism every day

 

[janeir0]

Any clue if it's osteoarthritis or an autoimmune arthritis? If it's the latter, lol she's especially fucked. Both due to her unwillingness to establish a long-term relationship with medical practitioner, and her non-compliance with taking medication.

 

[American Psycho]

Amber was just talking in her livestream about getting "Watermelon kisses" from Faline.... How Faline would feed her watermelon bites by mouth as a cute thing that they did... Too fucking funny and gross.