🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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McBoogerBall said:
Big Fat Al is live. She looks a mess. She said they took X-rays for cellulitis and blood clots, and they diagnosed her with an ‘arthritis-type deal.’ Of course, she quickly brushed it off because it’s not at life-threatening levels yet. She must be couch-bound since those legs aren’t getting any exercise besides walking to get Uber at the door and taking said McDonald’s shit in the toilet two hours later. Unfortunately for her, the only way to combat arthritis in your legs is with walking, which isn’t going to happen.
Edit: She mentioned she liked doing “watermelon kisses” with her ex girlfriend who just so happens to be black. The jokes write themselves.
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That's great Becky that you have all your medication issues. But its time to pay attention to me again - Amber Lynn
 
This is the worst I've seen her look since I started watching
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McBoogerBall said:
Big Fat Al is live. She looks a mess. She said they took X-rays for cellulitis and blood clots, and they diagnosed her with an ‘arthritis-type deal.’ Of course, she quickly brushed it off because it’s not at life-threatening levels yet.
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I swear to God, this woman is only sick when Beck's sick. Beck could fucking die and Hamber would say she had a life threatening hearth attack. She envies Beck in the worst ways possible.

I think her diagnosis is real, however she had it for months and was waiting for Beck to share that's they're sick. There's no way she is that healthy, she probably has a medical record longer than her doordash order. She'll never learn, she'll never take her health seriously. If the cancer didn't do anything, nothing will. How can a conscious being, with a slightly below average intelligence, go to the hospital for weight problems, and then to Denny's. Yeah, I give her 2-3 years.
 
It's truly a pity that Fat Albert has outfatted the absolute best thing she could do for arthritis in any joint affiliated with the legs, especially the knees - riding a bicycle. She could possibly ride a Zize, but she doesn't have the balance for it. And she doesn't have the storage space for a Workman Bikes trike, nor would she actually ride one because /effort/. And being outside with those lumpy logs she calls legs on display for the world to see.

And actually, she can't ride either bike without continual pinch-flats and popped spokes, because believe it or not she's outfatted even the fatty-boom-boom bikes on the market. Not even a Buffalo Bike could support her weight, and those fucking things are used by farmers in sub-Sahara Africa to move 50kg jugs and up to 100 kgs of produce to market.

Health-wise, I'm totally for real. This is what the docs at the VA are insanely happy I do with regards to my own arthritis developed by 2 decades of ship-life. They encourage my insistence on riding hundreds of miles a month. The repetitive motion and general strain keeps the joints lubricated, and the lack of impact doesn't encourage further damage. Repetitive, no-impact exercise such as water aerobics and cycling are the absolute BEST when it comes to managing arthritis.
 
CatsCage said:
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It's definitely up there but I think the recent "bunny ears" unwashed matted poop bun when she was crashing out over Emily takes the crown for the most recent shitty look. She's definitely back to her greasy unwashed 2019 best though, only the need to thirst trap to recruit a new wiper/ pull Justin Feeder back into her orbit stops her flinging on the cancer era granny nighties and calling it a day.

I wonder how she'll keep up the Dainty Mobile Queen cope with an arthritis situation type deal in her laeyrgs? That dream of being a skinny legend strutting down Rodeo Drive is slipping further and further away, gorl!
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
It's truly a pity that Fat Albert has outfatted the absolute best thing she could do for arthritis in any joint affiliated with the legs, especially the knees - riding a bicycle. She could possibly ride a Zize, but she doesn't have the balance for it. And she doesn't have the storage space for a Workman Bikes trike, nor would she actually ride one because /effort/. And being outside with those lumpy logs she calls legs on display for the world to see.

And actually, she can't ride either bike without continual pinch-flats and popped spokes, because believe it or not she's outfatted even the fatty-boom-boom bikes on the market. Not even a Buffalo Bike could support her weight, and those fucking things are used by farmers in sub-Sahara Africa to move 50kg jugs and up to 100 kgs of produce to market.
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I bet pookie is secretly soooo happy about this arthritis diagnosis, now she can abuse pain meds since there's absolutely no way in heaven or hell this hogbeast is going to do any sort of exercises to help deal with the pain/progression of her arthritis. And its not like they'll ever be able to do surgergy on it since digging through the copious wads of fat would be near impossible. There is no metal strong enough to hold up those LAYGS.
 
CatsCage said:
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She’s starting to look rough again. I still think the worst she ever looked was either when she had those giant infected pimples on her face around her previous highest weight, or during the early Jade era when her skin was its grayest and she looked the most like an oversized drug addict

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While the latter is from a video thumbnail, she didn’t look better with her mouth closed. If anything, her red nose was more prominent than her sunken eyes

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That being said, her recent Minnie Mouse inspired fit is one of her worst style choices in a while.
 
_scythe_ said:
I swear to God, this woman is only sick when Beck's sick. Beck could fucking die and Hamber would say she had a life threatening hearth attack.
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Do remember, Becky said on stream last time they had their big hullabaloo when she and her new GF were trying to get monies that Becky wasn't sure at the time if Amber really had cancer or not (You know, after she had her whole uterus removed years ago) This was on some stream she did with Destiny, if I remember correctly. The topic was something to do with Tommy drama coming out.

Amber is *always* sick, and I don't feel sorry for Becky either as she was JUST making gibs from Amber's drama. Shit or get off the pot, I say.
 
Archive of tonight's shenanigans:

i went to the hospital​



are you serious




1. I went to the hospital

  • She took a bunch of tests and X-rays and she doesn't have a blood clot, but they did find arthritis in her hip. She was told to go to hospital when she suspects blood clots though, because of her elevated D-Dimer.
  • She says she didn't use a wheelchair to get around in the hospital, but was walkeen herself.
  • Says she didn't cheat on Krystle with Density.
  • She was generously donating memberships with her own monies.
  • Admits her size is probably contributing to arthritis with wear and tear.
  • Terrified of taking blood pressure medicine Lisinopril but she says she should be more scared of not taking it. Says she was "stroke-level" today. Talks about how lowering BP might help with her feeling the physical symptoms of anxiety.
  • Her earring business got her banned on paypal because haydurs reported her.
  • Says she might want to do daily "What I ate today on a calorie deficit" videos. Talks about how calorie deficits are the main important thing, and not whether it's keto or vegan or whatever.
  • Says she hasn't been drinking for months, because of BP issues
2. are you serious

  • Says the other stream ended because she got a phone call
  • Someone in chat says they lost weight quitting fast food, but ALR goes on her usual spiel about how skinny people can eat that too. It's all about calorie deficits she says.
  • Says she wouldn't be with "Corky" (QuirkyLoveRose) because she's into masculine. Also she says Emily "ruined" her because she was "fine as fuck" and now she's going to be comparing people to her. Also that they both have mutual attraction still.
  • She was issued a challenge to say one good thing about each ex. She didn't want to say good things about Casey, she said Krystle was "a genuine good soul", Destiny (wants to be a good parent and she thinks she would be a good one), Beck is "family oriented", Wipey (Faline) is "hard-working", Erica was "determined" and kept up with a routine with discipline with gym stuff etc. Then it seems like she forgot about Emily, maybe she isn't her ex?🧐
  • Talking about Jordy and how he's obsessed with her laygs whenever they enter the frame. Talks smugly and obnoxiously.
  • She was accused of being transphobic for making some joke a bout a "dickless man", but that guy wasn't trans. Says she stands by trans rights 100%.
  • Ragequits because she doesn't want to let her "bad mood be tainted by like trolls"

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Calories said:
She took a bunch of tests and X-rays and she doesn't have a blood clot, but they did find arthritis in her hip. She was told to go to hospital when she suspects blood clots though, because of her elevated D-Dimer.
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If- and that's a big (ha) if- anyone actually told her that, they might as well just fling a mattress down in the middle of the hospital waiting room and be done with it because she will never be away from the place. Headache? Must be a blood clot. Head cold? Could be a blood clot. Cellulitis? Blood clot. Demas? Blood clot. Breathless after dragging her shelf to collect her DoorDash order and back to the couch? You KNOW that's a clot.

She will pester the hospital staff over the most trivial ailments until they diagnose her with something just to shut her up. Gorl will literally do anything about her hulth angziedeeeee other than lose weight and take her fucking medication.

Autistic Asparagus said:
I can’t decide if that cat hates her more already than Julia hates Chantal.
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My money's on Joose; poor Romeo is young enough that he will be institutionalised and won't know anything other than being a walking plushie for his monstrous jailer. Julia no doubt still yearns for her freedom on the Kuwaiti streets and is now stuck with her swamp mutant "mawm" and her pet retard.
 
Amber had to make sure everyone saw her looking bad in that video, how else would they believe she went to hospital with an ailment?

Calories said:
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I have a cat exactly like Romeo and I know that look. LOL he is barely tolerating her nonsense.
 
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That cat is already showing signs of obesity. He also definitely hasn't been neutered yet; he's also starting to get tom-cat cheeks.

I guess we've never really been able to see Wasabi's weight, as he's quite a large cat naturally and quite fluffy, but poor Twink has almost always been overweight. Seems like this cat is going in the same direction.
 
Hambers Dainty Hands said:
That cat is already showing signs of obesity. He also definitely hasn't been neutered yet; he's also starting to get tom-cat cheeks.

I guess we've never really been able to see Wasabi's weight, as he's quite a large cat naturally and quite fluffy, but poor Twink has almost always been overweight. Seems like this cat is going in the same direction.
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Hope he sprays all over her apartment. Fuck people who don't spay and neuter their cats.
Her apartment surely already smells of rotten Twonk piss and uncleaned litter box so I doubt she'd notice unfortunately.
 
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