🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I think the "friendship" with Quirky (QLR) has the potential to be very messy, like worse than Alexis. IDK if anyone saw the reaction video Zachary Michael made about QLR a few weeks ago, but she seems really scheming. Sliding into his DMs and offering gossip that isn't hers to share. I don't think she would hesitate to throw ALR under the bus if it meant she could get more clout as a Gorly. Plus unlike most past girlfriends and friends, QLR has an established platform on youtube so she doesn't have to worry about Amber being able to fully control the narrative.
 
I’m autistically caught up in this new verbal tic she has - the passive aggressive “love”, reserved as a placeholder for her venom. It’s giving Brad Polumbo? Could her gold star lesbian ass be pining for a centrist homosexual because he’s ✨cute and sassy✨

Or is it some other TikTok-ism I’ve missed.
 
Britney Spears said:
I’m autistically caught up in this new verbal tic she has - the passive aggressive “love”, reserved as a placeholder for her venom. It’s giving Brad Polumbo? Could her gold star lesbian ass be pining for a centrist homosexual because he’s ✨cute and sassy✨

Or is it some other TikTok-ism I’ve missed.
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Every time she says "love" in that obnoxious tone it takes a year off of my lifespan. I wish Hambert would find a new buzzword to focus on.
 
janeir0 said:
I think the "friendship" with Quirky (QLR) has the potential to be very messy, like worse than Alexis. IDK if anyone saw the reaction video Zachary Michael made about QLR a few weeks ago, but she seems really scheming. Sliding into his DMs and offering gossip that isn't hers to share. I don't think she would hesitate to throw ALR under the bus if it meant she could get more clout as a Gorly. Plus unlike most past girlfriends and friends, QLR has an established platform on youtube so she doesn't have to worry about Amber being able to fully control the narrative.
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Wasn't she caught flirting with Emily as well? We could have a ham planet love rivalry on our hands. Haven't been seen since big Al first started dating Becky and destiny and Dana were still around. The cringiest era for her tbh
 
Orange Queen is teasing a video that someone took of Amber at the bingo hall. Was it only sent there bc I’m surprised I haven’t seen it anywhere else yet…?

The video will just show what you’d expect- playing bingo and mamalynn bussing the gourmet bingo hall chicken tenders to her because she can’t be assed to shuffle herself over to concessions.
*** NVM I’m retarded. It was a few posts back. Carry on.
 
janeir0 said:
I think the "friendship" with Quirky (QLR) has the potential to be very messy, like worse than Alexis. IDK if anyone saw the reaction video Zachary Michael made about QLR a few weeks ago, but she seems really scheming. Sliding into his DMs and offering gossip that isn't hers to share. I don't think she would hesitate to throw ALR under the bus if it meant she could get more clout as a Gorly. Plus unlike most past girlfriends and friends, QLR has an established platform on youtube so she doesn't have to worry about Amber being able to fully control the narrative
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That girl is the worst. She's like Hamber, but 20x the confidence. She slides into any1s DMs just to start drama. Rose is a wannabe lolcow who spreads lies and rumours. Do not believe her, under no circumstances. She's followed by feeders/fetishists who will defend her every move. If Hamber gives her any form of attention, we won't hear the end of it from both sides. Worst case scenario, Hamber, Rose and Emily start a polycule. Another scenario is that Hamber and the feeder broke up, and the feeder dates Rose.
However, I don't think Hamber will ever want to date Rose, because she thinks she's above that. All that we need to do is hope that the two worlds don't collide, and Hamber finally breaks up with Emily. I'm personally sick of all this nonsense. Our girl needs a new wiper fast, cause the current one keeps wiping the wrong ass.
 
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Her middle name is Lynn, but it isn't part of her first name like she wishes it was.
It's Amber Lynn Reid, not Amberlynn Reid.
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For some reason, I thought it wasn’t actually part of her name at all and that’s why her Mom doesn’t call her Amber Lynn? But anyway, I will still refuse to do the Lynn shit because it’s what she WANTS people to call her.
 
janeir0 said:
I think the "friendship" with Quirky (QLR) has the potential to be very messy, like worse than Alexis. IDK if anyone saw the reaction video Zachary Michael made about QLR a few weeks ago, but she seems really scheming. Sliding into his DMs and offering gossip that isn't hers to share. I don't think she would hesitate to throw ALR under the bus if it meant she could get more clout as a Gorly. Plus unlike most past girlfriends and friends, QLR has an established platform on youtube so she doesn't have to worry about Amber being able to fully control the narrative.
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It wouldn’t be unlike Amber to find the worst/most deceptive people to latch onto since they make her feel good temporarily, only to stab her fupa behind her back. She has the worst taste in girlfriends and friends. Pretty much everybody aside from the two fags and Jade from New York has spoken up about this fatty, everybody has dirt and Amber keeps getting fucked over because of it since she can’t not be without a partner for more than 5 minutes to wipe her shelf ass.
 
McBoogerBall said:
It wouldn’t be unlike Amber to find the worst/most deceptive people to latch onto since they make her feel good temporarily, only to stab her fupa behind her back. She has the worst taste in girlfriends and friends. Pretty much everybody aside from the two fags and Jade from New York has spoken up about this fatty, everybody has dirt and Amber keeps getting fucked over because of it since she can’t not be without a partner for more than 5 minutes to wipe her shelf ass.
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Yet again, this is purely transactional; she wants someone to bitch about Emily to (especially since Mamalynn is sick of hearing it) and QLR has been chasing Gorlworld clout for months now. They'll be big showbiz mates until such a time as either Amber either smooths things over with Justin Feeder or recruits a new wiper, and QLR will be there to hoover up Amber's sloppy seconds. They'd happily stab each other in the (big) back for a couple of superchats but for now they're both getting what they want and everyone's happy.
 

In response to a comment saying "Sit down air is crazy I just know it" she responds "Not if you bathe yourself daily!"

Kiwifrens, I think she might not be bathing herself daily, but that's just me.
 
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In response to a comment saying "Sit down air is crazy I just know it" she responds "Not if you bathe yourself daily!"

Kiwifrens, I think she might not be bathing herself daily, but that's just me.
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But she showed us how she can physically fit in her shower! With a whole half an inch on each side to spare.

She tells on herself so much. Nobody who actually bathes every day feels the need to be so defensive about it. I know she stinks like month old unwashed ass.
 
Calories said:
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In response to a comment saying "Sit down air is crazy I just know it" she responds "Not if you bathe yourself daily!"

Kiwifrens, I think she might not be bathing herself daily, but that's just me.
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She needs a caretaker to hose her down like the hog beast she is, I don't see how she could ever bathe herself daily unless there's an off camera kiddy pool she stews in
 
_scythe_ said:
Rose is a wannabe lolcow who spreads lies and rumours.
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Rosie really grinds my gears. It's one big put-up show. She tries way too hard to be a lolcow, and everything about her is forced and fake. I believe that she purposefully asks reactors to do reactions to her videos for clout-chasing purposes.

There's a small-time reaction channel that did a few videos on Chantal, and I was just scrolling through her channel and I found that she had old videos about Rosie wherein she mentions that she and Rosie were friends and that she had done some editing work for Rosie in the past. But, recently, she's been putting out low-effort "reaction" videos on Rosie's content. Now it doesn't take a genius to realize that she and Rosie are working together to try and drum up engagement for both of their channels.

She's so disingenuous that now, whenever I see a reaction channel covering Rosie, I always wonder if it's a legitimate reaction or whether or not the channel worked out a deal with Rosie behind the scenes. It'd be weird, but seeing as that Rosie was a fat-fetish content creator for so long, I think she really enjoys the attention and humiliation aspect of it all. It's perverse.
 
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Calories said:
things are about to change [6Omeqd3Sduw]_clip_9148_small.mp4
In response to a comment saying "Sit down air is crazy I just know it" she responds "Not if you bathe yourself daily!"

Kiwifrens, I think she might not be bathing herself daily, but that's just me.
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Not if you bathe yourself daily *shifts fatly*.

Ambers finally gotten ahold of a new personality and im convinced shes watched enough sagi and rose to finally form a new persona. Sagi-lynn is here and shes ready to get that bag.

The girls are gonna eat her alive.
 
_scythe_ said:
To help us understand Amber's family drama, I've created a family tree(in paint lol) from the information we have. There might be some stuff that is missing, like names and briefly mentioned family members, so please correct me. Also, the red lines represent divorces, for any1 wondering.
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UPDATED VERSION.
Thank you guys for the information. I had to dig through facebook for this, but whatever.
 
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