🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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CatsCage said:
She has aged 10 years in less than 12 months. View attachment 7827636
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if she looks this old now, imagine if we lived in a universe where she had lost weight.

you can always clock ex-fatties by the way their skin looks even if they removed the extra folds from the body. they become saggy and sinewy around the face and neck, the jowls are drooping, the lines are pronounced.. add that to the fact of being menopausal in her 30s.

now THAT would be melted candle extravaganza as foretold by Emily!

"I don't believe my body is ruined" my ass
 
Calories said:
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In response to a comment saying "Sit down air is crazy I just know it" she responds "Not if you bathe yourself daily!"

Kiwifrens, I think she might not be bathing herself daily, but that's just me.
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Ugh. I took a bit of a break from this dumpster fire when the loving nickname Porkahontas entered the lexicon in this thread.

I am an old. But Miss Thang here seems to have the same comprehension about relationships that my 6th grade class did. "Going Together" meant one person asked another "Will you go with me?" and if the second person said yes, they were a couple. Which meant scant changes in behavior, but EVERYONE knew they were Going Together.

Only those truly in love can sustain a relationship from six states away! What's a degrading nickname or two?

Goes without saying, but she looks visibly bigger compared to last month. Hiding it behind her glossy, glossy locks.
 
Crusty Jugglers said:
Does she think her long stanky hair masks the fact she’s 600lb? 😂
Where the fuck has Guzzleguts got this ‘luv’ shit from too…
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Um, excuse you but don't you know that's her "slender hair" as she once put it? Those limp greasy rats tails definitely conceal 100 of the 600 el bees she carries. The other 400 are in her leayrgs. She'd be a skinny legend if it weren't for the 'demas, you know!
 
*Amber goes on a tangent about how mobile she is*
Member: Stand up without struggling.
Amber:
*Look around at surroundings*
*Assess the environment like an animal escaping a cage*
"That was funny, but no, I'm good."

So you're admitting to being immobile.
 
Just by looking at her 🌝-face in those bingo shots, I dare say that she's back on her ✨ 2019, 600+ pounds lynn-era✨. Simply gather her Porkahontas locks into the good ol' poop bun, and wipe away the weeks old layer of liner, and its almost as if the last 6 years never even happened.

Gorl must be eating working overtime trying to appease and appeal to Emily.
 
The fat narc is a blue whale because those whales are bigger than orca whales and bigger than beluga whales (ex: spanxbeluga). Ate McDonalds Blubbery Everyday Reid (AMBER) should be spliteeeen into two 300lb individuals or better yet four 150lb GORLS, seeing as how that fat narc blocked the number 600 from live chat, indicating that is the actual weight of this unable-to-digest-truth-waste-of-space. Like a star, she is a large gassy object.


<Insert actual image of the feeder-feedee pair being chased by haydur nation>


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Personal fav. Amber nicknames I either haven't used yet or something idk

Flubberlynn Sneed
Big Back Mountain
Pork-ugeese
Flapperlynn
She who devours
Snackpack of Notre Dame

Land-O-Lard (I may have absorbed this one from someone else, admittedly)
 
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junkiemoth said:
"I don't believe my body is ruined" my ass
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Just another lie in the long list of lies Amber tells
powdered toast said:
How did she beat Amber to this?
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Amber dying would be a relief. She is 600 pounds and constantly being exposed for everything she did wrong. Her continuously living is constant torture both mentally and physically. She will continue to live and suffer
 
Unreachable Twat said:
*Amber goes on a tangent about how mobile she is*
Member: Stand up without struggling.
Amber:
*Look around at surroundings*
*Assess the environment like an animal escaping a cage*
"That was funny, but no, I'm good."

So you're admitting to being immobile.
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Leave it to Amber to be fatly smug about how great her mobility is because she used to get up to go to the toilet during livestreams BUT people used to complain about it so she holds her pee in now so FUCK YOU she's a dainty joaquin queen!!!!! :evil:

Gorl, waddling your shelf over to your reinforced porcelain throne for a piss is not a flex. It's a basic human function. You free bled on a fucking mattress for two years and we all know that those puppy pads everywhere are not just for poor Twonko. She is so desperate to play the unbothered bad bitch after Tammy's verbal beat down that she is actually bragging about being able to go to the TOILET. Absolutely tragic behaviour.
 
Unreachable Twat said:
*Amber goes on a tangent about how mobile she is*
Member: Stand up without struggling.
Amber:
*Look around at surroundings*
*Assess the environment like an animal escaping a cage*
"That was funny, but no, I'm good."

So you're admitting to being immobile.
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If she gets up during stream the camera will shake as though an earthquake is going on, the pets will scatter as they see Reidzilla waddle over to her indestructable porcelin throne
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Amber dying would be a relief. She is 600 pounds and constantly being exposed for everything she did wrong. Her continuously living is constant torture both mentally and physically. She will continue to live and suffer
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You're projecting your normal, sane human being feelings and thoughts onto the ham beast. Amber can do no wrong, she doesn't know how it feels to be wrong. Whenever she's admitted to being wrong in the past, it was an admission made under duress of which she doesn't really believe. Continuously living isn't torture for her, in fact, she takes pleasure in making her life about torturing others for her benefit.
 
junkiemoth said:
if she looks this old now, imagine if we lived in a universe where she had lost weight.
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I believe the description was 'melted candle wax' or 'melted ice cream'.

Bibbity Bobbity said:
Only those truly in love can sustain a relationship from six states away! What's a degrading nickname or two?
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Got to the point where everyone in her area probably knwos who she is, and if they don't they can definitely smell who she is from a mile away. Only way she can find her soft gentle love is through fat forums and people rubbing their folds to her feedee thirst traps on insta.

Flan Pwincess said:
its almost as if the last 6 years never even happened
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I shouldn't be surprised at this point but it shocks me every time how little she changes over a span of over half a decade.

w4vy_gr4vy said:
she holds her pee in now so FUCK YOU she's a dainty joaquin queen!!!!! :evil:
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Always wondered this, do you think she wipes after she pisses? She can't exactly let it drip dry it would take years to find a route out of those folds. I think she probably doesn't even bother, the effort it takes to set up sink washcloth every time wouldn't be worth it for a measely piss for her.

kawaiikat420 said:
You're projecting your normal, sane human being feelings and thoughts onto the ham beast. Amber can do no wrong, she doesn't know how it feels to be wrong. Whenever she's admitted to being wrong in the past, it was an admission made under duress of which she doesn't really believe. Continuously living isn't torture for her, in fact, she takes pleasure in making her life about torturing others for her benefit.
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Do you think she ever has any of those 'oh shit' moments where you look at your life and think what the fuck am I doing, I find it hard to believe she has ANY self-awareness to that extent, where she can look at her miserable, pain-filled life and just think what the actual fuck.
 
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