🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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w4vy_gr4vy said:
(Dammit ninja'd by toilet_rainbow!!)
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It’s a bit hilarious how you both thought of Jerry Springer at the same exact moment. So thanks for the imagery about digging him up and randomly saying the same thing minutes apart from toilet rainbow. Is Montel Williams still functional enough to do a special? Maury Povich is still kicking it I think.. although he’s gotta be almost 90 at this point. Oh, I know who I would like to see.. Ricki Lake! Not the same as Jerry, but still would be entertaining.

Holy shit, I went back and did a search for Ricki Lake best moments to see if I remembered watching any of the episodes. This is an absolutely crazy episode that I remember thinking the “fat friends” were so fat. They’ve got nothing on Amber. And then Ricki Lake saying she’s “glad to hear that” about fat friends getting more dates when she’s like a US size 8 or 10, max at this point. Damn, I would pay to see her talk to Amber and fam, lol


Edit Omg.. lmao I’m rewatching this and one of the audience members says, “it’s all about your attitude and personality. You could be 500 pounds or 10, if people are going to like you it’s not going to be for your size, it’s going to be for what’s inside of you.”

I would love to see what people would say to Amber and Tammy about their attitudes and personalities. I think most people here think Amber’s a liar, manipulator, and narcissistic lazy bitch who abuses everyone around her including animals.
Edit again:Holy shit the 90s were wildin. The audience members’ faces after this lady “Baby Jane” says, “I could have been black.. I could have been Jewish.. I could have been thin.. I could have been something.. but I’m fat.”
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Bahaha, sorry I’m entertaining myself with stupid off topic shit. Sperg over.
 
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Just think, if Amber didn't date room-temperature-IQ types who believe her when she says she could sue them if they talk about her, we could have been drowning in spilled tea for years!

(That's another abuse tactic, btw. "If you tell anyone they won't believe you, they'll believe me and you'll be in trouble for talking.")
 
Aunt Tammie sounds like a fucking cunt, but I can't deny how satisfying it was to see Amber get BODIED on live for once - watching her scramble, realizing she's lost control in front of her audience, all while Tammie spills about her methhead SIS'ER? We pray for streams like this on the Farms.
 
God damn, auntie… save some melk for the end of the year, please.

Finally, someone brought a shakedown to her fantasy existence. I don’t care about Tams, just the melk and the reckoning that’s been a long time coming. When she ends the call in Hambie's face, I don't care what anyone says, that was a mic drop molment. It felt cathartic, is what I'm trying to say.
 
The Crawling Chaos said:
God damn, auntie… save some melk for the end of the year, please.

Finally, someone brought a shakedown to her fantasy existence. I don’t care about Tams, just the melk and the reckoning that’s been a long time coming. When she ends the call in Hambie's face, I don't care what anyone says, that was a mic drop molment. It felt cathartic, is what I'm trying to say.
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That was the best part of the conversation. Tammy didn't give Amber the last word because fuck Amber and her ankle balls.
 
Oh, and another thing...

I just love how these fat fucks (Amber & Chantal) act all high and mighty, like end-game-boss bitches: "Oh no, bitch, she's gonna be in MY live! Let's do it! Get the fuck in my live, Tammie! SQUARE UP! I'M READY FOR IT!", but when confronted, they’re just giant pussies who mumble and can’t rub three words together to save their lives.

I mean we all knew all along they are just fat pussies who cower when confronted, but to get confirmation is sooo, so good.

"Can you not mhaaack me please?"
"You make it hard..."

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w4vy_gr4vy said:
Can we dig up Jerry Springer and have him host a special for these yokels? The 600lb beepeedee niece, the junkie mother, the unhinged aunt, and the toxic grammaw who plays them all against each other sounds like a great idea for an episode... though even Steve might struggle to drag Amber's shelf off stage if she starts charging about like a wounded rhino.

(Dammit ninja'd by toilet_rainbow!!)
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Munchie_Minder said:
It’s a bit hilarious how you both thought of Jerry Springer at the same exact moment. So thanks for the imagery about digging him up and randomly saying the same thing minutes apart from toilet rainbow. Is Montel Williams still functional enough to do a special? Maury Povich is still kicking it I think.. although he’s gotta be almost 90 at this point. Oh, I know who I would like to see.. Ricki Lake! Not the same as Jerry, but still would be entertaining.
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I can just picture it. Tammie chews out Amber as she starts shaking and contemplating what to do, with the occasional retort about her BPD and brain deformities. Then, Tammie leans into her face and snaps back "but you said the wrong word, right?"

DING DING DING

*security guards focus on dragging Tammie away from Amber since she requires 1-2 people while Amber would need 5+*

“JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!”

Steve's show is still going. He mostly does paternity shows after Maury retired, but he still does the occasional abuse lie detector/confrontation show too. I can imagine him throwing at least one chair in frustration from having Amber and co be themselves before he screams at them to get the hell off his stage.
 
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