🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I also think an on-line only job is feasible. No worries about transportation or even showering or wearing clothes. It would be perfect for her. More couch sitting, yay!
It's ridiculoosly hard to come by online jobs - I know maybe a handful of people that actually have them. And reputable online jobs will have software to monitor just how much you do during the day. She can't be accountable for two hours on one day, she'd never last.
 
There's been a number of times a lolcow has done some shit that is so repulsive my brain kinda rage stops to protect myself and AmberLynn tossing Rarity out in the cold so she could stay in Wisconsin is fucking one of them
 
I also think an on-line only job is feasible. No worries about transportation or even showering or wearing clothes. It would be perfect for her. More couch sitting,
I mean, it’s a good idea in theory, but it could never work. Amber would actually have to dedicate 6-8 hours of her day to something other than eating. Just like her diets, there’s always excuses. “Muh back hurts I can’t sit for long periods of time” “I have Oh See Dee so I can’t concentrate on it”. This bitch has shown that even data entry desk jobs are impossible for her to manage. She would be micromanaged to make sure she’s actually completing her tasks. Amber would definitely see it as an easy way out but quickly realize that an at home job is just that, a job. You have to work and get things done. It’s not just “oh binge watch some bullshit on YouTube and send an email every 2 hours”.
But let’s be real, she’d sell feeder porn long before getting an actual job.
 
Yeah, work from home jobs are so anal about making sure you aren’t wasting company time. They watch your mouse, time every second you aren’t active….

The ONLY potential ‘job’ that I could see her sticking with for even any amount of time would be an MLM. She could try to sell to her audience and do everything on her own timeframe without people breathing down her neck.
Nvm, her brief history of selling her earrings that was her PASSION or whatever just jumped into my brain and that lasted all of….half a day?
 
Amber would actually have to dedicate 6-8 hours of her day to something other than eating
This is why I struggle to imagine her at any job. I can't imagine her doing anything for more than 2 hours at a time, and 2 hours is being generous. The only reason she worked with Destiny way back when was because she wanted to keep tabs on Destiny. Even with her Youtube career, she's lazy, doesn't put any work or effort in, and tries to cut every corner that she can.

Even if one day she does do feeder porn, would the feeders really be interested in low-quality lazy porno?? She'd be in the middle of filming herself seductively eating a doughnut or whatever before pointing the camera up for 8 minutes because she had to go use the bathroom, and she wouldn't bother to cut that from the final edit.
 
Her bingo wings being installed in the bingo hall as the local celebrity circus freak who hands out cards and dabbers would be a dream come true for her. Think of the attention! The throngs of wide eyed admirers complimenting her vibe and her youthful appearance. No one will believe she isn't 23! Everyone thought she was 23.
 
I think that is where she will work. Amber would never be able to work full time, but a part-time job like this would suit her. I wouldn't be surprised if someone will go to the bingo hall and take a picture of her working.


It is also possible but when Amber had the "government" job, she either got fired or quit because she could not sit long enough to do her job and ended in the toilet at length.
Couldn't sit on her ass at work, but could sit on her ass all day at home.
 
I get that we're just speculating because there's fuck all else to talk about, but the real answer is that there is no job. She's lying. You think little miss phone angzieuhtee can work at a call centre? It's youtube bucks or welfare til early death.
 
Nvm, her brief history of selling her earrings that was her PASSION or whatever just jumped into my brain and that lasted all of….half a day?
She cancelled her business born out of passion because she was actually expected to send them to the people who bought them. It was really hard work for her.
 
The "job" will be full time welfare queen once she gets a tugboat for her angziedee, OCD, and OBCD 🌈
 
Couldn't sit on her ass at work, but could sit on her ass all day at home.
That part always got me, she had to quit because it was a sit down job, and she can't sit all day. Then spends the next 10 years just sitting on her ass gaining weight.
It's youtube bucks or welfare til early death.

She cancelled her business born out of passion because she was actually expected to send them to the people who bought them. It was really hard work for her.
And it wasn't even her doing the work, it was Becky.

The "job" will be full time welfare queen once she gets a tugboat for her angziedee, OCD, and OBCD 🌈
I've said this before, Amber will die the same way she came into this world, living in a single wide trailer and collecting welfare.
 
Don’t put that evil on him, it would only make the crack usage worse :( who she needs to get with is Boogie so they can seethe over which of them is fatter, who’s the worst pet parent, and whose childhood was the worst
This is the best thing they could do for both their channels.
 
So the reddit AmberlynnReidverse has been banned. Don’t know if I can be bothered to search out where all the cool kids are hanging out now, hopefully moved on to whatever new thing redditors find exciting.

Either Amber is deliberately tanking her channel through laziness and inactivity or she’s out there posting away and WE can’t be bothered to go look see. Whatever, it’s a total yawn-fest at the moment and I can’t wait till the money runs out and she gets a taste of reality. If anyone notices of course.
 
Amber said she’s no longer sharing her medical stuff online cuz that’s private. As is her relationships, her ‘job’, her therapy, her pets, her ‘weight loss’…and then suddenly can’t find anything to vlog about so she stops vlogging.

She’s betting it all on the livestreams where she doesn’t talk about shit and answers the same damn Q and A’s over and over.
 
She’s betting it all on the livestreams where she doesn’t talk about shit and answers the same damn Q and A’s over and over.


Plus, she's been missing out on tons of "hate/troll" superchats in those member streams. That's where the real $$$$ will come from.
As a bonus, she can do some sympathy mining because "people are soooo mean 😭"
 
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The subreddit got banned and she's not sharing stuff online anymore?
Maybe Fat Amber really is trying to get a normal job and thinks she can hide who she is.
 
So the reddit AmberlynnReidverse has been banned.
Right when Fed Bundy comes out again to confirm again that Big Al killed her own cat to keep squatting in the feeder's pen. Coincidence? I think not.

I don't think she's getting a job. She expects people do believe that she can do anything that requires standeeen or walkeeen or anyway taxing to her "staminas" when she complains that "Mah laaaygs are like two big.... cements."? Or think people will buy her doing some retail or customer service or call center job when she complains that her "angzeit" is so crippleeen that she can't even yell bingo or talk to strangers? She must think we're all as retarded as her. I think TheAnkle puts it best when poopster goes AWOL for a few weeks and always says "It's been so nice without ya Ambie."
 
It's funny how every time a subreddit talking about her goes down, some people are like "Oh no, now where is everyone going to go to talk shit about her now!?" Meanwhile, Kiwi Farms exists. Oh no people say nigger and faggot here! We can't go there! We might get called niggers!
 
It’s so dumb. Reddit isn’t a monoculture, so why should the Farms be one? We are vast; we contain multitudes. Some of us are so mealy-mouthed that the worst we will call Amber is a narcissistic, manipulative, lazy, stupid, illiterate, unimaginative, violent, attention-seeking, cruel, unhygienic, internet- and food-addicted morbidly obese cat-killing loser who is completely lacking in self-knowledge and apes other influencers while revealing her utterly white trash origins and upbringing every step of the way.
 
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