🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

She might not actually suck at being a bingo assistant (getting the cards ready at a table) though. Optimistic I know but…..this may be her calling.

The person helping her get a job is probably her mom at the call center.

These are the two type of jobs that she could do, but I would doubt that she would last very long. Whether she wants it or not, the only thing she can do is YouTube.

Manifesting her joining a MLM, losing a bunch of money and then blaming the audience for not buying product.

She doesn't drive, so MLM is a no.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Work from home customer service via chat/call and she will fuse to the couch until she dies.

 

[Miltank]

These are the two type of jobs that she could do, but I would doubt that she would last very long. Whether she wants it or not, the only thing she can do is YouTube.


She doesn't drive, so MLM is a no.

Why would you need to drive to join a pyramid scheme? It’s all done online

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Amber is in a luxurious position that not too many people get to experience at her age - the chance to choose a job based solely on what you find interesting with no consideration to hours or pay. She’s like a retiree who does a few hours at a school crossing or at a garden centre, it’s a chance to get out the house, meet people and stave off boredom for a couple hours. Obvs Amber won’t reach retirement age but you get the point.

Working at a bingo hall / casino / arcade would be just the thing for her. She could hand out cash and chips, flick her hair and talk nonsense to the (also lonely and bored) clientele for a while then go home. It could be the making of her, hence why it won’t ever happen.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Why would you need to drive to join a pyramid scheme? It’s all done online

True, but where I am, the seller delivers the products to the consumer. She could always take a Uber or have her mother drive her, but this would reduce her meager income. If it is something like Tupperware, make up, or clothing, she would need to set up "whatever" parties, again to show her ware. I do not know any MLM that is done solely online.

 

[Pange]

I never visit her mother's Facebook, but when everyone said she was dead, I looked at Kristine's and there is an ad she has to trying to help sell/rent an apartment do we think this could be related to Hambo over there.

Facebook account link

 

[Miltank]

True, but where I am, the seller delivers the products to the consumer. She could always take a Uber or have her mother drive her, but this would reduce her meager income. If it is something like Tupperware, make up, or clothing, she would need to set up "whatever" parties, again to show her ware. I do not know any MLM that is done solely online.

Most of them are. Buyers buy it on the persons website and it’s mailed to them. Very few has to deliver in person. ‘Selling parties” are mostly done online mainly through Facebook.

 

[lol cow supreme]

I just wanted to crosspost a little... Fellow lol cow triangle resident BossmanJack (who lives like an hour from Krystal) has been suffering from rampant athletes foot since leaving jail about a month ago. After finally visiting a doctor it has now progressed to full blow cellulitis. Just like gorly pop Austin never showers and was scratching the ever loving shit out of it.

Sugary Drinks
Chewing Mouth Open
Disgusting Cook
Junk Food exclusive diet
Gambling
Don't Bath
Virginia
Unfettered Athletes Foot
Terrible Teeth
Cellulitis

First we had Cobes/NaL....Can we get Amba-Gamba?

If you've never seen the lolcow triangle

Amberlynn Reid at the beginning of her career taking off lived in Spotsylvania, Virginia. If you draw a polygon, there is a nuclear powerplant in the middle.

ChrisChan on the left, Amberlynn at the top, Ethan Ralph at the bottom. Nuclear powerplan and bossmanjack in the middle.

I dub this the "LolCow Triangle"


I'm almost certain this will be the site of the convergence.

 

[F in the Chat]

Whats with these fats and their teeth? Its not like Amber or Chantal didnt at the time have the money to take care of these. Eating is their only joy...but they jeopardize the integrity of being able to eat. I also grabbed an alternate angle from the same video.

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Ok let get into the breakdown of what we can see

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Not labeled is her extremely off center Central Incisor, with good ol number 8 (front tooth)shifted over massively

REVISION. I believe the lateral incisor (#7) is actually missing. This is the cause of the "Mono tooth" pictured below, dead center. Her pallet and mouth are seriously messed up. I will investigate further with any known pictures of child hood to see if this was a birth defect or occurred later in life.
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1: Cuspid (#6) Is dead and broken. I had to confirm from multiple angles in other videos, such as below, as from underneath it looks kind of messed up molar-like. but from front on you can tell its just snapped off just like one of Chantal's. This definitely needs a crown
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You can see in this shot of the full mouth she has a regular cuspid (canine tooth) in the #11 spot
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2: First molar (#5) Cavitied, and the outer edge broken/chipped. Likely due to untreated cavity or aggressive chewing. This needs a crown if not a root canal



God damn thats a huge head!

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Reviving necro discussion to summon you, lol cow supreme. Her teeth have shifted further recently due to the extraction of, yet another, putrescent tooth. I have been unable to grab any good screenshots, but in her last two livestreams her teeth and bite look like they have moved a significant amount.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

I just wanted to crosspost a little... Fellow lol cow triangle resident BossmanJack (who lives like an hour from Krystal) has been suffering from rampant athletes foot since leaving jail about a month ago. After finally visiting a doctor it has now progressed to full blow cellulitis. Just like gorly pop Austin never showers and was scratching the ever loving shit out of it.

Sugary Drinks
Chewing Mouth Open
Disgusting Cook
Junk Food exclusive diet
Gambling
Don't Bath
Virginia
Unfettered Athletes Foot
Terrible Teeth
Cellulitis

First we had Cobes/NaL....Can we get Amba-Gamba?

If you've never seen the lolcow triangle

Don’t put that evil on him, it would only make the crack usage worse who she needs to get with is Boogie so they can seethe over which of them is fatter, who’s the worst pet parent, and whose childhood was the worst

 

[KittiestKitty]

could be related to Hambo over there.

Facebook account link

I went lurk Mamalynn's profile and a week ago she posted a selfie for the bingo hall. Amber commented on it. Went to Amber's account and scrolled through what was available to see publicly, and it's just weird how she still has pictures of Destiny and Becky with her on there. You'd think she would delete those pics. When I actively used FB I would delete images of my exes. I've even deleted images of me with my own siblings. It's just weird.

 

[mastergabe]

The fat abusive narc will sit there in public lives on the couch cushions like a homeless bum holding a tin can collecting change on the corner, and you morons will leederley pay to insult that fat narc via superchats.

The fat narc could never even hold a part-time job being a Four Chin Teller with those Orca & Torrid cards.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

The fat abusive narc will sit there in public lives on the couch cushions like a homeless bum holding a tin can collecting change on the corner, and you morons will leederley pay to insult that fat narc via superchats.

The fat narc could never even hold a part-time job being a Four Chin Teller with those Orca & Torrid cards.

And this adds to the conversation how?

 

[marjoram]

I wonder if she just got a job at the bingo place.

Fry cook. Obviously.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

And this adds to the conversation how?

He's a retard, ignore him.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

She might not actually suck at being a bingo assistant (getting the cards ready at a table) though. Optimistic I know but…..this may be her calling.

I thinking working at the bingo hall would be good her her. IN THEORY. But thing: requires walking. And I'm sure a fair amount more than she realizes depending on how long those games go and could she even fit through the aisles? MY major thing and I'm sure I'm not the only one: Amber has major boundary issues. We know this. And she's gonna use that as a perfect opportunity to talk too much, stroke her ego, tell her audience how everyone loves her and how many compliments she gets and that ego with a boss is gonna get so old so quick. This is not a bar and you are not working for tips. It's a bingo hall.. Shut your shelfass up and do your job.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

She said a ‘friend’ was helping her get a job. My money is on Mamalynn getting her a job at her place because they can carpool together. Otherwise, how would she get a ride to a job during the week? She’s dependent on the car.

Not that it’s going to happen at all. But food for thought.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Getting a job at Mamalynn’s call center certainly sounds feasible. They hire ex-cons, so what’s a death fat with no relevant experience? And Amber can certainly talk.

I also think an on-line only job is feasible. No worries about transportation or even showering or wearing clothes. It would be perfect for her. More couch sitting, yay!

Of course my sense of the ridiculous has me picturing her manning a 1-900 sex line, like the fat housewife in the music video for “Sweet Emotion.”

Edited: incorrect plural for Aerosmith song

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Getting a job at Mamalynn’s call center certainly sounds feasible. They hire ex-cons, so what’s a death fat with no relevant experience? And Amber can certainly talk.

I also think an on-line only job is feasible. No worries about transportation or even showering or wearing clothes. It would be perfect for her. More couch sitting, yay!

Of course my sense of the ridiculous has me picturing her manning a 1-900 sex line, like the fat housewife in the music video for “Sweet Emotion.”

Edited: incorrect plural for Aerosmith song

She had an online only job for over a decade and couldn't handle even vlogging for 10 minutes a week. She's a lost cause I'm every sense

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I thinking working at the bingo hall would be good her her. IN THEORY. But thing: requires walking. And I'm sure a fair amount more than she realizes depending on how long those games go and could she even fit through the aisles?

I think that is where she will work. Amber would never be able to work full time, but a part-time job like this would suit her. I wouldn't be surprised if someone will go to the bingo hall and take a picture of her working.

Getting a job at Mamalynn’s call center certainly sounds feasible. They hire ex-cons, so what’s a death fat with no relevant experience? And Amber can certainly talk.

It is also possible but when Amber had the "government" job, she either got fired or quit because she could not sit long enough to do her job and ended in the toilet at length.