🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I personally think the only reason Hamberlard keeps her hair long is because it's the only skinny thing on her, and only getting skinnier.
Haters gonna hate.
 
Five72.4 said:
I know she doesn’t wash her hair much, but why keep it THAT long when showers are already strenuous for her??
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Because she truly think it looks good on her and that it makes her more bootyful. She no doubt gazes into the mirror, languidly brushing her hair and imagining that she looks just like a Disney Princess...Yeah, Cinderellard.
 
I think she clings to the long hair because it's the only feature on her that distinguishes her as female. She's an amorphous, sexless blob who would be mistaken as a man from behind (or any angle really) if not for the long, stringy mop.
 
BubblezMcThreee said:
Because she truly think it looks good on her and that it makes her more bootyful. She no doubt gazes into the mirror, languidly brushing her hair and imagining that she looks just like a Disney Princess...Yeah, Cinderellard.
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While looking EXACTLY like her morbidly obese, sex offender registry looking sperm donor of a fAtHeR. Just with long, stringy, greasy Cyraxx wisps.

So princess. Much Disney.
 
the ham most be mourning
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Five72.4 said:
I know she doesn’t wash her hair much, but why keep it THAT long when showers are already strenuous for her??
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She’d have to cut it herself or get someone to come do it at her apartment bc you know she can’t fit into a salon chair. Even if she did, she’d be too self conscious for a stylist and their customers to see her waddle in.
 
Baking Muffins said:
She’d have to cut it herself or get someone to come do it at her apartment bc you know she can’t fit into a salon chair. Even if she did, she’d be too self conscious for a stylist and their customers to see her waddle in.
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‘member when she went to the Fantastic Sam’s with her gaggle of fats and they laid out burger king on the waiting room table? i miss her fuck ass “ombre”
 
tuttermouse said:
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What is it with dumb fat Burgerland retards always being distantly related to some celebrity or historical figure? Amber claims to be related to Ozzy Osbourne (btw that's not his real name gorl) and Becky apparently had Henry VIII in her family tree. Why are they never related to Fergus the Retarded or Mary the Humungous?
 
So, we're officially in the newest livestream era. Another hour of people paying to roast her. Truly the modern internet version of an old timey circus freak show.

I'd do a summery of it, but nothing happened. She earned money for being annoying and fat and willing to take verbal abuse.

The one semi interesting thing that happened is that she created a new membership tier that's a little cheaper. Yawn, just more money grabbing. She is already getting fed up with the zoloft side effects. Who cares. She taking a break from Cameos, clearly it was too much work.
 
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Some mong in her chat talking about ZoLoFt FlU will have her dropping this life changing wonder drug faster than she can order a Diet Coke from Uber Eats.
 
Mekahineyho said:
10 dollars a month to watch a half asleep 600lb woman say “thanks so much” to super chats.
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I've come to the conclusion that her live chat is a circle jerk of fatties who are very fat but not as fat as her. Amber is doing the right thing milking those whales. They try and troll but it's all half assed trolling because they afraid of the ban.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
What is it with dumb fat Burgerland retards always being distantly related to some celebrity or historical figure? Amber claims to be related to Ozzy Osbourne (btw that's not his real name gorl) and Becky apparently had Henry VIII in her family tree. Why are they never related to Fergus the Retarded or Mary the Humungous?
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Actually, it’s Beck, not Becky. And it’s Edward III, not Henry VIII.

[So sorry, I couldn’t resist going all Reddit on you.]
 
The fat narc can kick the bucket and no one will actually care except Christine Reid the Con Artist, and only because the con artist would care about all the money the fat narc is hoarding in the bank account
 
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