🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Yeah, Hamber pull a Jojo Siwa and "suddenly" become a heterosexual.
You might spark like days worth of interest.
 
Major Pain said:
Yeah, Hamber pull a Jojo Siwa and "suddenly" become a heterosexual.
You might spark like days worth of interest.
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Yup i feel like this is coming soon. Amber is definitely not a lesbian lol, it's just another one of her made up traits/ailments that make her so "quirky". I find it hard to believe that any actual lesbian would fantasize about men fawning over them like she does. Amberlynn is the real life embodiment of a Mary Sue and it's like she's writing fanfictions with men. Her name is Rarity Gray Dementia Raven Eilish and a lot of hayders stare at her, she puts up her middle finger up at them.
 
Big Al the cat killer is hobosexual. Who ever she can control (and not be "afraid" hence all the girlfriends) and she can shack up with is who she will pretend she's attracted to.
 
Via dispekfulmolments
Amber claims she went outside with Twinkie at 2 am and a truck with guys in it slammed on their brakes and told Amber how beautiful she was and asked if she was single.
 
Mekahineyho said:
Via dispekfulmolments
Amber claims she went outside with Twinkie at 2 am and a truck with guys in it slammed on their brakes and told Amber how beautiful she was and asked if she was single.
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I dunno what more unbelievable. Her walking Twinkie at 2 am or some redneck cat calling her.

Also this story supposedly happen “one or two months ago” which is another red flag. How convenient; Amber suddenly has all these stories of men hitting on her. I would imagine we would have heard this story by now but guess letting your teeth rot also gives you very selective memory.

Crazy that Amber, now nearing 550 pounds, is suddenly some prized pig amongst the natives. I know some men will fuck anything but I’d like to think the hicks of OKC have SOME standards.

Delusional doesn’t even began to describe this. This straight up lying for I dunno what reason other than attention. Makes you want just slap her in the face.

Yet still she gets 45k views. Just more proof how much Gunt fucked up her situation. She is actually entertaining. She has real life experiences (gross disgusting ones but at least they are real.) Fat Amber here just has “stories” that seem to be ripped directly either from shitty YA novel or more likely from some slop she watches on her computer.

Even if it was true, it doesn’t change the fact that she still 550 plus lbs and no one with half a brain would fuck her (unless of course she is paying for it.)
 
trucks with hot men hanging out of the windows so dumbfounded they're crashing into telephone poles and surviving internal bleeding out of the sheer will to tell her how dainty and beautiful she is fair maiden
 
Lilacs On Fire said:
trucks with hot men hanging out of the windows so dumbfounded they're crashing into telephone poles and surviving internal bleeding out of the sheer will to tell her how dainty and beautiful she is fair maiden
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The EMT reported that his last words before slipping into a coma were “My God that woman is so hawt it’s hectic! If only I too were a morbidly obese lesbian with poor self esteem maybe then I too could get with such beautiful innocent creature! Curse this wretched god for giving me a penis and not a vagina with matching meat flaps and fupa tha she craves and deserves.

Tell my family to skip the funeral service and instead use the money to become permanent member of Amber’s yt channel. Maybe a modest headstone reading “Here lays the an Ambaby who received the greatest gift before death — seeing Amber in public!”
 
Mekahineyho said:
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Amber claims she went outside with Twinkie at 2 am and a truck with guys in it slammed on their brakes and told Amber how beautiful she was and asked if she was single.
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Does she genuinely expect anyone to believe people are having a Tom and Jerryesque *wolf whistle* AROOOOGGAAA *boioioioioing* reaction to the sight of her grotesque, leaking, lumpy, dirty, barely recognizable as human body? From multiple people on multiple occasions? Like can we be fucking for real? I know i'm commenting a lot but jesus christ i am just so dumbfounded. This goes beyond personality disorder, like brain tumor or gas leak are the only acceptable explanations for this.
 
I think people are fucking with her and she's too stupid to realize it's not genuine flirting. I'd be willing to believe some drunk redneck was yelling stuff at her out their window and she's just an idiot who doesn't realize all his buddies are laughing their asses off about it.

Of course mostly she's just making shit up for sure
 
Mekahineyho said:
Via dispekfulmolments
Amber claims she went outside with Twinkie at 2 am and a truck with guys in it slammed on their brakes and told Amber how beautiful she was and asked if she was single.
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Im sure it happened, but not the way she says it did. The men stopped their truck in the middle of the road to ogle at a fat woman taking her also fat dog out to piss, no compliments were said, but Amber assumed the stares were to admire her delicate dainty body.
The only stares Amber is getting from strangers is stares of disgust and concern. This is along the same level of delusion of Foodie Beauty when the Burger King cashier gave her extra dipping sauces. Fat Al needs a new uhaul lesbian caregiver/feeder STAT these stories are getting ridiculous.
 
McBoogerBall said:
This is along the same level of delusion of Foodie Beauty when the Burger King cashier gave her extra dipping sauces.
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Beat me to it. I myself have read to the middle of the Cuntal thread by now, and this really just seems like a less interesting version of Gunt's delusions of being this irresistible succubus that nary a man, be they Burger King employee, foreign adonis ir married man.

Damn, I suppose I should've expected this, after all those weird claims of sex during the Bad Choices segment during her Let's Talk videos, which mirrors the far more outlandish and literally shit-laden claims of Gunt's supposed encounters.

Amber has become so uninteresting she became a watered down version of the fatty that dethroned her.

Fitting, I suppose.
 
McBoogerBall said:
Im sure it happened, but not the way she says it did. The men stopped their truck in the middle of the road to ogle at a fat woman taking her also fat dog out to piss, no compliments were said, but Amber assumed the stares were to admire her delicate dainty body.
The only stares Amber is getting from strangers is stares of disgust and concern. This is along the same level of delusion of Foodie Beauty when the Burger King cashier gave her extra dipping sauces. Fat Al needs a new uhaul lesbian caregiver/feeder STAT these stories are getting ridiculous.
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Trucker: Slams breaks, screeching as the rubber scrapes the pavement.

"WOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU COULD SLAP THAT SHELF ASS AND RIDE THE WAVES FOR A WEEK!!"
 
janeir0 said:
She probably IS talking to someone new, and this is her middle-school level attempt of trying to make them jealous.
"See, other people find me desirable.... better commit to me asap!"
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I think she’s talking to someone new or Danielle. There have been 2 stories she’s told that in my opinion were to make Danielle and Erica jealous. One being the mammogram nurse telling her she was hot after examining her breasts and the other was her going outside to get Taco Bell at 1 am and the DoorDash mans hand was so soft.
 
High schoolers like to "prank" uggos and fatties around here by catcalling them, then saying something obscene and driving off. I wonder if it's what's supposedly happening to Hambone.
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
I dunno what more unbelievable. Her walking Twinkie at 2 am or some redneck cat calling her.
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I can believe that she walks Twinkie that late at night/early in the morning because a) she's up all fucking night so when else would she do it and b) as much as she talks about how much she gets hit on and how many compliments she says she gets, she doesn't want people gawking at her. I'm sure at some level, she knows what a freakshow she is but delulu will delulu and she will ride that delusion until the wheels fall off.
 
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