🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She's not any different than any other deathfat. She reached the point where it all actually crashes and burns for her across the dinner table. She is still in a phase where she can deny and deflect why she's still big, but she can't get away from the enviable consequences of not taking things seriously in her 20s. As we've all said, she has had chances to make very drastic changes - however, this is Amberlynn so why bother with optimistic thinking?
 
I think the only way this particular thread will actually pick back up in some way is when she finally dies. She hides everything because she hates all the backlash she gets, so there's not much to speak of on her anymore besides "muh mentulz and thyroid". She has nothing left for her but death.
I’m not saying Amber should die for the sake of this threads longevity, but let’s just say that weight isn’t getting any lower and that diabetic neck is only getting browner.

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Buffet me with tophats, but I joined KF during Amber’s livestream era when she was shitting on Becky and doxxing Jade. Good times! And that wasn’t even peak Amber; not long after that, her threads were collapsed.

Ou sont les lolcows d’antan?

Sic fatsit Gloria Mundi.
 
Apprently this is Alexis in karinas comment. I usually don’t listen to Ambers unhinged orbiters, but I believe this. For anyone out of the loop, Amber has been talking to another married woman that she’s been messing with since right after Jade.
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Of course Amber is going to flip her shit over Danielle having sex with everyone else but her. Imagine trying to get under or on top of that fucking monstrosity.
 
When Alexis has to drop tea, you know it's dry out there. My only current ALR question... is she on Team H3H3 or Hasan? My honest guess is Hasan. She mentioned something in one of the endless question segments about how she thinks Ethan needs to cool off or something along those lines. But kentucky chins is a fair weather gorly so we can prob just look where the wind is blowing.
 
Hit on her? More like hit her, seeing those wretched arms activates my fight or flight response.

Tldw coming when I have the time.
 
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Apprently this is Alexis in karinas comment. I usually don’t listen to Ambers unhinged orbiters, but I believe this. For anyone out of the loop, Amber has been talking to another married woman that she’s been messing with since right after Jade.
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I can hear her struggling to breathe while she types. This is probably the high point of her week which is beyond pathetic.
 
Hit on? More like hit, seeing those wretched arms activates my fight or flight response.

Tldw coming when I have the time.
More like he sees her as job security. Fat bitch like that must order food 24x7, either that or he lost a bet. My guess, he could tell how desperate she was and thought it would be fun to mess with her. She can't seriously think she was actually being hit on, can she? Just imagine how she looked when he saw her. It was close to feeding time and she is like a possessive dog with a bone when someone is near her food.
 
Alexis and Amber are two big fat peas in a pod the way they both get sayings wrong. Turn on a dime, drop of a hat, stupid.
 
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Amber always opts for the "Leave it at my door" option for food delivery. We've literally seen her do this several times so idk what the "I always go outside so they don't have to go through the lobby" bullshit is about suddenly. This obvious lie just further proves to me personally that this fat ass fantasizes about sexual abuse/harassment and thinks being a victim means she's desirable. Amber's insistence that's she's hot as hell and that everyone wants to fuck her so bad is the most insane example of delusion i've ever seen.
 
Amber always opts for the "Leave it at my door" option for food delivery. We've literally seen her do this several times so idk what the "I always go outside so they don't have to go through the lobby" bullshit is about suddenly. This obvious lie just further proves to me personally that this fat ass fantasizes about sexual abuse/harassment and thinks being a victim means she's desirable. Amber's insistence that's she's hot as hell and that everyone wants to fuck her so bad is the most insane example of delusion i've ever seen.

It’s also an easy lie that no one can point out being a lie that also happens to be great for click bait and engagement.

I’d like to think no one here comments on her slop but the yokels on yt can’t help to “seethe” and react by rewarding her channel with views and comments.
 
The DoorDasher probably sees that address shows up ALL THE FUCKING TIME. And fat chicks will tip the shit out of you if you hit on them. Hence the concern about relationship status.

Also, how is one person eating all this food?

I love that she tells us her health IS the priority. The Ramen with mayo mixed in tells us that already.

Sempre fi, DoorDasher. Get that bread.
 
I love that the doordasher’s texts are originally in Spanish. So … what’s up mamacita? ¡Hola mami! ¿Estás gorda y desesperada? ¡Ojalá que sí!

To think that this retarded manatee is flooding her basement over some illegal immigrant’s pathetic attempt to flirt with her. She’d be flicking the bean over it, if she could only reach.
 
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