🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Holy fuck she's so deformed. Look at her! LOOK AT IT!!! She even does a Eugenia pick up and move the thing!

534.6 pounds
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Imagine being so short and fat that your pockets are at your elbows. Lolol

Gravity is a cruel bitch, she’s like a melting ice cream cone.
 
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Eats massive poke bowl. Eats huge pasta bowl. Eats two puddings. Lies about that being all she ate that day. Lies about no longer drinking soda. Talks about nothing. Says she weighed 546 at the doctor on May 19th. Weighs in at 534.6 with the talking scale. Still fat.
 
tuna and cum sandwich said:
Does she genuinely expect anyone to believe people are having a Tom and Jerryesque *wolf whistle* AROOOOGGAAA *boioioioioing* reaction to the sight of her grotesque, leaking, lumpy, dirty, barely recognizable as human body? From multiple people on multiple occasions? Like can we be fucking for real? I know i'm commenting a lot but jesus christ i am just so dumbfounded. This goes beyond personality disorder, like brain tumor or gas leak are the only acceptable explanations for this.
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Right this is probably the dumbest shit to lie about, like girl Noone is thinks that happened. Your telling me two guys driving a truck at 2am in an apartment complex, slammed the breaks just to holler at thie round lump of cells. She needs to realize just because you put on eyeliner and wear dresses as shirts your still 550 lbs of leaky flaps of fat. No one wants to hit that
 
Jesus she can't even change up her fake stories. Didn't the [fake] guy at the grocery store also say "you're so beautiful, are you single, ill cook you dinner" and she had to "make up on the spot" that she was married.

At least change the script A LITTLE you lazy lump of lard
 
It's All So Tiresome said:
Holy fuck she's so deformed. Look at her! LOOK AT IT!!! She even does a Eugenia pick up and move the thing!
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No amount of tugging or pulling on your Torrid shirt is going to mask your sextuple set of tits. At this point if this bitch is so worried about clothing hugging her - just wrap a king sized sheet around your body. Torrid can only make clothes SO fat.
 
All this talk about men fawning over her reminds me of the Jade era when Jade Francis of New York coursed our gorl into thinking she was bisexual/wanted to fuck a guy/take part in some weird degenerate poly shit Jade was into. I wonder if she has another one of those types in her DMs.

Or.

What Alexis was saying about Amberlynn was true (her new boo thang Danielle sleeps around) and now she's using these fake male attention scenarios to "get back" at her. Kind of like when she told Becky to shit or get off the pot re: getting in a relationship with Al. Look at how many male suitors I have who would do ANYTHING to get with me. Yuck.
 
She's well over 500lb and is making it a goal to lose 35lb in SIX MONTHS? Less than 6lb PER MONTH? That would be acceptable if she lived on Mercury maybe. She'd lose more than that if she simply cut down her consumption of mayo pasta. I wish she would just give up the weight loss LARP and become the mukbang channel she really yearns to be.
 
Amber often pulls the constant catcall tactic when she wants to prove how popular she is. Her ramping it up m lately is a sign that she desperately wants to appear like she’s not losing popularity.

inquizadoor said:
534 lmao we all knew she'd gianed. That moon face tells all
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I’ve also found that her nose shape changes the most along with her moon face the more she gains. When it starts turning up or you can’t see her piercing, then she’s well into the 500s or higher. She’s reached that, from the looks of it.

It's All So Tiresome said:
Holy fuck she's so deformed. Look at her! LOOK AT IT!!! She even does a Eugenia pick up and move the thing!
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It really says something when Amber is doing a full body shot yet I’m more focused on what crap she has cluttering her shelves.

janeir0 said:
Her new goal is to be 499 by the end of this year

Ambitious!
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Why not 497?
 
tuna and cum sandwich said:
She's well over 500lb and is making it a goal to lose 35lb in SIX MONTHS? Less than 6lb PER MONTH? That would be acceptable if she lived on Mercury maybe. She'd lose more than that if she simply cut down her consumption of mayo pasta. I wish she would just give up the weight loss LARP and become the mukbang channel she really yearns to be.
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Amber is over 400 pounds over her ideal weight, and has a BMI of 97. Anyone in this situation would require serious medical intervention. However, losing 35 pounds in 6 months is not it. She will not even reach this piddly goal. Again, Amber is not interested in losing weight but instead wants a goal of losing weight. Expect to see the recurring series of well-worn diets that we have been subjected in the last 10 years.
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Fat Amber here just has “stories” that seem to be ripped directly either from shitty YA novel or more likely from some slop she watches on her computer.
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OMG, I just realized who the target audience is for those vertical dramas that keep getting advertised in my YT feed. I spend so much time watching Gorlworld related content that the algorithm thinks I’m as stupid as she is. Time to take up chess or something.
 
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