🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Insulin reid said:
Im sure the sugar and constantly fear brushing has really worn down her teeth.
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Power Level - I've worked in a dentistry-adjacent field. In her case the problem isn't the sugar, it's the acidity of all the fizzy shit she drinks. If you eat a lot of sugar it feeds the bacteria that can cause weakening of the enamel, which then causes decay. If you just drink things with a tart note (meaning that it's acidic), regardless if it's sugar free, the acid directly attacks the enamel. It works faster and causes more damage than just not brushing your teeth.
 
About 2.2%of the adult population have NO permanent teeth. After so many have been removed, rotted or in Amber terms "rejected", it's easier to pull them all and get dentures.

That figure is four times higher for uneducated, poor white trash. Denture arc when?

As with doctors, she probably thinks the less you see the dentist, the better. For methheads, probably true. She has no idea regular dental visits are easier, cheaper, less traumatic. Rinse and repeat.

Teeth are also a big marker of class. You will never get a job missing front teeth. Hmm.
 
Insulin reid said:
Im sure they will have fat people dentist chairs and the like.
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While I'm sure fat-fuck shithole states like Oklahoma and Texas have fat-fuck dentist's chairs to accommodate their Patients of Size™️, I'd love to see the chair that can accommodate fat-fuck ALR's balloon-animal legs sufficiently to support her in the typical dental patient's position.

I'm not being snarky, either. I want to see this feat of human engineering that shouldn't even exist and gawk at it.

Fat fucks.
 
It occurs to me that MethMama has a plate on top and nothing on the bottom, so Amber probably thinks having teeth extracted is something she gets from her mother, like having long hair or saying “melk,” “bolth,” and “ordaments.” Here’s hoping she doesn’t decide to take after her father and develop diabetes and a mustache.
 
A chipped tooth? That’s the reason for the absence?

Come on Amber; we have Guntums here literally evading an authoritarian oppressive government and the best you could come up with is a chipped tooth?

Reminds me of a tweet from around the time Gunt moved to Kuweight that I’m gonna paraphrase :

UPDATES ON GORLWORLD:

Chantel has abandoned her pet(s) to move around the world in order to be apart of a romance/marriage scam

Amber has signed up for Weight Watchers again.

(Side note : this just more proof of how much Gunty fucked up her grift by being a vindictive narcissistic asshole and why you shouldn’t fuck with cats)
 
monet said:
Gorl what the fuck do you mean you’d rather live in excruciating pain that makes you rock back and forth than get a tooth that no one ever sees taken out? because it’s too mentally taxing??

does anyone remember if she ever complaining about her teeth hurting regularly before? it’s definitely the type of thing she would mention, her whole life is a pity party

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Fake nail grown out so far it's dangleen. DEFINITELY not seeing anyone.


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Diet Coke 4 Life said:
Got'cha, fam.

Shitty Archive:

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Oh joy, the flabby one has returned. I really have more important things to do, so I'll keep this brief.
Hi guyysss I'm baaack into intro.

Flashback to a week and a half ago to her looking like absolute shit and putting on makeup. Ixnay on the Hashimoto's, still has hyperthyroidism though (lol). Next segment of her in the living room doing nothing of importance.

Flash forward to today, and we get her explanation of the absence. Fatty chipped a tooth eating chicken strips at bingo. "Your mouthjust genuinely has a mind of its own sometimes." Fatty. Your mouth is jam packed with an absolute fuckton of nerves serving a plentitude of functions. Your own jaw is capable of crushing your teeth but it can't because your brain is keeping a tight yoke on that bitch. Anyway, lol, enjoy tooth problems, meth child. Wait, this flabby fuck just kept a bad tooth for years because wahh wahh taking a tooth out is scaawy? Incredible. Anyway she had the tooth taken out, and what follows is a long retelling of her experience that is devoid of anything interesting. Apart from her claiming she just had half a tooth for a long time? The fuck is this medieval era dental care? AND she needs a new filling?! The universe isn't telling you that you need a break from YouTube, it's telling you take better care of your teeth.

Says she'll still do livestreams and kisses us goodbye.
Lol fatty has shitty teeth, nothing will ever be a clearer indicator of her trashy nature and origins. The fact that this heifer claims to take good care of her teeth and admits to just keeping half a fucking tooth in her mouth while ALSO needing a filling in another tooth in the same breath is proof of her absolutely fucked standards. Anyway here's hoping the new non schedule will be sparse and short.
 
monet said:
does anyone remember if she ever complaining about her teeth hurting regularly before? it’s definitely the type of thing she would mention, her whole life is a pity party
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Because it's not dainty and cute like ✨Beepy Dee✨. It only points out her trash eating and poor hygiene and FAT habits.

The last time during the wifey era that her tooth explored too hard she tried to twist that into brushing too much because of OCD. Literally everything has to be a quirky mental illness and not her being a gross butter golem.
 
Every time Amber talks about her super healthy teeth, all I can think about is the rotten tooth she kept as a souvenir. She had her wisdom tooth pulled back in 2019, because according to her, the tooth was being rejected by her mouth (nasty bitch).

This thing is hollow and brown 🤢

 
Chantal was a fugitive in Kuwait, and all Amber can do is tell us about her stinky rotten teeth. Girlypop is never getting her crown back at this rate.
 
Damn she really is a marvel of medicine, having such a hulthy but big body that just keeps accumulating mess, and her mouth that just keeps rejecting her hulthy teeth out of her moon face.
 
Bipolar Tomato said:
Every time Amber talks about her super healthy teeth, all I can think about is the rotten tooth she kept as a souvenir. She had her wisdom tooth pulled back in 2019, because according to her, the tooth was being rejected by her mouth (nasty bitch).

This thing is hollow and brown 🤢

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"My teeth are really healthy and I brush them wayyy too much."

Proceeds to show disgusting rotted hollow tooth and admits that this bothered her for years and that there were exposed nerves.
This is like lying on the level of a preschooler, just blatant denial. In any case, I've seen lushes and meth addicts with better dental care, so I suppose Amber beating death speedrunners in some category is an impressive feat in her ongoing endeavour to be a pathetic failure.

Sorry if MATI, poor dental care just grosses me out like few things do.
 
Fascinated at her inclination to call incisors "small teeth" and cuspids "double teeth" (or is it "devil teeth"? Initially I thought she was saying double to refer to bicuspids, but after rewatching I think she's just an actual retard).

Denture arc can't come soon enough! She's gonna get the daintiest, most aesthetic little cup to soak it in at night.
 
owlbear_bearian said:
Fake nail grown out so far it's dangleen. DEFINITELY not seeing anyone.


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This has to be Mammalynn's nail because Amber hasn't had nails since like last year.

I was just finishing with catching up on Foodie's thread and it goes to show you how fucking boring Amber has become. She goes away for two weeks, and she comes back with twelve minutes worth of vlogs. Foodie goes away for two weeks and comes back for a six hour livestream high off her ass in a new apartment. Also Foodie has an arguably better excuse because she was getting all her shit together to move across the world again. Hamber had....a tooth ache....

With Foodie you cannot make up what she does to herself out of the sheer lunacy of it all. With Hambutt I wish she'd make shit up cause then at least we'd be able to find the lies which is much more fun than whatever the fuck she's doing now.
 
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