🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This is how everyone just looks at the greasebeast by default now.

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You know, with her being so vain and fixated on her “pretty face,” I’m surprised she hasn’t done something about the wart next to her nose. I guess she filters herself so much that she forgets that it’s there.
 
Amberlynn: 'I get recognised a lot, and a lot of people just don't believe it'

Mammalyn: 'Why don't they believe you?'

Amberlynn: 'I don't knowww-uhhh'

I don't know mammalynn, maybe because she's a compulsive liar who lies about the pettiest shit?

Her shaking that salah was ironically the most exercise she's done all month, probably took her out, hence the cut.
 
maybe a pigeon said:
You know, with her being so vain and fixated on her “pretty face,” I’m surprised she hasn’t done something about the wart next to her nose. I guess she filters herself so much that she forgets that it’s there.
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I thought that was a nose-ring for real. Wow.

Her narcissism blinds her so much that she normalizes having a wart on her face, a scratch that never heals, AND five hundred pounds of scaly alligator "muh lymphedema" skin, to the point of convincing herself that none of it is her fault.

No wonder her mother is a native wearing a Jesus shirt.
 
Of course the people in the ER recognize her from YouTube and not because she’s there several times a week. She’s probably calling the main number constantly and annoying the fuck out of the nurses who tell her the same thing every time. They’d never tell a 600 pound person not to come in. A hang nail could kill her at this size.

Love how mamalynn doesn’t miss a chance to call out our gorl. Amber goes on about being at the ER for TEN WHOLE HOURS but methmama said they were there from 4pm to Midnight (when they checked the time after eating at Denny’s). That’s 6-7 hours they spent there which is super fast for most ERs. Why lie about something so minor?

That salad is a family sized tray. JFC.
 
Her getting excited about Keemstar "wanting her" The hospital/Denny's saga. All the mother content. Scentbird not sponsored comment. Tarotlynn. WOW.

I reckon she is going to pimp her mother out to youtube for more money.
 
All this running around between the medical facilities and getting on everybody's nerves every conceivable test under the sun happens, because her PCP appointment is a month away, although Amberlynn decided she wants that GLP1 now.
 
lottalove said:
All this running around between the medical facilities and getting on everybody's nerves every conceivable test under the sun happens, because her PCP appointment is a month away, although Amberlynn decided she wants that GLP1 now.
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No way the ER told her to come back in immediately either. The ER will not give you advice over the phone. She also doesn't understand that the ER shouldn't be used in place of a pcp and is just there to make sure you aren't dying. Then she has the nerve to get pissed because they don't do what she wants them to. I don't understand why it bothers her so much, she refuses to do anything doctors tell her to do. If they gave her one pill for her supposedly elevated d-dimer and said it would fix the problem, she still wouldn't take it.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
No way the ER told her to come back in immediately either. The ER will not give you advice over the phone. She also doesn't understand that the ER shouldn't be used in place of a pcp and is just there to make sure you aren't dying. Then she has the nerve to get pissed because they don't do what she wants them to. I don't understand why it bothers her so much, she refuses to do anything doctors tell her to do. If they gave her one pill for her supposedly elevated d-dimer and said it would fix the problem, she still wouldn't take it.
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Further proof (we didn't need it already) that these fat cunts don't give a shit about their health. If she cared or was concerned that much, she'd of already had a family/primary care doctor years ago. Amber and Chantal take advtange of the ER when it suits them, and never follow up with any other appointments or health concerns and fall straight back into their addiction.
 
Amber admitted a few years back that she loves the ER because you get immediate test results unlike a pcp sometimes you have to wait a day or 2.

Also whenever Amber goes to the ER, she ALWAYS goes 2 days in a row because the first day wasn’t satisfactory enough for her. And we get these disclaimer stories of why she has to go back that most likely aren’t true.

I think Amber asked her mom to lie with her about subscribers in Dennys. The more I see of Kristine the more she seems super naive but also a liar like her daughter.I like how she approached them like a famous hero as they watched her Tik tok like “yeah that’s me”
 
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If she’s SO scared of medicine why does she still go back continuously to the ER?
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Cause in the ER the doctors and nurses apply medicines via IV, or watch you take them while offering you water or w/e, and she gets to be fussed over like a child because they think she's going to drop dead.
Plus they'll be asking her all the health related questions and she won't miss a chance to talk about her health issues and try to turn it into a trauma dumping session. "I'm having chest pain, it's 10/10 on the pain scale, btw did you know I got molested?"
If she acts like a grown up and takes her own medicines, she gets treated like a grown up and isn't praised for the most basic shit.
 
This woman is an insufferable loser who falls deeper into loserdom, but for completion here's a recent community post about her new crush, Keemstar.
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Just to make something very clear. I have never talked to Keemstar about my love life. Keemstar is the ultimate troll. It’s his full time job. If you believe everything he says, you are proving that common sense really isn't that common 🙄

This has to do with Keemstar mentioning ALR might be in a relationship. I don't really understand why people care if she's with someone or not. Do you really want to vomit more?

Accurate and relevant comments, and one optimistic one. There's no chance for a mass unsub because everyone is already unsubbed and the rest are dead accounts.
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notfoodienotbeauty said:
No way the ER told her to come back in immediately either.
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From what I recall of the original visit, they told her they didn’t find anything wrong with her (other than having a BMI of 165%). She even said they told her they checked for a clot or whatever and didn’t find anything. She had absolutely no reason to be there in the first place other than her dying from lack of attention.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
She also doesn't understand that the ER shouldn't be used in place of a pcp and is just there to make sure you aren't dying.
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Yes she does. PCPs are for poor people with time on their hands. Amberlynn is FAMOUS and IMPORTANT and very, very busy. She blocked out some time in her planner and needs to be seen now now now!
 
foundmortality said:
I am honestly surprised that Amberlynn hasn't had a full blown weed arc.
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I think she probably would have had one at one point if it was less effort to get. I live in California and it's legal but you still have to... ya know. Get up. Go to a place. Stand in a line. She can get that sketchy gas station with absolutely no effort. Whoever is getting the gas is gonna have to get out of the car ANYWAY and she's gonna ask for a snack ANYWAY and it's right by the register ANYWAY. Another point: Amber has zero rhyme or reason to why she buys things and although buying weed isn't super complicated from a dispensary knowing Amber she'd choose something based on whatever confection she likes the best and end up having a terrible time.

Edit: spelling
 
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