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🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Why is Amber sending boogie shit?
It’s hard to hear but part of her superchat says “wondering if boogie got my broom?” And he responds he did. Don’t know the context because I don’t watch lolcowlive.
It’s hard to hear but part of her superchat says “wondering if boogie got my broom?” And he responds he did. Don’t know the context because I don’t watch lolcowlive.
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She’s desperate for attention and probably wants to drum up some spekalation about being one of the lolcow queens
She’d be cooked in that setting because they’re not her audience who she can yell at and block when they’re being mean lol unlike her supposedly dainty coin purse she herself is a HUGE pussy and can’t take criticism head on
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its so fucking funny big al is trying to interact with boogie. Boogie if you don't know is probably one of the most genuinely evil and gross male lolcows. He is a serial women abuser, and is currently abusing a young woman who looks like shes 17 and he keeps her ID on him and keeps her stoned 24/7. Besides that he only ever thinks of women as being sex workers or objects and rates them like L.A 10 or Arkansas 7. All this a logging to say that big al is NOT ready for the nasty shit he's going to say to her.
edit: He also made his ex wife sign an NDA so she couldn't talk about this shit lol
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I think it's a couple of things. First, she's getting older and, in general, her health is only getting worse as time goes on. Second she is the poster child for the non-compliant patient. I doubt she finishes her antibiotic courses. She won't even take medication every day for hypertension so I doubt she takes the scripts until they are gone.
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She approaches her 40s
That’s optimistic
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy
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Keemstar is doing his thing and that things seems to be the final destination for lolcows being sent out to the farm.
Keemstar is the last pit stop before dying both in internet fame and life.
Amber wants to be on the show (at least as call in; I doubt real life) because she needs money and attention.
Her yt check is not getting any bigger or at least not growing at the same rate as her expanding waistline.
She sat on her Christopher style from The Sopranos.
“I did-dent” she mutters as she zones out, starting mindlessly at her own image on the screen. “She must of crawled under neath me for warmth ”
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Thanks. Not even six minutes, so hopefully this shoudn't take too long.
Straight into the five questions.
Q: Do you realize that wrap from chick fil a is 660 calories?
A: It's only 660 if you get it with the dressing, which our dry gorlie did not. It's apparently only 350 cals without.
Q: D you realize how proud I am for you for your last what I ate today video?
A: "Tough love doesn't work for mee" yeah ok fatty but clearly whatever it is your doing keeps you a fat fuck.
Q: How do you feel about loose skin?
A:Hated the thought of it when she was younger, but she thinks of it as a sign of strength (hence why you will never have it, for your strength could be matched to a soggy paper towel)
Q: Does eating sweets make you tired?
A: No, she never gets tired after eating.
Q: How many diet sodas do you have now versus when you didn't drink water?
A: Used to have six, daily, now just "a couple".
Checking in with her goals.
Don't weigh in daily, only on Tuesday: Success, who woulda thunk it
Work on my relationship with food: Success
Get an appointment with doctor: Success, though unfortunately it's the next month.
New Goal: Continue working on your relationship with food. Wants to choose foods that are good for her body in moments where she craves something else. Aw shit, moderation mentioned.
How her week went: Went in and out of the hospital the last 2-3 days and now she's just so exhausted and she had so much anxiedee and worry etc. Apparently her mom was worried too. Normally she'd turn to food, but she says she's using this to be more conscious about what she eats. She's just sooo much better when she's not counting calories u guise! New weight is 513.0, in other words, still fucking fat. Has apparently been prescribed some inflammation medicine.
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Q: Do you realize that wrap from chick fil a is 660 calories?
A: It's only 660 if you get it with the dressing, which our dry gorlie did not. It's apparently only 350 cals without.
Q: D you realize how proud I am for you for your last what I ate today video?
A: "Tough love doesn't work for mee" yeah ok fatty but clearly whatever it is your doing keeps you a fat fuck.
Q: How do you feel about loose skin?
A:Hated the thought of it when she was younger, but she thinks of it as a sign of strength (hence why you will never have it, for your strength could be matched to a soggy paper towel)
Q: Does eating sweets make you tired?
A: No, she never gets tired after eating.
Q: How many diet sodas do you have now versus when you didn't drink water?
A: Used to have six, daily, now just "a couple".
Checking in with her goals.
Don't weigh in daily, only on Tuesday: Success, who woulda thunk it
Work on my relationship with food: Success
Get an appointment with doctor: Success, though unfortunately it's the next month.
New Goal: Continue working on your relationship with food. Wants to choose foods that are good for her body in moments where she craves something else. Aw shit, moderation mentioned.
How her week went: Went in and out of the hospital the last 2-3 days and now she's just so exhausted and she had so much anxiedee and worry etc. Apparently her mom was worried too. Normally she'd turn to food, but she says she's using this to be more conscious about what she eats. She's just sooo much better when she's not counting calories u guise! New weight is 513.0, in other words, still fucking fat. Has apparently been prescribed some inflammation medicine.
End.
And thanks to you too.
Straight into the first segment, after posteditinglynn tells us she forgot to do her eyebrows.
Segment 1: Sweet & Sour
Windows96_: I feel sorry for your mother, Amber (5 hearts)
A: She doesn't
BlameLoki: Amber has at least 100 pounds on foodie (0 hearts)
A: Yes she does
bampajangs2344: that's crazy for you to say considering you have a filter on and still look busted as fuck
(2 hearts)
A: Has no filter on, she just looks busted naturally
MJ4lifecalifornia: Love you amberlynn(1 heart)
A: I love you too.
DarkHumor42: They didn't open the flood gates, YOU DID by talking about them for years. You're so stooooopid!! (19 hearts)
A: Establishes a timeline and shows some screenshots and an excerpt from an older video and...whoa holy shit
Weight gain success achieved.Anyway, all the instances she shows of her talking about her are just in response to Becky talking about her or her adressing what people are telling her.
Segment 2: Sippin' Communitea
Q: You had a chick fil a cup in ast night's live, you truly don't give a crap, never come on again here crying.
A: She gets a fountain drink almost every day because she loves her eyes. "Chick fil a isn't gonna be the thing that makes me gain weight"
Q: Asking why she doesn't ask Momma to take her to the park so they can walk laps, seeing as how it'd be content her viewers can get behind and better than "what I pretend to eat in a day".
A: Thinks it's a great idea at first, but ten dismisses it altogether bc of the snide remark.
Q: Did they check your heart enzymes at the hospital? That's how I found out I head heart issues.
A: Yes, they did all the labs, but found nothing out of the ordinary with her heart.
Segment 3: The Lynnterview
Q: There's a rumor you're quitting YouTube. This true?
A: No.
Q: What do you think the future of your channel will look like?
A: Basically "I hope my hate will lower and my love will higher"
Q: What's something in your life that brings you joy even during all this stress? (imma predict furbabies)
A: Pets, LAYGOES, some app called harbour gossip(?), having YouTube and Podcasts on in the background, having her mom in her life
She doesn't play answer the next one, apparently it's offensive.
Q: What keeps you motivated? What's your work ethic?
A: When she has an actual job (so...around 10 years ago then?) she shows up on time (didn't you also abscond to the shitter a lot to play on your phone?), what keeps her posting is all the support she gets and she needs money
Q: Do you still dream of moving to Seattle?
A: No, describes that ambition as a previous "era".
Q: Asker butters her up a bit, and then asks if they could be friends and if she ever considered gastric bypass surgery (oh you sweet summer child).
A: Regarding the first question, she can't trust people in that way anymore. Regarding the second, she says she almost got it a couple years ago but slipped as she was going through a break-up.
Segment 4: Tea or Tale
R: Eating protein will make Amberlynn gain weight.
A: Says that protein will not cause weight gain, what causes weight gain is excess calories, which can be from carbs, fat or protein.
R: Amberlynn is a narcissist and that is why she buys her mom gifts.
A: Says gift giving is her love language, loves seeing other people happy.
R: Amber hand picks her oracle cards.
A: No, "the universe would be mad at me".
Segment 5: Bad Choices
Q: Do you like dirty talk during sex?
A: Yes, a lot.
Q: Would you break up with your partner if you caught them cheating?
A: Yes.
Q: In your lifetime, have you sent or received more than 10 different dick pics?
A: Yes, unsolicited.
Q: If your partner eats food off of someone's naked body, is that cheating?
A: Yes, says that falls under "micro-cheating"
Q: Would you pose as a nude model for an art class?
A: Big no.
End of this video. Kissy outro bye.
Segment 1: Sweet & Sour
Windows96_: I feel sorry for your mother, Amber (5 hearts)
A: She doesn't
BlameLoki: Amber has at least 100 pounds on foodie (0 hearts)
A: Yes she does
bampajangs2344: that's crazy for you to say considering you have a filter on and still look busted as fuck
(2 hearts)A: Has no filter on, she just looks busted naturally
MJ4lifecalifornia: Love you amberlynn
(1 heart)A: I love you too.
DarkHumor42: They didn't open the flood gates, YOU DID by talking about them for years. You're so stooooopid!! (19 hearts)
A: Establishes a timeline and shows some screenshots and an excerpt from an older video and...whoa holy shit
Weight gain success achieved.
Segment 2: Sippin' Communitea
Q: You had a chick fil a cup in ast night's live, you truly don't give a crap, never come on again here crying.
A: She gets a fountain drink almost every day because she loves her eyes. "Chick fil a isn't gonna be the thing that makes me gain weight"
Q: Asking why she doesn't ask Momma to take her to the park so they can walk laps, seeing as how it'd be content her viewers can get behind and better than "what I pretend to eat in a day".
A: Thinks it's a great idea at first, but ten dismisses it altogether bc of the snide remark.
Q: Did they check your heart enzymes at the hospital? That's how I found out I head heart issues.
A: Yes, they did all the labs, but found nothing out of the ordinary with her heart.
Segment 3: The Lynnterview
Q: There's a rumor you're quitting YouTube. This true?
A: No.
Q: What do you think the future of your channel will look like?
A: Basically "I hope my hate will lower and my love will higher"
Q: What's something in your life that brings you joy even during all this stress? (imma predict furbabies)
A: Pets, LAYGOES, some app called harbour gossip(?), having YouTube and Podcasts on in the background, having her mom in her life
She doesn't play answer the next one, apparently it's offensive.
Q: What keeps you motivated? What's your work ethic?
A: When she has an actual job (so...around 10 years ago then?) she shows up on time (didn't you also abscond to the shitter a lot to play on your phone?), what keeps her posting is all the support she gets and she needs money
Q: Do you still dream of moving to Seattle?
A: No, describes that ambition as a previous "era".
Q: Asker butters her up a bit, and then asks if they could be friends and if she ever considered gastric bypass surgery (oh you sweet summer child).
A: Regarding the first question, she can't trust people in that way anymore. Regarding the second, she says she almost got it a couple years ago but slipped as she was going through a break-up.
Segment 4: Tea or Tale
R: Eating protein will make Amberlynn gain weight.
A: Says that protein will not cause weight gain, what causes weight gain is excess calories, which can be from carbs, fat or protein.
R: Amberlynn is a narcissist and that is why she buys her mom gifts.
A: Says gift giving is her love language, loves seeing other people happy.
R: Amber hand picks her oracle cards.
A: No, "the universe would be mad at me".
Segment 5: Bad Choices
Q: Do you like dirty talk during sex?
A: Yes, a lot.
Q: Would you break up with your partner if you caught them cheating?
A: Yes.
Q: In your lifetime, have you sent or received more than 10 different dick pics?
A: Yes, unsolicited.
Q: If your partner eats food off of someone's naked body, is that cheating?
A: Yes, says that falls under "micro-cheating"
Q: Would you pose as a nude model for an art class?
A: Big no.
End of this video. Kissy outro bye.
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Last ditch attempt at relevancy now that her channel is in it's death throes.
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Yes, from 9 days ago. Not easy to see since Amber takes up so much of the video real estate, but the dog is alive and fatter than ever.
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Yaaaaaas, get that feeder coin Amber! Every other shot is her eaaaaaaaateeeeeen or pointeeeeeeeeeeeen at food 
She's not even being subtle about it! Is Emily Franz back on the scene?
Fuck me gorlipop is looking daintier than ever!
She's not even being subtle about it! Is Emily Franz back on the scene?Fuck me gorlipop is looking daintier than ever!
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I screamed.
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- Jan 13, 2025
Twonks looks like she hasn’t been walked in months…and here I was thinking mamalynn would take her out since she knows this animal abusing cunt won’t. Let’s play a game, how many dirty piss pads does Amber have in her apartment at any given time? Bonus points for guessing how many times twonks has went on the carpet because all of the pee pads were already dirty
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There's no way she can squat either so I think she just lets it all roll out.
Oh wait you mean the pets.
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- Oct 4, 2020
She has literally claimed over and over she'll just throw out her pets litter boxes and buy new ones... She's so close to becoming a full-fledged horrorcow it isn't even funny.
Holy T_Rex
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