🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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“I’m not doing it for vanity reasons, I’m not doing it for shallow reasons, I’m not doing it for my looks. I’m doing it for my health.”

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Girl you are not doing it
 
pistolwhipped said:
“I’m not doing it for vanity reasons, I’m not doing it for shallow reasons, I’m not doing it for my looks. I’m doing it for my health.”

Girl you are not doing it
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This is surprisingly close to a Drachenlord quote, it is nonsense in almost thr same way:

Do you motorbike to appear cool?

"I do not motorbike to appear cool, but because I enjoy it.

That being said, I do not motorbike"

Well other than Amberlynn he also said that last part
 
Data Dynamo 658 said:
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diabetes results & unexpected unfortunate diagnosis weigh in ep. 9 - Amberlynn Reid (480p, h2...mp4
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For lidurally the hundredth time: hypothyroidism is responsible for perhaps a twenty pound difference between a a normie and someone with an underactive thyroid. It does not make you gain an extra four hundred pounds.

For a non deathfat person with hypothyroidism, this weight gain can be negated by cutting around two hundred calories from your daily intake. That's 2-3 bites less than you would normally eat at three meals per day. That's all it takes.

But God forbid Amber cut two hundred calories from her 3500 calories per day "goal".
 
Calories said:
Why is she testing for HIV and Hep C? Is she using dirty needles?
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No, but her skin is splitting like an overstuffed sausage on the grill, so it makes sense they would test for bloodborne illnesses because she's covered in cracks, filthy, and has alllll the sex you guys.
 
"I have the very theeng that makes you gain weight" yeh being a lazy bag of cooking oil who spends most of her waking hours sitting on her shelf eating thousands of calories of fassfeuuuuuwd on the daily will do that to a gorl.
 
Calories said:
Why is she testing for HIV and Hep C? Is she using dirty needles?
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Amber spends 80% of her time with a toothless tweaker. Either she doesn’t know that these diseases are only transmitted through bodily fluids, or our paranoid and health conscious queen is just being overly cautious.

+who.cares+ said:
She can afford Zepbound.
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Yeah and she could definitely afford it if she cut out the $1000/week she spends on uber eats. How many fucking times are we gonna do this GLP-1 thing? A couple more years of this and her number of GLP-1 attempts might actually begin to rival her WW attempts. It’s serious this time though guys. YOU don’t understand, she needs this to save her life.
 
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Our gorl lurrrves herself a good diagnosis.

Unfortunately, she does not love taking her medz. Or seeing specialists more than once. This'll be fun.
 
Oh so we finally dropped the act on diabetes? I absolutely have to see this when I get back home tomorrow.

She absolutely staunchly denied it before because diabetes is certifiably NOT dainty via its association with fat fugliness, but I suppose something had to give for the current step of the cycle in which she renounces any notion of giving a shit.

ETA: Also did not expect HIV to suddenly enter the picture. Would be some divine comedy shit if this sexless creature somehow caught AIDS.

ETA2: Turns out I'm too sleep deprived to read posts, sadly no diabetes.
 
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w4vy_gr4vy said:
"I have the very theeng that makes you gain weight" yeh being a lazy bag of cooking oil who spends most of her waking hours sitting on her shelf eating thousands of calories of fassfeuuuuuwd on the daily will do that to a gorl.
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She says the same thing about her supposed lympadema and lipodema. Now she has three things to use as an excuse.
 
Amboar bragging that she isn't diabetic because she's 0.1 A1C unit away from being classified as diabetic is the kind of de-lu-lu gorlie type deal that I keep up with this bitch for, that actually got a good laugh. Also fuck hambie for blaming mamalynn over herself wanting to binge the night away at Denny's after being discharged twice from the hospital over bullshit while thinking it's a clot.
 
These are her final months, I have zero doubt. She’s going to celebrate the new diagnosis by doing what she always does; making piss poor choices and blaming the consequences on “muh thyroid”. But I think cancer will take her long before the weight does. There’s a look people who have cancer get, it’s a hollow-eyed pallor that once you recognize, it’s easy to see. She’s had it for the last 6 months.
 
multiverse said:
For lidurally the hundredth time: hypothyroidism is responsible for perhaps a twenty pound difference between a a normie and someone with an underactive thyroid. It does not make you gain an extra four hundred pounds.
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I got a acquired hypothyroidism diagnosis about two years ago. I've also got a really sweet tooth. I'm about twenty eight pounds over my ideal weight.
 
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