🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Other reasons D dimers can be elevated is infections like cellulitis and sepsis…

She probably told them that she just got over cellulitis and they connected the dots with the rest of her results.

And you know what Amber? Unless you walked out that ER and once you got home started contacting ED programs, a therapist and a lymphedema specialist, than you aren’t truly scared.
Kinda seems like it's not a good thing to be obese, eating an inflammatory diet, and growing infected ankleballs.

If obesity, inflammation and infection interferes with analyzing soft endpoints like D-dimer, this may lead people (and herself) to brush it off just by looking at her, which may lead to hard endpoints like The Deadsies.
 
Things like this usually happen in threes.
People talk about older people such as older celebrities dying close together in the colder months because of diseases going around during that time period, like flus and colds.

It would be morbidly amusing to witness the same happen with younger anachans and deathfats, because of the hotter temperatures putting more exertion on their bodies.
 
Not just that. She claimed her lung collapsed. Can’t remember what it actually was, but does it really matter? She twists and lies about everything, and is a 500 pound middle aged woman whose body is rapidly falling apart.
There were big parts of the Wipey Era that I missed because she was so damn boring.

I didn't know that she said her lung had collapsed.

I know and have seen people with a collapsed lung. It's SERIOUS when that happens, and you get hooked up to several tubes when it happens. No way does a doctor send you home once they find a collapsed lung ... lol. That's immediate hospitalization and a very likely ICU stay, even.

This bitch, I swear. She's both stupid and manipulative, and she relies on everyone being stupid too.
 
That's immediate hospitalization and a very likely ICU stay, even
You are correct. A collapsed lung (pneumothorax) is treated with a chest tube, which like it's name is a tube that is inserted directly in to your lung via an incision in the skin. It's an emergency procedure usually done either in the ER or ICU. She would definitely have been admitted to the ICU had she had a chest tube. She's full of shit.
 
You are correct. A collapsed lung (pneumothorax) is treated with a chest tube, which like it's name is a tube that is inserted directly in to your lung via an incision in the skin. It's an emergency procedure usually done either in the ER or ICU. She would definitely have been admitted to the ICU had she had a chest tube. She's full of shit.
I've seen this first hand.

It's traumatizing enough to witness ... The hospitals give patients drugs so that they forget getting literally stabbed in the side and have a tube inserted into the hole. Collapsed lungs are such an immediate emergency that there's no time and too big of a risk for anesthesia, so the patients most of the time are very much awake and feel what is being done to them.

And some people even need to be put on ventilators on top of that.

Seriously though: If one of Amber's lungs collapses, she's done for. If she can't walk for long when her lungs are "good," then there's no way in hell she'd be able to walk around with a collapsed lung. She'd need tons of help to get her out of her apartment, and if she somehow made it to the hospital alive, the emergency procedure would be complicated due to her size.

She is, indeed, completely full of shit, and she thinks the people who watch her are stupid.
 
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I remember they found out it wasn’t a collapsed lung, but that she had a nodule and then she spiraled and hinted at her having cancer again. Didn’t stop her from vaping though.

I also remember she said her lung pain was 10/10, but had enough strength to walk around target and dollar tree smiling with Jade.
 
Lol
I believe Amber said/meant she had atelectasis which is where a part of the lung collapses, not a pneumothorax, but she couldn't pronounce either of them anyway 😂
We've had scabitha around for so long amber can claim her as a dependent on her taxes. Theres no way amber would have had anything close to that and recovered enough to keep vaping and waddling around at her current speed idk how she even thought this was possible to lie about with a straight face.

I remember they found out it wasn’t a collapsed lung, but that she had a nodule and then she spiraled and hinted at her having cancer again. Didn’t stop her from vaping though.

I also remember she said her lung pain was 10/10, but had enough strength to walk around target and dollar tree smiling with Jade.
Amber's pain scale is like from 1 to drinking a glass of milk.
 
Lol

We've had scabitha around for so long amber can claim her as a dependent on her taxes. Theres no way amber would have had anything close to that and recovered enough to keep vaping and waddling around at her current speed idk how she even thought this was possible to lie about with a straight face.


Amber's pain scale is like from 1 to drinking a glass of milk.

Pain is a relative thing for Amber.

Did she also have kidney stones, relatively large ones?

I dunno how she can pass those suckers with ease yet freaks out over some chest pains.

Edit - off topic question but does anyone else have problems getting in to Eugenia Cooney as a cow? I dunno; seeing someone that skinny is just too much for me.

Give me ur fatties, ur lushes, the junkies and fiends but please, for my own sake, be at least a skinny fat.

Larson is the cut off.
 
Pain is a relative thing for Amber.

Did she also have kidney stones, relatively large ones?

I dunno how she can pass those suckers with ease yet freaks out over some chest pains.

Edit - off topic question but does anyone else have problems getting in to Eugenia Cooney as a cow? I dunno; seeing someone that skinny is just too much for me.

Give me ur fatties, ur lushes, the junkies and fiends but please, for my own sake, be at least a skinny fat.

Larson is the cut off.
I think because in her hick fat brain a heart attack is what’s gonna take her out.
It probably is but my running theory is that’s why chest pain gives her what seems to be at least slight genuine fear, whereas literal cancer is fine cos she can just like, get it cut out you guise.
She knows if she gets the old elephant sitting on her chest feeling, she ain’t gonna get help in time, or whoever gets there is not gonna be able to do much except attempt to pump at her chest fat.
 
Tough love doesn't work on her you guys. It makes her rebel and eat more. Only soft love works which explains why she's still a svelt 3000 pounds.

Jesus this bitch.

They gave her "inflammation medicine" which is obviously prednisone. She doesn't see the point of takeeng "inflammation medicine" for only a week if her "inflammation" will just come back.
 
Not just that. She claimed her lung collapsed. Can’t remember what it actually was, but does it really matter? She twists and lies about everything, and is a 500 pound middle aged woman whose body is rapidly falling apart.
Pneumonia.

Summer(ish) 2022. After her "dangleen ankle", she started complaining about a sharp pain in her chest when she tried to breathe, along with wheezing and coughing. The ER noted consolidation in the base of one lung (not a surprise, as she's 500+ lbs and immobile; I doubt she ever breathes all the way down to the bases of her lungs so stuff would absolutely get stuck there). The ER doc suspected pneumonia and gave her antibiotics while checking other things just in case (again, because she's over 500+lbs). That wasn't enough for Ambo, so she wailed about it online for a week or so, and even supposedly got her PCP involved. Amber told us that her PCP looked at the Xray and said she had a COLLAPSED LUNG. Now, it was probably a partial collapse in the base where the consolidation was - as atelectasis can absolutely occur with pneumonia (like I said before, she never breathes all the way down to her lung bases, so having the bottom little crud-filled bit collapse would technically be a partial collapse, but wouldn't actually incapacitate her - it's just her embellishing things to sound worse than they are). It's also a possibility that her PCP THOUGHT she saw a partial collapse, but misdiagnosed it because Amber has hundreds of pounds of visceral fat contorting her organs - which would make her scans look wonky.

Anyway, then Amber was worried that it was a nodule or something, and then that it might have been cancer. Ambo got herself so confused from trying to play Dr Lynn Medicine Woman instead of just letting the professionals do their job (and focusing on her only job in this - eat less and lose weight), that she even went so far as to make a complaint to the hospital about the inadequacy of the care she had received in the ER.

During all of her wailing about how unfair it was for all of this to be happening when she was FINALLY trying to take care of her health, it inconvienently healed with the antibiotics given to her from the FIRST ER visit. And that, of course, caused Ambo to drop that story arc faster than a plate of broiled chicken and broccoli.

I know and have seen people with a collapsed lung. It's SERIOUS when that happens, and you get hooked up to several tubes when it happens. No way does a doctor send you home once they find a collapsed lung ... lol. That's immediate hospitalization and a very likely ICU stay, even.
It's possible that it was a partial collapse. If you develop an infection in the base of your lung (where they can often start due to gravity pulling guck down there), it IS possible for you to develop a collapse JUST in that small area. In that case, the symptoms might not be that much worse than just the consolidation - as that tissue can't function normally anyway. So it could have been possible that she had a partial collaspse, which wouldn't necessarily cause a pneumothorax or require a chest tube. It would have healed on it's own once the infection cleared up. It's also possible that her PCP never said anything at all to her about any type of collapse, and Ambo added that part to embellish her story (like she ALWAYS does).



Funny, at the end of Monday's video she claimed that that she was crying in the ER and asked the staff if she could even fit into the CT scanner. But Ambo, if you've been getting all of your post-cancer CT scans like you've been insisting that you have been, why would you need to ask if you fit in the scanner?....

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From the new video, Amber says
"And honestly, seeing my mom as stressed out as she has been because she's been worrying about me makes me feel really, really bad" *chortles and dupers delight smile*

Normally, this would make her eat even worse, but since she's been seeing how worried her mother is, it's caused Amber to.... "continue to not make the greatest choices". It's a learning curve, you guize! You can't expect her to count EVERY calorie she eats!
 
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prescribed a new medicine after in and out of hospital | weigh in ep. 8​

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How does she become more smug and detestable with every vuh-lawg? She really is absolutely fucking pathetic.


"For this week I want to work on my relationship with fuhooood" Girl shut the fuck up cutting down your sodies to three a day (doubt) and smugly pouting about what a healthy queen you are for ordering a chicken wrap without sauce (what happened to the take out embargo?) does not work when you are a 500 el bee behemoth.
 
This stupid cunt pisses me off with her wasting of ERs time. Just so she can complain they didn't do enough, weren't smart enough, aren't fast enough and then she refuses to take the medication she is "subscribed". She really has to be the most special person ever.
And fuck off with that "contamination ocd" since when? You can't eat leftovers, because it's out of the fridge too long, but sure eating delivery from Uber eats, when God knows who touched that, three or four fucking times a day, that is fine. I can't stand this bitch.
 
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