🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Incredibly petty, but I absolutely hate how she calls what she eats through the day "meals,". I know that's what they're called, it's just how she sounds saying it.
 
Hamber saying she prefers the company of younger people and the whole “arrested development” and how she likes having it raises red flags for me and gives some validation to the Pedolynn speculation. She might like younger people because they’re easier to manipulate but coupled with past actions (Libby, defending pedos, the IG account with potential borderline CSAM she followed), I’m starting to seriously wonder…

Also, it’s obvious that she’s either back with Emily or found a new Feeder. Both of which would be hilarious.

ETA: The telltale sign for me that she's either back with Justin Feeder or found a new mark is her saying that she was happiest at about 410lbs-ish and if she could be that size and hulthy, she would stay that fat. No one in their right mind would say something absurd like that... unless they were a feedee in a relationship with a feeder or trying to flirt with one.
 
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Can’t name a pet Lego Amber! You got this whole naming your pets after food thing that you can’t fuck with!

Name the new victim Lasagna. Better yet, get an orange cat and name him Lasagna then you could live out your life’s goal of being the morbidly obese, shut in lesbian version of John Arbuckle.

Also in regards to Amber’s abuse as a child, I call cap.

Memories are a very fluid thing and Amber has been known to embellish stories in order to get attention.

Did her junkie parents have her around other junkies who gawked like the white trash they are? Problably.

Did any of them get near big Stinky to anything??? FUCK NO
 
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Here's a local archive. After reviewing the video she is really, really fat. She def in gaineeeeen mode. Also I think she's getting increasingly pissed off that no one wants to have a back and forth with her. Her ability to become increasingly insufferable is impressive however.
If you take some liberties and do some cropping, you can actually find some truth in her videos.
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Hayduraide said:
Anyway, back to Amber. I believe she thinks Twinkie doesn't have much longer to live (or maybe Wasabi recently explored too hard) and is already planning a new pet.
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Oh dear God please no. Amber shouldn't be allowed to have pets. I just hope that when Twinkie and Wasabi eventually pass away she'll be too obese and immobile to even be able to physically go get herself a pet. Or, you know, she could just die before the pets, that would also be an option that works for me.
 
In this video she did make some timeline about Becky telling her not to talk about her, yet Becky not stopping talking about ALR. She claims that between these September messages and two years later, she did not speak about Necky. But then

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She also shared these screenshots of comments she made on a Becky live chat in Jan 2025. I wonder if she took the screenshots herself.

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And she claims it was after this Becky "went ham" and made a lot of videos on her, because Becky was "ready to pounce" if ALR finally said something back.
 
Calories said:
And she claims it was after this Becky "went ham" and made a lot of videos on her, because Becky was "ready to pounce" if ALR finally said something back.
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Her timeline is stupid because she leaves out Instagram. It was her question and answer Instagram sessions on the shitter where she was talking the most about Becky. That is where she would vague post about her seething hatred for the neckster. It's how she thinks she's "right" because she didn't talk about her in YouTube videos. She is a retard and a deceiver. Correct me if I'm wrong but I am pretty sure she got her ass dumped by the hulking black shotputter, then Becky got with the danger hair girl (and found danger!). At this point Amber would seethe on Instagram about Becky. She probably did before too, but this is the hole in her timeline that I am currently remembering.
 
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She also shared these screenshots of comments she made on a Becky live chat in Jan 2025. I wonder if she took the screenshots herself.

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Is boss babe LardAssLynn trying to blame her asshole behavior towards Becky over money on Jade Francis of New York?
Is Fatty trying to stir shit so Jade Francis will respond and start people talking again?
Give up and fade into obscurity Amber. No one likes you.
 
Calories said:
In this video she did make some timeline about Becky telling her not to talk about her, yet Becky not stopping talking about ALR. She claims that between these September messages and two years later, she did not speak about Necky. But then

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She also shared these screenshots of comments she made on a Becky live chat in Jan 2025. I wonder if she took the screenshots herself.

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And she claims it was after this Becky "went ham" and made a lot of videos on her, because Becky was "ready to pounce" if ALR finally said something back.
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I'm not sure what Raglynn thought she was trying to prove with this shite, but if since she compulsively F5s this thread: Amber. talking about someone on social media is still talking about them. Just because you're not on camera forming words with your n shaped mouth doesn't mean you've been silenced. Clips of you from 2022 declaring that you will Never Ever Ever Talk About Becky Again doesn't prove shit.
 
Hayduraide said:
This made it sound like Birkenhead is on the other side of the country, but the distance between Durham and Birkenhead is 180 kilometers, or 112 miles.
I still can't prove or disprove it's him. I want to believe it's not him. But I honestly can't rule him out, either. It isn't outside the realm of possibility someone can move 180km away for a job.
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That's still a long way for a Brit. Most people aren't willing to drive more than 20 minutes to their destination. Families will consider relatives 'too far away' if they're more than 30 minutes away.
iirc one study in the UK said that most people don't move more than 5 miles from their previous home, and from my experience it's mostly true, at least among the working class.

While not impossible, it would be very unusual for a Brit to move that far for a job or anything short of marriage. If he was a nurse or teacher it would be even less likely that he would need to move more than 10-20 miles.

Anyway; Amber being smug about taking her Mom 'out to eat', when it was just fast food that they get all the time. Is it beyond this bitch to go to an actual restaurant and order some decent food for once?

Her claims about not responding to 'tough love' are also garbage. Krystle's parents locked the food away and she lost weight, they told her to get a job or go to college, so she went to college. The only time anyone showed her tough love, she has benefitted. Not that I think she actually did any of the work at college, but she still had to drag her ass outside for a while.
'Soft love' just seems to mean 'spineless' and it just adds to the list of red flags that she's openly saying she wants someone who won't stand up for themselves.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
The reactor to lolcow pipeline is very real and happens time and time again. The worst thing Gorlworld did to Mr Snowflake was treat him like a sex god for being vaguely normal looking rather than some anorexic screeching twink faggot. (Though he is definitely some flavour of gay)
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Watch Pulpys stream everytime Snowflake enters his chat, he blushes like a fucking faggot, well he is but anyway.

Damn, Amber is so boring we're derailing this thread about some northern twat in the UK.

I have a question about Ambers legs and her ankles, how much will they worsen as she approaches her 40s? Do you think it's possible she'll become completely bedbound due to them at some point?
 
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I have a question about Ambers legs and her ankles, how much will they worsen as she approaches her 40s? Do you think it's possible she'll become completely bedbound due to them at some point?
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I'm not a doctor nor I play on on TV but I don't think her legs are going to be the direct problem for her eventually becoming immobile. A lot of the people from My 600 Pound Life where their legs are the issue is usually because of lypmh issues having them retain water in ther legs to where they become so swollen that moving them is problematic. From the few times that Amber has shown her body, she does had giant legs but she gains a lot of her weight in her torso and her shelf ass. And unlike the TV people whose legs are usually so gross with growths and sores and lesions, she still wears pants. So I do absolutely believe that she's gonna be bed bound but I think the cause will be that she physically won't be able to carry her weight before her legs getting too swollen to move them.
 
-Jack- said:
I have a question about Ambers legs and her ankles, how much will they worsen as she approaches her 40s? Do you think it's possible she'll become completely bedbound due to them at some point?
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Mattress-on-the-floor-bound-again surely. Remember that according to Ms Gorl her legs are like "two big cements" and make up at least 200 el bees of her dainty body? Can she even swing her legs around well enough to get into a bed?
 
General Woundwort said:
'Soft love' just seems to mean 'spineless' and it just adds to the list of red flags that she's openly saying she wants someone who won't stand up for themselves.
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Of course she hates tough love. Alas, tough love requires someone to CARE about you enough to detach with love.

Ex: Methmom refusing to taxi her offspring, in the interest of her middled-aged daughter gaining independence, and refer her to the BMV. But it's easier to ferry her. Just this once.

Soft love is, Boo Boo eat this cake. Have some more pasta. Go rest your swollen feet. I love to see you happy.

Also, in the Beck Silenced Me video (Snort!): a nice retrofit of why she didn't get bariatric surgery in the JFONY era. I was anticipating a breakup! Naw, bitch, ya got fired.

ETA: Clarity
 
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I still don’t understand how she used to swim in shit lake water while never showering and not get cellulitis hardly but the last few years she gets it almost every 2 months.
 
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