🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Personally I don’t think she is that far along.
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Neither do I. But that picture illustrates how deep in denial Amber is. She’s working so hard to be like other influencers and vloggers, but we’re watching her for the freak show. PERIODT.

She doesn’t do anything interesting, or basically anything at all. Every single thing she’s done on YouTube has been copying someone else, which, OK, that’s how memes work. BUT SHE’S SO BAD AT IT.

Trying to be a beauty guru when sh’e terrible at makeup and has been using the same three products for a decade. Trying to be a fashion vlogger when she’s sizing out of Torrid, wears black pants to cover her legs, can’t find a bra that fits, and has to wear flats all the time because ankleballs. Trying to be a cooking guru when she just keeps pouring more canned ingredients into the rapidly boiling pot of sodium. Trying to be a lifestyle guru as she reorganizes her Wommart earreens or rearranges her shelf of dollar store body sprays.

Meanwhile we all know that she never bathes, wipes her ass on the bathroom counter, eats fast food every chance she gets, gets cellulitis the way you or I catch a cold, makes Twinkie use pee pads (and probably uses them herself, because she can barely hurple to the toilet from her couch) and her so called “love life” consists of phone sex with people she’s never met IRL.

But she’s just a quirky, chubby girly pop! Yeah, Amber. Keep telling yourself that.
 
Third Kiwi Account said:
There's no way she can shave her legs... So what happens to all the hair?
I imagine the hair follicles become spaced out as the skin stretches..... So does that mean there are long straggly uneven hairs everywhere?
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Sparse to no hair. In her fetid pits, leaking layyyyyyyyyyygsss, and her especially fetid, Eldritch coin slot. A combination of piss poor circulation, rubbing, and no exposure to air.
 
Amber is so boring, we have been reduced to talking about her ankle ball folds, her Eldritch coin slot, and whether she has hair on her legs or not. Emily really was as good as it got for Hambo for awhile.
 
KittiestKitty said:
Because she has such poor circulation in her legs, I doubt she really has much hair at all that grows on them. You need a working circulatory and lymphatic system for healthy hair growth. I noticed on M6PL a lot of them don't have hair on their legs I assume because of their very poor circulation preventing healthy hair growth. I notice the same in people I know IRL that are bigger.
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Amber is fully aware of the state of her legs. Still, with the exception of one visit to a specialist, she has done nothing to manage them. She is more concerned with her thinning hair than her legs.
 
Today we are treated with a 4:44 minute long video.

two awful days of eating | what i ate today ep. 5​



 
Even more 8008135 said:
Well, she can't buy 6XL yoga pants to cover her hair, so ....
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Exactly.
It’s like she thinks that shrouding her gargantuan elephant legs in cheap black material means out of sight, out of mind.
I’m guaranteeing you it’s the first thing people notice about you, Amber, because those legs are absolutely horrifying in or out of leggings.
Her hair should be the least of her concerns right now.
 
Calories said:
Today we are treated with a 4:44 minute long video.

two awful days of eating | what i ate today ep. 5​


https://youtube.com/watch?v=Si5P5mdatFw
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Wow that’s probably the most honest in a long time in regards to what she actually eats.

As you guess, slop of various forms all chased either bottled water or Gatorade. Not a single fresh vegetable outside of maybe an onion. And of course. The Sweet, which alone is over 1000 calories.

This bitch is not serious about losing (duh) and this is all for show. Maybe it’s an attempt to catch other feeder or maybe she just tired of lying. Who knows?

What I know is that she is fat. So fat that you can’t see her wrists.

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Now I know it’s uncouth to compare oneself to a cow but I implore anyone in this thread that has a pill bottle of this size to hold in the fashion that Amber is holding hers.

Can you see your wrists? Tendons maybe? Then thank god you are not as fat as Amber because GOD DAMN THIS BISH BE FAT!
 
Calories said:
Today we are treated with a 4:44 minute long video.

two awful days of eating | what i ate today ep. 5​


https://youtube.com/watch?v=Si5P5mdatFw
fat.mp4
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Thanks. Alright fellas, Cryptid got stuck with the Sunday shift, so I'm gonna do this reecap while nothing is fucking happening (most times on a Sunday). This one'll be done from my phone so sorry if the formatting is gonna be a bit weird.

We almost immediately open up to fatty reminding us that she used to weigh 572.4lbs and how much better what she ate today was when compared to way back when, setting the stage rather nicely. Video's gonna be shorter because she's feeling down which could be a side effect of her antibiotics, and I've never rooted for cellulitis more now that it's lessened my workload.

First meal, two monterey burritos, water, four butter cookies. Next meal, pasta with shredded chicken, seasoneen and parmesan, washed down with a Gatorade Zero. Adds on that she had a second bowl a couple hours later.

Later got a Large Diet Coke, 12pc grilled chicken (supposedly she only ate 9) and a small Mac N Cheese from, all from Chick Fil-A. Also a chocolate chip cookie. Also drank her second amd third bottle of water.

Next day. Two more of those preprocessed burritos, and her first water. Before she went out she had a lime lemon gatorade and a water bottle. At bingo, she had a diet coke, a cheeseburger, some sidewinders and ranch. Back home, she had an almond joy and her third water bottle.

Food for Thought time:
1. What would you improve about today's food intake, in anything?
Wishes she would have made healthier choices.
2. Was there a moment you were about to fall off track but you stopped yourself?
Says she was under the limit, but doesn't know if she should consider herself on track because of her poor choices. There were several times she thought about stopping counting calories.
3. Was today a successful day for you? Why or why not?
She was successful in counting calories but not with her choices. Overall, no.
The End.
Honestly decent video, if only because it was kept as brief as a video like this ought to, and because it was mostly void of gorlisms like hecticana. MVP are the bacteria infecting Hamber.

Anyway, what did I give this streaming schedule, 2-3 months? With week 6 coming up, if cellulitis keeps up the pace, we might yet see this schedule fa within time. The pool of questions for her QnA videos has also already mostly dried up, so I can't wait for the video this week to just be the same shit again.
 
Hot CILF in your area said:
. At bingo, she had a diet coke, a cheeseburger, some sidewinders and ranch.
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I'm pretty sure Hamber is only interested in tagging along to play Bingo because she looks forward to the junk food. Nothing to break up the monotony of being parked on the sofa eating mass-produced deep fried slop better than venturing out to go park yourself on three folding chairs to eat slightly different mass-produced deep fried slop. I'm not entirely sure she even likes Bingo. Hamber is so fat that she would find fucking jury duty thoroughly enjoyable if the courthouse had a greasy concession stand.
 
watched a documentary on her in 2019. She's still going? she's still alive?

Goes to show what having literally zero self-control does to someone. The reason why it's important to tell a child "no" when required isn't just that when they grow up, the real world will do so and they might not be prepared; it's that part of being an adult is being able to say "no" to yourself, being able to control or at least regulate one's habits and urges.

How many diet plans and self improvement journeys can one start and discard over years before she realizes that this strategy isn't working? I suspect she realized a long time ago, and just doesn't care anymore. Just pretends for the jewtube bucks. Oh well.
 
crystallography said:
How many diet plans and self improvement journeys can one start and discard over years before she realizes that this strategy isn't working? I suspect she realized a long time ago, and just doesn't care anymore. Just pretends for the jewtube bucks. Oh well.
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That's the thing, Amber doesn't want to lose weight but she knows her audience wants to see her try, so she pretends. None of it is real.
 
I love how she announces that she used to weight fivehunnerdnsevendytwopointfooooower elbees as though she's lost hundreds of pounds lmao
 
FatalTater said:
That's the thing, Amber doesn't want to lose weight but she knows her audience wants to see her try, so she pretends. None of it is real.
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There is also no scientifically possible way that what she claims to/shows herself eating is all she actually consumes.
The sheer amount of calories she needs to take in a day to stay above 500lbs is staggering.
I know she eats a buttload of sodium and carbs but calories in vs calories out is what it comes down to.
If she was eating what she claims then she would be slowly, but surely, losing weight.
 
Listen to what Amber admits to when she's pretending to turn over a new leaf. A few videos ago when she admitted to usually buying 2 sandwiches, 2 fries, and a milkshake from Arby's, for example. 2 Classic Slow Roast Beef with dip: 550(x2) 1100, Shake 520 calories, 2 Fries 250(x2)= 500 calories. That's 2120 calories for one meal. A channel did a tally of her Arby's breakfast that she posted and it came out to 2500 calories.Normal people don't get to this weight, even with poor diets, eating out constantly, and a lack of exercise, but I imagine it wouldn't be hard to get that large eating 2,000+ calories each meal, snacking, consuming sugary drinks, and barely moving.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
I love how she announces that she used to weight fivehunnerdnsevendytwopointfooooower elbees as though she's lost hundreds of pounds lmao
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It's so irritating and also fascinating that this big bitch counts the points (.4) of her disgustingly high weight as if they matter AT ALL. They barely matter on anyone but preemies.
 
Bookish said:
Listen to what Amber admits to when she's pretending to turn over a new leaf. A few videos ago when she admitted to usually buying 2 sandwiches, 2 fries, and a milkshake from Arby's, for example. 2 Classic Slow Roast Beef with dip: 550(x2) 1100, Shake 520 calories, 2 Fries 250(x2)= 500 calories. That's 2120 calories for one meal. A channel did a tally of her Arby's breakfast that she posted and it came out to 2500 calories.Normal people don't get to this weight, even with poor diets, eating out constantly, and a lack of exercise, but I imagine it wouldn't be hard to get that large eating 2,000+ calories each meal, snacking, consuming sugary drinks, and barely moving.
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Just one of these (admittedly big) meals in addition to her daily calory consumption that she needs to maintain her bodyweight would lead to a 104kg increase a year.

People really overestimate how much it takes to get this fat, with her lifestyle Amberlynn probably burns 3600kCals a day - 5600 with the additional fattening meal
 

i'm leaving youtube & the truth behind how i got cellulitis | weekly vlog ep. 6​

(04/28/25)

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Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=YEM8OBUk1Vc

TL;DW- ALR claims that she got cellulitis from walking in flooding a flood and not from open wounds on her legs. "Muh spoons". No actual mention of quitting YouTube.
 
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