🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Surprised Pikachu]

I know we don’t like Mr Snowflake here but his react to the Amber /Salty situation type deal is really good - especially when he discovers that Amber is reading her ‘hot comebacks’ off of prewritten notes. Wasn’t this a spur of the moment, straight from the shower impulsive and not at all pre-planned video?

Never change Amber you big fat stinky lah.

 

[Pange]

I love how her attempt to be smug just has her confirming all the criticisms Salty Crab has but then hiding behind words like "Ableism" and "Fatphobia"

Nobody sane gives a fuck Amber

She doesn't understand calling someone fat phobic or ableist is the exact same thing as someone calling her a fat pig it means nothing to her like those words mean nothing to others. Her victimhood scam is coming to an end she's going to scramble hard to keep ahold of it she'll get even more outlandish in what she says and does. Keep crashing porky!

 

[Ariel's Lost Voice]

The "amber never had cancer" posts are so annoying at this point. There's no evidence to support any other conclusion than she did have cancer and a hysterectomy, which is extremely common in fat women. Yall are as delusional as amber give it up there's plenty of shit she's lied about you don't need to make things up.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

The "amber never had cancer" posts are so annoying at this point. There's no evidence to support any other conclusion than she did have cancer and a hysterectomy, which is extremely common in fat women. Yall are as delusional as amber give it up there's plenty of shit she's lied about you don't need to make things up.

Thank you. Amber is a fat moron who had her uterus yoinked out because excess fat = excess estrogen and it went bananas in there. End of.
She literally shits on rags and puts her hair in a matted ball on her head and lets her dog shit all over her apartment and can’t take out her own trash and on and on and on and on… let’s get back to all that.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The "amber never had cancer" posts are so annoying at this point. There's no evidence to support any other conclusion than she did have cancer and a hysterectomy, which is extremely common in fat women. Yall are as delusional as amber give it up there's plenty of shit she's lied about you don't need to make things up.

Not just that, but approximately a year or two before the actual diagnosis, Amber’s complexion became pallid. Like “wasting away in the sanitarium” sickly. She also lost enough weight the winter before that viewers noticed. She never looked great, but she looked particularly rough. Fortunately for her, it was caught early and quickly treated.

Amber currently exaggerating how severe her cancer was for pity points is aggravating because her being a chronic liar is exactly why people are even debating if she ever had it. She’s adding fuel to the fire, and on purpose. She is also a manipulator. The Big C is such a taboo subject, and whining about being bullied over having cancer is a distraction from Raggate or the latest text leaks.

She literally shits on rags and puts her hair in a matted ball on her head and lets her dog shit all over her apartment and can’t take out her own trash and on and on and on and on… let’s get back to all that.

The revelation of how far back she was probably using rags is horrifying. It’s always fucked up to see Krystle era Amber and remember that she’s almost 400 pounds in those videos, yet she looks smallfat compared to later. She couldn’t even wipe her ass or use a bidet then?

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

She acts like she did months of chemo and radiation and almost died. Amber did fuck all. She was the recipient of good medical care and that's it. She had a very common female surgery and that is the extent of her whole "cancer journeeee". Even after surgery she was too much of a fat fuck she wouldn't even give herself the blood clot shots or wipe her own ass. She was supposed to take estrogen, lose a few pounds to get a pet scan, and follow up with the doctor and she couldn't even do that. She took an online quiz, joined a support group, and like 95 % of other women (where the fuck did she get that figure from anyway) ignored her symptoms, and then listened to her gut to know her cancer was gone. I really hate this fat fuck and her smugness.

 

[pick me gorl]

It's shit like this that really hammers home how hopeless this yapping sack of fat is. So, you hold (very small amounts of) money over people's heads to guilt them into slave labor because you're too fucking retarded and lazy to do something as simple as take out a single trash bag and pick up a single dog shit, yet perceive yourself as the one being used? fuck right off. it's impossible to have a shred of empathy for hamberlynn

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

So now she’s saying she was the one that was used?
Yeah okay retard, kind of hard to use someone who only ever gave or did anything for anyone so she could hold it over their heads later

VictimLynn is probably the worst of them all. Maybe other than CatKillerLynn

 

[American Psycho]

She has the dumbest fucking look on her face in this thumbnail... cracks me up

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

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She has the dumbest fucking look on her face in this thumbnail... cracks me up

I was hit with a cursed vision.

 

[Bing Chilling]

I know we don’t like Mr Snowflake here but his react to the Amber /Salty situation type deal is really good - especially when he discovers that Amber is reading her ‘hot comebacks’ off of prewritten notes. Wasn’t this a spur of the moment, straight from the shower impulsive and not at all pre-planned video?

Never change Amber you big fat stinky lah.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=16CI_ZqezNs

we? speak for yourself, i could get lost in that germ infested beard

 

[OhDiscordia19!]

She acts like she did months of chemo and radiation and almost died. Amber did fuck all. She was the recipient of good medical care and that's it. She had a very common female surgery and that is the extent of her whole "cancer journeeee". Even after surgery she was too much of a fat fuck she wouldn't even give herself the blood clot shots or wipe her own ass. She was supposed to take estrogen, lose a few pounds to get a pet scan, and follow up with the doctor and she couldn't even do that. She took an online quiz, joined a support group, and like 95 % of other women (where the fuck did she get that figure from anyway) ignored her symptoms, and then listened to her gut to know her cancer was gone. I really hate this fat fuck and her smugness.

Couldn’t tell ya where. When, for washcloth shits & gigs, I decided to look for that same anecdotal evidence all I found was that some studies have shown that something like 54% of women waited a month or two to get excessive bleeding checked out, 20 something % waited up to three and about 12% waited six. I looked but found no studies, anecdotal or otherwise, that backup her idiotic claims that 95% of women wait months to even years before getting that type of excessive bleeding checked by a medical professional

ALR is a lazy, raging narcissist who wouldn’t even wipe herself, She can fuck all the way off with her what-about-isms, AND I would not have sex with her

edit: coffee had not helped me do the things yet

 

[Third Kiwi Account]

Couldn’t tell ya where. When, for washcloth shits & gigs, I decided to look for that same anecdotal evidence all I found was that some studies have shown that something like 54% of women waited a month or two to get excessive bleeding checked out, 20 something % waited up to three and about 12% waited six. I looked but found no studies, anecdotal or otherwise, that backup her idiotic claims that 95% of women wait months to even years before getting that type of excessive bleeding checked by a medical professional

She probably saw some statistic like, "... waited longer than a month" or something and just selectively went with that and extrapolated that to "years" even tho that's not what the statistic was actually measuring. Years is longer than a month or two afterall.

She's a selective truth-teller as well as a compulsive liar in addition to being fat.


Edit: for adipose addition

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Couldn’t tell ya where. When, for washcloth shits & gigs, I decided to look for that same anecdotal evidence all I found was that some studies have shown that something like 54% of women waited a month or two to get excessive bleeding checked out, 20 something % waited up to three and about 12% waited six. I looked but found no studies, anecdotal or otherwise, that backup her idiotic claims that 95% of women wait months to even years before getting that type of excessive bleeding checked by a medical professional

ALR is a lazy, raging narcissist who wouldn’t even wipe herself, She can fuck all the way off with her what-about-isms, AND I would not have sex with her

edit: coffee had not helped me do the things yet

I'm willing to bet that most, if not all, women have had the odd period that is heavier than usual and that's where the "waited longer than a month" statistic comes from. Absolutely fucking NO ONE is freebleeding on furniture for upwards of TWENTYFOUR MONTHS before seeking medical attention however.

Raglynn only has herself to blame and that annoys her more than anything.

 

[ChubbyTubbyBabeee]

I'm willing to be for those two years the bleeding wasn't much more than usual, the fat pig just couldn’t/wouldn't wear a pad. She's probably been freebleeding since she got her period.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

People would joke about Amber shitting in the shower (wafflestomp) but that would implied that she showered normally so I always thought it was just a joke.

Now with the shit rags and what not, I am thinking she took a shower and caked up feces just slid off her in the process.

I guess what I am getting at is that I always viewed waffestomping as activity and intentionally showering and shitting at the same time. I think Amber just happen to shower and shit that was stuck in her ass crack happened washed off.

Not defending wafflestomping but in theory, it could save time. It takes some forethought to reach to that conclusion and I don't see Amber doing that.

At this point, she probably should start shitting a tub/kiddie pool. It equally disgusting but it might save her from having to use a counter top and rag to wipe her ass.

God I really want the Eric and Ricky to spill the tea; I need to know how much they knew during the gaycare era. Did they know that Beggums was wiping Amber's ass? Why the towels were going missing?

Come on you Queens, spill the beans. The catty bitch in me would love to hear their opinions.

 

[Insulin reid]

Ok @Lard calm down.

Us at amber the whole time lmao

One thing I thought was interesting from the Becky/destiny live was how ALR would leave her hair up in a bun for so long it would become completely matted and greasy, and she made both Becky and destiny work out all the knots.

I bet the bugs and shit got to hang out in there and that's how we got the clip of the roach thing crawling over her.

Becky said she did this for ALR multiple times and although destiny said she only did it once, she said it took hours and she had to use multiple products like baby oil and buy a specific hair pick from Sally’s Beauty for it.

They also both wanted her to cut her hair, as she clearly couldn’t manage or maintain it,

Im surprised destiny didnt just take scissors to the damn thing after getting all the knots to an acceptable end of her hair and just getting rid of like 8 to 10 inches. The hair was dead and gross.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I do gotta say I quite enjoyed the part where Becky and Destiny were commiserating about their broken ankles and just couldn't understand how they both broke their ankles while just walking around normally. They seemed to think this was some kind of bad luck they they coincidentally both had. It's because YOU'RE FAT!! You're both VERY FAT! So fat that your ankles just snap in half under your weight. I swear these two see themselves as skinny queens just because they are not quite as fat as Hamber.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Us at amber the whole time lmao

I was not expecting this level of funny to hit me in the morning but I appreciate you

Im surprised destiny didnt just take scissors to the damn thing after getting all the knots to an acceptable end of her hair and just getting rid of like 8 to 10 inches. The hair was dead and gross.

I can recall Amber at some point (I think when she was with Beck) referring to her hair as “top notch” during the Destiny era. Unsurprising that Destiny refutes that, and lmfao that she had to lube up Amber’s hair with P Diddy juice just to be able to pass a comb through it.
Yet another LAH lol

 

[+who.cares+]

https://youtu.be/N9rwOECFQ3w?si=i09fi2GYi6ba8k4V