🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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What makes mamalynn think that driving that giant wrecking ball in a Chrysler minivan would be easier than flying on a plane?

I think she really meant to say it's less embarrassing, not "easier".
 
I could definitely cook a 3 course meal with the lard in her fucking hair. Go take a shower stankass eww
 

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Oh what a surprise, the girl who retards started calling a KUH WEEN for ''spilling tea'' on Hamber is actually a conniving flake, who would've guessed?
 
Haven't watched the video, but I assume they're at least smart enough to rent a car to have Mamalynn drive her to Wis, and then send her back on an airplane? Not surprised to see them all together. Amber needs all of the human resources that she can get - and Alexis needs attention and may prove herself useful, like Rafe did, when she* and Becky got stranded and needed a ride.
 
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If you're wondering what kind of GORL would date Alexis, here she is. Introducing her new gorl friend! I wonder how Alana feels about Alexis visiting someone she proclaimed she still loves.
 

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hotcheetospuffs said:
Pretty sure that heart necklace she packed is the Gucci heart that Jade gave her. Great choice to wear around your new GF. It's the only designer thing she can wear besides perfume
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Not without an extender.

@A Money Creature dude, the filter is stretching her face outwards in such a weird way, it looks like it's making her face flat from the top, pointing her cheeks out, it's very weird.
 
RedMage said:
What makes mamalynn think that driving that giant wrecking ball in a Chrysler minivan would be easier than flying on a plane?

I think she really meant to say it's less embarrassing, not "easier".
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I figured that she meant "easier for Amber", as Kristine's labour of loading up Amber's luggage into the van, picking Amber up at her door, and then driving 14 or so hours was easier on Amber than Amber having to walk through the airport with her luggage, squeeze onto a plane, and then do all of that again but in reverse once she arrived.

Bookish said:
Haven't watched the video, but I assume they're at least smart enough to rent a car to have Mamalynn drive her to Wis, and then send her back on an airplane?
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Amber take responsibility for herself and deal with the inconvenience of an airplane?! Oh no no no! The return trip is now Lex Loser's problem.
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Sitting there with your smug smirk... have fun being Ambo's new bitch. Not only will she NEVER date you, she'll never forgive your previous acts of treason and will be sure to make you pay for it. Enjoy.
 
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Alexis must feel like the smartest person in the room. So proud of herself for fooling Haydur simpletons while still getting to dribble over Hamber's delectable folds (all in the name of friendship of course).
What fat headed abomination.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Sitting there with your smug smirk... have fun being Ambo's new bitch. Not only will she NEVER date you, she'll never forgive your previous acts of treason and will be sure to make you pay for it. Enjoy.
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how do we know AL wasn't in on the shenanigans ? maybe she asked AL hey can I do a Q&A to make a few extra bucks and it'll give you more views or distract from the feeder and the married dyke drama. alexis didn't really tell people any big secrets. AL failed WLS because she couldn't stop binging? anyone could've figured that out.
 
Fee said:
Does anyone else see Alexis May herself be a 600 pounder? She looks just as huge as fat Albert sitting next to that small child.
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Yea she is massive not a 600 pounder but definitely massive and possibly smelly. Alexis also uses slimming filters like her baby Ambie, that's why people have been pointing at how massive she looks here. Also that carhatt beenie must reek of sweat
 
Insulin reid said:
Nobody has a bed big enough. Amber would have to lay there while they take turns or someones gotta sit in time out just looking at the other two waiting for it to be their turn again.
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Amber is basically a human water bed, Emily and Alexis could easily slide around on top.
 
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