🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are we supposed to believe that she actually is going to use any of these products while staying with Emily? If anything, it just shows that she is staying there permanently.
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Fat Fuck not worrying about her pets whilst she goes to have her bits sucked on by Emily is unsurprising. She thinks people care about what ugly clothing she'll take but not the specifics of intentions with the animals.

Also, this is why I think Redditors are just as mentally incompetent as Hambo.

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Since when is it a Kiwi thing to go and roll around in the Big Al poo?
 
poopinmy_line said:
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What a beautiful fat neck hump. It doubles as a pillow!
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Can someone less retarded than me explain this neck bulge? Is it from sleeping sitting/slouched up? Is it from leaning forward to be on her phone 24/7? Is it just a random place to deposit fat like Tammy Slaton's forehead? How will her airline neck pillow sit?

Could it become sentient and pop off when she dies becoming a new Hamber?
 
IMO I think specifically Twinkie has been temporarily been staying with mammalyn for some time on and off now or with the grandma, the cats aren’t too much of a worry as they could have an owner like Chantal.

A lot of what Amber does is all performative like most deathfats, remember when Emily first came onto the scene and Amber did a shopping haul of hygiene products that most (I hope) buy on the daily and without any sort of thought, but we have always known she has shitty hygiene (pun intended).

I do wonder how this new relationship will unfold, will it be like all the rest? We will eventually see the clear signs and patterns that indicate so if we look at Jade, Becky etc.
 
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TardiX said:
Can someone less retarded than me explain this neck bulge? Is it from sleeping sitting/slouched up? Is it from leaning forward to be on her phone 24/7? Is it just a random place to deposit fat like Tammy Slaton's forehead? How will her airline neck pillow sit?

Could it become sentient and pop off when she dies becoming a new Hamber?
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It's literally a fat deposit. Her body has to put it somewhere. When there's no more room in the shelf or the laygs or the gunt or the bingo arms or where ever else it goes there.
 
TardiX said:
Can someone less retarded than me explain this neck bulge? Is it from sleeping sitting/slouched up? Is it from leaning forward to be on her phone 24/7? Is it just a random place to deposit fat like Tammy Slaton's forehead? How will her airline neck pillow sit?

Could it become sentient and pop off when she dies becoming a new Hamber?
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A buffalo hump, also known as a dorsocervical fat pad, refers to a collection of fat accumulated on the back of the neck, between the shoulder blades.

It's caused by cramming lard into one's greedy gullet. Research shows that slapping your bloated toddler fingers around the labia area encourages growth. Especially when a feeder is present.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
lol the WASHBAG is sending me lol
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Check out the size options on Amazon :story:

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Boolean Bitch said:
I guess Amber will get confused about the contents of the bag if the bag isn't labelled:
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Funny you should mention that
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She probably held off on ordering the others because ya know, Queen of Moderation and all. It couldn't possibly be because her channel is in the shitter and she's hemorrhaging money out her gargantuan, deformed ass. Still, I am shocked, SHOCKED, that she didn’t at least add this piece for the car ride

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Constellationzero said:
It was just her son (who she also introduced as her helper/security for her feeder meet sessions).
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My fucking God, the poor son. It's worse than the guy on Intervention who had to help his psycho addict sister change her menstrual pads.

"How to raise a serial killer" by that fat lady.

Anyway, Amber's gross "waking up to her hands on my skin" post sounds very similar to Tommy's dead girlfriends feeder site posts. Everything’s going great for Tommy. I guess if they're both happy. 🤷
 
What the hell episode of intervention was that?!?! I need to find it now. People are fucking weird.


I’m still shook at how fucking ROUGH she’s looking lately. OOOOOOF.
 
Supreme Dingus said:
...Still, I am shocked, SHOCKED, that she didn’t at least add this piece for the car ride

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OMG. I just can't.

Well, she did say that she was still waiting for ANOTHER BAG to arrive, so we still may be treated later with seeing this. Although I personally think she would go with this one instead:
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@brooky said:
Anyway, Amber's gross "waking up to her hands on my skin" post sounds very similar to Tommy's dead girlfriends feeder site posts. Everything’s going great for Tommy. I guess if they're both happy. 🤷
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I think it comes across as so gross (other than because of the obvious feeder grossness) because individuals without LANDWHALE status would say something like "waking up in my partner's arms". But Ambo's too big for anyone to hold her in their arms. The closest she can get to physical contact is someone putting their hands somewhere on that huge field of flesh. Once again, Ambo boasting about something that's pathetic and ends up DeHuMaNiZiNg herself further. Yeah, Amber, you go with your #gorlfriendgoals
 
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Anal Del Rey said:
Are we supposed to believe that she actually is going to use any of these products while staying with Emily? If anything, it just shows that she is staying there permanently.
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she's really letting us know her legs are leaking smelly pus . bandaids to stop the leaking. 6 perfumes, 3 body sprays, atleast 2 scented body lotions, 2 deodorants, soap and body wash to cover the stench. most girls might worry about packing hair and skin care stuff but she has to worry about perfumes.

the smell must be one of the turn ons for tommy.
 
In her last video she’s wearing a dress. She must have completely outgrown her leggeeens pants. Remember the Wipey era when she was buying those cheap muumuus from Amazon.com? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

And after years of working her angles and filtering the shit out of her videos, all of a sudden we’re getting full body shots of what looks like a downtrodden Lower East Side immigrant washerwoman circa 1910?

She looks disheveled, greasy, smelly, and fucking huge. Her arm flaps are hanging down past her elbows. She’s ordinarily well establIshed in a relationship before it gets this bad. Pre-move in, it’s usually still flat-ironed hair, jewelry, and winged eyeliner.

And then she stresses that she’s bringing a bunch of mesh clothes? Jesus, I’m getting PTSD flashbacks to the infamous black lace dress liver tit TikTok. I don’t want to kink shame anyone, but Tommy’s humiliation fetish is jumping off the screen now, and it’s gross AF.
 
TardiX said:
Could it become sentient and pop off when she dies becoming a new Hamber?
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Immortal jellyfish reproduce via polyp production and cloning. They also have no brains.

Hmmmm.... could it be that we've been mistakenly identifying BigAL as a humanoid all this time?
 
Mekahineyho said:
Sorry if late but this is most likely her influence for the bags
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That was my first thought on seeing them, and guaranteed she shopped Fat Alex’s affiliate links. Guess which bag was the only one Fat Alex actually used…the “Snacks”.

The “Washbag” looks to me like it’s sized to hold your laundry, not your toiletries.
 
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