🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[LightEmittingDiode]

It takes a lot of product for our gorl not to smell like a fish market dumpster on a hot summer day.

I’m surprised she didn’t pack a few B&BW candles or a handful of wax melts.
She’s acutely aware that she stinks, clearly. She’s stockpiled house-scenting products since the gaycare era.
Emily your house is gonna be smelling yeasty in no time!

 

[marjoram]

It is. It's part of the ruination of Fat Albert's body/looks/dignity/marketability and capital, both sexual and social.

Love that for HURR!

Hasn’t FatAl already handled her ruination herself? Degenerate Big Nose has long missed the bus to help with that.

Geez, the idea of FatAl with any dignity....hooo boy, that’s funny...

 

[Insulin reid]

In her last video she’s wearing a dress. She must have completely outgrown her leggeeens pants. Remember the Wipey era when she was buying those cheap muumuus from Amazon.com? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Oh shes definitely wearing dresses cause all her other shit doesnt fit. Shes sized herself out of torrid shirts and is using the last dresses/stretched out items she has. Out of the thousands of dollars worth of clothing she has shes really telling on herself when shes only wearing like 5 different things.

And after years of working her angles and filtering the shit out of her videos, all of a sudden we’re getting full body shots of what looks like a downtrodden Lower East Side immigrant washerwoman circa 1910?

She looks disheveled, greasy, smelly, and fucking huge. Her arm flaps are hanging down past her elbows. She’s ordinarily well establIshed in a relationship before it gets this bad. Pre-move in, it’s usually still flat-ironed hair, jewelry, and winged eyeliner.

And then she stresses that she’s bringing a bunch of mesh clothes? Jesus, I’m getting PTSD flashbacks to the infamous black lace dress liver tit TikTok. I don’t want to kink shame anyone, but Tommy’s humiliation fetish is jumping off the screen now, and it’s gross AF.

Amber is fully feeling herself and the current partner. Shes in love and nobody can stop her from living her life with emily. Shes just so excited to stop all the bullshit and just live with a partner that loves her for her and accepts her. Its schoo good. When shes back to the self hatred part of her cycle she will stop giving us all these full body shots. I still cant believe she barely fits through a doorframe thats supposed to accommodate fucking wheelchairs.

 

[Constellationzero]

Hasn’t FatAl already handled her ruination herself? Degenerate Big Nose has long missed the bus to help with that.

Geez, the idea of FatAl with any dignity....hooo boy, that’s funny...

You're right RE: dignity, but...

What about layyyyyyyggggsssssss?

Fat Albert won't show them. But maybe the pervert can talk her into that and more. Don't underestimate degenerates willingness to dig the hole ever deeper into depravity.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Remember the Wipey era when she was buying those cheap muumuus from Amazon.com?

Do you mean the "bishuige"ones where she looked like an anaconda tried to swallow her whole feet first?

Yeah, that was definitely a choice.

@Mekahineyho Oh! Thank you. That makes total sense. Amber doesn't have a single original thought in her head and copies everything. She watches Alexandra, so must have taken the idea from her.

Edit: Typo. It was "bishuige", not "bishiuge"

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Learning to be Fearless was one of her first big influences, along with Pinkk Sparkles.

You can hear it a lot in her intonation, especially the sing songy voice, facial expressions and certain word choices.

She must really envy Alex. She has a house, vehicles, a husband and now a baby.

Can’t see ALR really wanting any of this stuff; not unless someone can make it all happen for her because God forbid she put a lick of effort into anything.

She’s what…?, 33 now? By this age, most men and women are well launched in life. They may have life partners, 1 or more children and most have settled on a profession. Even a super specialized medical practitioner has finally finished all their training.

They have whatever level of social and community involvement they choose and in spite of the lousy economic situation, they’re doing okay.

Compare that to Amber. Middle aged issues are going to start hitting early, especially medical stuff. She can’t sustain any sort of committed relationship for so many reasons. Her choices are increasingly down market.

She owns nothing of value, has no education, no personality of her own and no friend group. No real hobbies or interest and technically, she is at what should be the best decade of her life.

Her few brain calls must be getting uneasy, recognizing at some base level that “something ain’t right” but not having a clue exactly what’s wrong or how to fix it.

She can keep her YouTube infamy; nothing about her life has any appeal to anyone with a real interest in an interesting life.

ETA: I Call Shenanigans is 100% correct. I just don’t think Amber is capable of seeing all the potential failure points. She’s probably falling for the performance.

 

[I call shenanigans]

She must really envy Alex. She has a house, vehicles, a husband and now a baby.

She has a massive mortgage, leased cars, a disengaged unemployed husband, and a baby that will soon become very high demand. So a shitload of debt, a dying channel, and a husband who will need to return to work at some point leaving her with a demanding child she won’t be able to cope with.

There really is nothing to envy Fat Alex for. Her lifestyle is all performative, and beside the baby, is as empty as Amber’s. No real friends, no real hobbies, no education, no personality of her own either, just endless shopping and eating.

 

[brooky]

What the hell episode of intervention was that?!?! I need to find it now. People are fucking weird.

Linda.

It's my favourite episode ever. I actually sat my neurotic Chinese mother down to watch it so we could bond over how this other Chinese family was so much more messed up than ours lol.

@Constellationzero

It is. It's part of the ruination of Fat Albert's body/looks/dignity/marketability and capital, both sexual and social.

Love that for HURR!

I know feeders are a mystery on par with serial killers... one might understand them in theory, but can never REALLY understand them...

But what's the fun in ruining a body that's already ruined? Wouldn't it be more satisfying to find an average chubby gal and encourage her to gain weight? Emily is swooping in right towards the end.

I think she's more into the helplessness and death of it more than the journey towards same, personally.

There really is nothing to envy Fat Alex for. Her lifestyle is all performative, and beside the baby, is as empty as Amber’s. No real friends, no real hobbies, no education, no personality of her own either, just endless shopping and eating.

Endless shopping and eating is Amber's ideal life, and also the one she already has. Makes perfect sense that Alex is her role model.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Compare that to Amber. Middle aged issues are going to start hitting early, especially medical stuff. She can’t sustain any sort of committed relationship for so many reasons. Her choices are increasingly down market.


She can keep her YouTube infamy; nothing about her life has any appeal to anyone with a real interest in an interesting life.

She's more like elderly with her super mega death lard body & lifestyle. Our bodies won't put up with that shit forever.

& I love how she calls us hAyDuRs. Hater implies jealousy. Anyone here want to be a 600+ pound illiterate, worthless sack of shit that looks like a sideshow freak that has nothing of value & contributes nothing of value? All she does is take way more than anyone could ever need & think of her fat useless ugly self as someone super important.

 

[Chinead O’Beezer]

Linda.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w_tRTmquOCo
It's my favourite episode ever. I actually sat my neurotic Chinese mother down to watch it so we could bond over how this other Chinese family was so much more messed up than ours lol.

@Constellationzero

Linda Li! She has a public FB page and is still making her EDS her entire personality. No sign of the brother though so hopefully he stays far away.

 

[marjoram]

She's more like elderly with her super mega death lard body & lifestyle. Our bodies won't put up with that shit forever.

& I love how she calls us hAyDuRs. Hater implies jealousy. Anyone here want to be a 600+ pound illiterate, worthless sack of shit that looks like a sideshow freak that has nothing of value & contributes nothing of value? All she does is take way more than anyone could ever need & think of her fat useless ugly self as someone super important.

Yes indeed. FatAl may have actual “haters” but the vast majority of her viewers are just bored or at best slightly amused. Hate takes way too much effort. I imagine most people are just keeping half an eye on the beast, maybe occasionally poking it with a stick to see if it will DO anything.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I think she's more into the helplessness and death

Agree. No wonder she is in love with Amber!

 

[Cornfed]

I watched Narc Alert react to Amber packing to go see her feeder, and holy shit is she looking HUGE. The upper arm fat dripping below the elbow when her arm is straight down is amazing. I could not look anywhere else. She looks like she did when she was in the Gay Care with Becky, and she was definitely 600 + then.
I can't even imagine what the child in that house is going to think about this land whale rolling in and stinking the place up. I'd give Vegas odds that Amber is going to be at her biggest ever in a month or two if this rate continues.

 

[Insulin reid]

Learning to be Fearless was one of her first big influences, along with Pinkk Sparkles.

You can hear it a lot in her intonation, especially the sing songy voice, facial expressions and certain word choices.

She must really envy Alex. She has a house, vehicles, a husband and now a baby.

Can’t see ALR really wanting any of this stuff; not unless someone can make it all happen for her because God forbid she put a lick of effort into anything.

She’s what…?, 33 now? By this age, most men and women are well launched in life. They may have life partners, 1 or more children and most have settled on a profession. Even a super specialized medical practitioner has finally finished all their training.

They have whatever level of social and community involvement they choose and in spite of the lousy economic situation, they’re doing okay.

Compare that to Amber. Middle aged issues are going to start hitting early, especially medical stuff. She can’t sustain any sort of committed relationship for so many reasons. Her choices are increasingly down market.

She owns nothing of value, has no education, no personality of her own and no friend group. No real hobbies or interest and technically, she is at what should be the best decade of her life.

Her few brain calls must be getting uneasy, recognizing at some base level that “something ain’t right” but not having a clue exactly what’s wrong or how to fix it.

She can keep her YouTube infamy; nothing about her life has any appeal to anyone with a real interest in an interesting life.

ETA: I Call Shenanigans is 100% correct. I just don’t think Amber is capable of seeing all the potential failure points. She’s probably falling for the performance.

Yes and no. Amber is many things and two parts of her ever changing personality are 1. 17 year old child, the coming of age protagonist who is just starting her journey and 2. Big gorl boss. Sexy, adult woman thriveeeeen on her youtube money and getting that bag.

Nothings changed in ambers life in 10 years. She keeps switching personalities and the problems that come with it. If shes 17 shes totally partying and enjoying being in love. Shes got her whole life ahead of her and its gonna be great.
If shes girl bossing and pretending to be an adult this will worry her and she will want to emulate the others that have what she wants. She almost hooked becky permanantly so she almost had it. Part of her very much wants to be an adult girl boss with the partner, fur babies and the house but securing the partner comes first. Shes gotta secure some free labor or the house will need cleaning the pets will need feeding and the car cant drive itself so its useless. Shes only going to waddle towards the family unit when shes beaten and secured a partner she can pal around with and boss around and abuse to create the matriarch in the family unit pedistal she needs to put herself on. Until then shes acting like a teenager in love and if we dont approve then we suck.

They are gonna get married quicker than anything or shes gonna scare her feeder off and its back to square one. Nothing in her life is moving forward till shes got a partner to abuse and a ring to show off on social media.

 

[Salvador Dali]

mamalynn called me a liar, where i'm traveling & how i'm getting there!!!

Spoiler: September 21, 2024 archive

 

[+who.cares+]

A few comments from the new video.

 

[FatalTater]

Are GreasyLynn's nostrils getting fat?
She's nearly as bloated-tick-like as she was when she was with Becky, but she looks SO much older now.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

* * * REID ALERT !! * * *

Plot Summary with Commentary. When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was trying to fit the entire contents of her stankpartment into a single suitcase to give the illusion of going on a trip (when in reality she plans to plop herself in Slommii's home and then declare squatter rights). What's happening this time? Looks like Kristine's driving her there. TAKE US IN!!

Spoiler: mamalynn called me a liar, where i'm traveling & how i'm getting there!!!

"Hello hello; welcome to a new vlog". Improper intro.

Blathering about VMAs and Big Brother *SKIP*

Amber leaves at 5am tomorrow for her trip situation type deal. "Tomorrow" being Amberspeak for "over a week ago".

HyGiEnE bAg update! She got a larger "STUFF" bag. So Kyute!

"Could not have worked out more Perfect"

An entire bag having nothing to do with HyGiEnE, but rather dedicated to holding products designed to hide her stench. Just missing sage to cleanse the demonic energy. (Am I referring to Ambo or Slommii here?... Yes).

Amber needs to bring her blankets because she's emotionally stunted attached. She's bringing two because she uses both a king sized and queen sized blanket to sleep (because she's outgrown using just one).

JUMPCUT!! Time to go through the plastic trash she calls jewelry to select what she's bringing with her!

So glad she got a JEW-REEEE holder to protect these precious possessions during travel that she carefully stores at home. *SKIP*

Gardulla the Hutt. With her shelf cut off at the edge of the frame, you could almost convince yourself that she really has a Hutt tail.

Amber barely gets her toiletries to fit in that giant-ass pink carry on bag... but can't get her entire purse collection to fit. *SKIP*

Rarity cuteness! 1 of 3 pets accounted for.

Amber knows she's been an absolute mess. She hasn't even been wearing a bra (surprising NO ONE). She lets us know she's visiting Slommii (surprising NO ONE). She's afraid of traveling, but their love is worth it. Amber's not sure if she's gonna vlog while there.

Amber's bringing a big-ass fan because she generates more heat than a server farm in Arizona because she needs the white noise to sleep. Remember when she used to blame Reeneckuh for the fans? KiwiFarms remembers...

... No, I don't want no scrub.
Scrub is a gal who can't get no love from me.
Weighing down the passenger side of (meth)mama's rented ride,
tryin' to holler at me...

In the car because Amber needs a ride to get litter for the cat she didn't eat, as well as to go to the ATM. She owes Methmama some cash because Kristine rented a van to cart Ambo's fat ass to the land of cheese. The "Lie" is that Amber jokes that she bought her mother the van. Amber pretends that she TOTALLY would have taken a plane, but Methma OFFERED while they were eating their bougie breakfast burritos back in the vlog when they were at The Hutch - aren't you glad you know these unnecessary details? (sign of a laayh). The old geezer that's banging Ambo's mom will be coming along, too!

Obligatory smug pretending to shower clip. Time to end the vlog. Byee!! (Fuck you, Amber)

TL;DR: COMPLETE NONTENT. SECOND WORST VIDEO EVER (last video was still slightly worse). Amber continues playing with (packing) her trash. Yet another "STUFF" bag. Amber had to go buy litter, so it sounds like the cats are staying in the apartment while Amber travels. The "lie" is that Amber jokes about buying her mom a minivan when Kristine rented it so she could drive Amber to Slommi's house like the scrub Amber is. Amber makes a big production about having to go to the ATM to give money to Kristine, as if that totally negates the 28+ hour round trip that Kristine's going to have to drive. Wasabi is still missing and assumed KIA EIA (eaten in action).

Amber's not sure if she'll vlog with Slommi - which is fine with me. I don't need images of Emily tucking herself under Amber's gunt like Han and Luke did with that Tauntaun on Hoth.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Pretty sure that heart necklace she packed is the Gucci heart that Jade gave her. Great choice to wear around your new GF. It's the only designer thing she can wear besides perfume

 

[Cherry Pie]

I know feeders are a mystery on par with serial killers... one might understand them in theory, but can never REALLY understand them...

But what's the fun in ruining a body that's already ruined? Wouldn't it be more satisfying to find an average chubby gal and encourage her to gain weight? Emily is swooping in right towards the end.

I think she's more into the helplessness and death of it more than the journey towards same, personally.

I have no idea, but I do know that Amber isn't technically bedbound - yet. I think that's what she gets off on, the helplessness and the control. She wants to feed Amber into immobility. Makes me wonder about her late ex, if the idea is to destroy their quality of life, does Emily deliberately target pieces of shit like Amber so there's less guilt over taking them out? We don't know much about the ex so I can't speak to her character, but one does wonder if there's a pattern.