🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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RainbowAloe said:
That's how Amber's delusional ass sees herself. The extra 400 elbees is just our fucked up eyes, u guise.
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How could you forget all of her videos where she proclaims 'I see what you see, and I don't like it', you fucking shitlord? Discounting Amberlynn's view of herself and her buried disgust with her body.

Alright, yeah, I couldn't hold back my laughter anymore. Pft.
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
How could you forget all of her videos where she proclaims 'I see what you see, and I don't like it', you fucking shitlord? Discounting Amberlynn's view of herself and her buried disgust with her body.

Alright, yeah, I couldn't hold back my laughter anymore. Pft.
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We must not forget that with Amber, everything is fake. Amber always considered herself as the “it girl”, hardly eating, showering daily, going to places, quirky, etc. Even when she said that she hated her body, she did not believe it. After all, she was our “girlypop”. She was so in love with Jade, while at the same time, there was more hand-to-hand combat at home than in WWE. She curated this illusion for years. Now this sordid affair broke this illusion. That is what she hates.
 
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Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Can someone translate this for me? I get the ring part (marriage, right?) but the seal? Is that Foodie reference? Is she announcing her plans to only splay out on a couch from now on?
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SEAL the deal, like she got that ring, secured the new wipey

this is great bc OBVIOUSLY getting engaged so quickly is not at all a red flag and means the relationship is a huge success
 
inquizadoor said:
SEAL the deal, like she got that ring, secured the new wipey

this is great bc OBVIOUSLY getting engaged so quickly is not at all a red flag and means the relationship is a huge success
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For Amber, getting married does not mean the same thing as other people. For her, it means that the other person cannot leave her. She could have married Becky without being in a relationship with her. All she wants is someone taking care of her, and getting married would seal the deal.
 
It’s kinda gross when you think about the hambeast trying to get with a 20 year old. It reminds me of those creepy old men that go for younger women then try to justify it by saying they’re young at heart. We literally watch the fatty prance around with pigtails and other childish interests, trying to incorporate gen Z lingo. She probably thinks it’s perfectly okay for her to date someone almost 13 years younger than her. It’s fucking weird.
It reminds me of boogie2988 and his child girlfriend
 
MonsterHigh197 said:
It reminds me of boogie2988 and his child girlfriend
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I have thought in the past that I would pay good money to see boogie forced to interact with one of our cluster B queens. He deliberately seeks out nurturing or vulnerable women, so we couldn’t handle it.
 
I personally don't care about age gaps if both people are over 20. Have at it, you're adults. However it becomes sinister when the older partner intentionally seeks out much younger people with the emotional maturity of 13 year old, which is exactly what Fat Fuck does. She doesn't just happen upon these women and develops feelings for them (which she is wholly incapable of anyway), she weeds out the weak like a fucking degenerate. Every single one of her girlfriends has been like this minus Jade.

All slightly slow and very easily controlled and bullied. I think she'd be reported on by other larger Youtubers more often if she were a bloke.
 
Xenomorph said:
These dykes are all mentally ill and I , for one am glad Jade left her on the floor like an upside-down turtle.
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Apparently, the entire exchange happened in the hallway outside of Amber's apartment, and her RING doorbell captured the event:
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And I'm sure the actual event was closer to this than what we think.

FatalTater said:
On the topic of someone thinking it was funny to "expose themself" to Amber... Who wants to bet that one of the boys mooned her once and now she's crying about it being "exposing" and making herself a victim?
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Amber has shown herself to be such a creep, I wouldn't be surprised if he "exposed himself" to her by being undressed in his bedroom and she was spying on him through the crack in doorway or the keyhole.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Apparently, the entire exchange happened in the hallway outside of Amber's apartment, and her RING doorbell captured the event:
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And I'm sure the actual event was closer to this than what we think.


Amber has shown herself to be such a creep, I wouldn't be surprised if he "exposed himself" to her by being undressed in his bedroom and she was spying on him through the crack in doorway or the keyhole.
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You SOB you got me with those spoilers

As for the exposure, I imagine one them just walked out the shower naked into their rooms. I doubt Amber spied or Eric/Ricky flaunted their junk for the lesbians to laugh at; probably nothing to extreme outside of some puritanical fear of the human body which sounds like Amber to the t.

That and it makes her the victim so boom it must have happened
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
You SOB you got me with those spoilers

As for the exposure, I imagine one them just walked out the shower naked into their rooms. I doubt Amber spied or Eric/Ricky flaunted their junk for the lesbians to laugh at; probably nothing to extreme outside of some puritanical fear of the human body which sounds like Amber to the t.

That and it makes her the victim so boom it must have happened
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I do find it ironic considering she sat in the common areas in her shitty grundies on the couch with just a blanket for coverage, if memory serves
(I could be wrong?)

Somehow I feel like seeing those cottage cheese, boil-covered nightmares she considers* layyyyygs is way worse than seeing the gay's junk after a shower

edit cos I can't spell
 
Yeah, Amber, be oh so proud that you've sealed the deal with a woman you have met exactly once and who will apparently tell anyone who reaches out to her in her DMs how she is still grieving over her deceased 1,000-pound girlfriend. You know, the one she used to post with on Feeder/feedee websites?

WHAT A CATCH.
 
maybe a pigeon said:
Yeah, Amber, be oh so proud that you've sealed the deal with a woman you have met exactly once and who will apparently tell anyone who reaches out to her in her DMs how she is still grieving over her deceased 1,000-pound girlfriend. You know, the one she used to post with on Feeder/feedee websites?

WHAT A CATCH.
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I know some of you who have followed this thread (and the bored before) remember the start of when Amber would have a tantrum at the very idea that she enjoys being fat and should just embrace it. Especially after the second (?) weight loss doctor shit show in gaycare people would comment and tell her over and over to just be honest and eat what you want. She hated it. Honestly, I thought her finally just being a fat fuck who did fat fuck things with fat fuck loving people would be interesting. But this proves that nothing she can do will be interesting.

Also: I have found her behavior around minors so off-putting. She had a teenage girl teach her about lesbian sex, Dusty's cousin or whoever she bought hundreds of dollars of stuff for, she used to always film random kids, just weird behavior. So her seeking out such young people for relationships feels like a huge red flag.

Also love that Jade got to beat her ass, get all the stuff she wanted and walk away the cleanest of anyone in the Amberverse.
 
RainbowAloe said:
That's how Amber's delusional ass sees herself. The extra 400 elbees is just our fucked up eyes, u guise.
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She swears she's 500 ell bees of LiPoDeMa & the remaining 150 is the real her.
dfranki723 said:
However it becomes sinister when the older partner intentionally seeks out much younger people with the emotional maturity of 13 year old, which is exactly what Fat Fuck does.
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She has the mentality of a 12 year old. I'm intelligence & immaturity.
 
Zoologists in the thread please comment on what is going on in the Animal Kingdom. First we have Breezy being attacked by a seal and now we have Amberlynn marrying one? Is this the Gorl World / Sea World crossover we always suspected but didn’t know we needed?
 
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