🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Ooo I can't wait to see what a feeder wedding looks like! Does like nobody get to have any cake because Slommy will stuff the whole thing down hambers throat until she chokes and shits herself, or does everyone get a go at hand feeding the quarter ton bride in her hospice bed?

The timeline of this is just so autistic. They "met" a month ago.. have been talking since at least April... with Slommy acting suicidal over her 1k lb soulmate's death the whole time since, a death that she facilitated btw.... and so the logical next step is that they decide to get married before moving in. Forget the U-haul, this is more like "Bullet train lesbians".
 
Sounds like she is tired of using the wipe wand and needs someone to wipe her ass. Can't last even a year.
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
You SOB you got me with those spoilers

As for the exposure, I imagine one them just walked out the shower naked into their rooms. I doubt Amber spied or Eric/Ricky flaunted their junk for the lesbians to laugh at; probably nothing to extreme outside of some puritanical fear of the human body which sounds like Amber to the t.

That and it makes her the victim so boom it must have happened
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My running theory is that one of them (likely Ricky) showered, realized his towel had been used by Hamber to wipe her ass, and just walked from the boys' bathroom back to their room. I'm betting on Ricky because he would be the most likely to make a show of it out of anger for Amber/having had a long day of decapitating chickens.
 
Watching latest (I think) live. I'll timestamp it and give the link, but I can't clip rn, and need this clip.

It must still be live and I'm awful at math that matters. She says "you guys are being meannn to me. Please stahhppuh!!!!'

*I'll come back after the live stops so I can grab an accurate timestamp cos I'm a slow in the mind mfr*
 
nurminimal29 said:
I just made an account to share something I just witnessed in the lievstream: Amber answered a commentor valled Abbie asking if there was a gunshut . The question seemed random. I think this is the 20 year old but its just speculation. https://youtube.com/@abbiebruederle9451?si=b9HREjv5ab5Xh0yV
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Timeline-wise, this Abbie wouldn't make sense.

Unless she graduated high school super early, Abbie Bruderle would have been 22/23 last year when talking to Amber as opposed to 20.
 
nurminimal29 said:
I just made an account to share something I just witnessed in the lievstream: Amber answered a commentor valled Abbie asking if there was a gunshut . The question seemed random. I think this is the 20 year old but its just speculation. https://youtube.com/@abbiebruederle9451?si=b9HREjv5ab5Xh0yV
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I’m confused by the post; the fuck are you trying to say?

Are you implying that this person is close enough to Amber to be in ear shot of the same gun?

The livestream is more of the same : smugness and stupid as she sits there fatly.

Praise to who ever here sums up this shit because even reactors can’t even make shit of this crap.
 
QueenCeeSmoo said:
Kiwi detectives : are Eric and Ricki really divorced? How long ago did that happen ??
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Are you referring to these comments under Alexis' tiktok? (link to video) (a) It was June 2023 when Eric was first seen on tinder but if I'm understanding Alexis' comment correctly, the divorce was finalized in March this year based on the texts ALR had in the video "this has all gone way too far".
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LOL at Amber ignoring the "We're divorced officially" to talk about herself.
 
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she just got some kind of notification and started fake crying bc shes 'drunk-type-deal'. the realest crying always involves checking yourself in the camera and making duck faces dont cha know.

EDIT: this latest fake personality is genuinely my least favorite. this fake stupid teeny-bopper troll shit with the fake accent and "hectic" and "nauurrr" is so annoying.
 
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Aww I kinda liked the short lived arc when ricky was trying to help eric improve by learning to drive and getting a job and both losing weight. There's no doubt that living with Big Al probably had some effect on the divorce happening
 
inquizadoor said:
she just got some kind of notification and started fake crying bc shes 'drunk-type-deal'. the realest crying always involves checking yourself in the camera and making duck faces dont cha know.

EDIT: this latest fake personality is genuinely my least favorite. this fake stupid teeny-bopper troll shit with the fake accent and "hectic" and "nauurrr" is so annoying.
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omg lets start my first post. She started fake crying literally out of nowhere no one knew why, then she went to pee and came back and said she cried because Alexis ALLEGEDLY texted her saying "i miss you. stop crying in the club" and when I asked "how did alexis text you to stop crying if the text is what made you cry" and I GOT PUT IN TIMEOUT BY MODERATORS.

She literally can't stop herself from lying. this is just ridiculous.
 
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a hapless toad said:
OH NOES, YOU ACTED LIKE A RETARD AND THEY PUT YOU IN FAGGOT JAIL?!? AND THEN YOU CAME TO KIWIFARMS TO CRY ABOUT IT?

no1curr, nigger.
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I came to kiwifarms to express how she lied about recieving a text from alexis, or lied about the contents of it. i just pointed out that her moderators or her were aware and were removing people pointing it out. forgot how quickly people get triggered on here. will go back to lurking now
 
Backstage Talk said:
omg lets start my first post. She started fake crying literally out of nowhere no one knew why, then she went to pee and came back and said she cried because Alexis ALLEGEDLY texted her saying "i miss you. stop crying in the club" and when I asked "how did alexis text you to stop crying if the text is what made you cry" and I GOT PUT IN TIMEOUT BY MODERATORS.

She literally can't stop herself from lying. this is just ridiculous.
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Backstage Talk said:
I came to kiwifarms to express how she lied about recieving a text from alexis, or lied about the contents of it. i just pointed out that her moderators or her were aware and were removing people pointing it out. forgot how quickly people get triggered on here. will go back to lurking now
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Yes, you definitely should go back to lurking, because if you had LURKED MOAR you'd know we're not triggered, we're just not idiots who come here to post about how clever we are when we've actually been stupid enough to interact with the cows.

And when/if you come back, here's a suggestion as to how your OMG FIRST POST should have gone...

"She started fake crying literally out of nowhere no one knew why, then she went to pee and came back and said she cried because Alexis ALLEGEDLY texted her saying "i miss you. stop crying in the club" and when someone asked "how did alexis text you to stop crying if the text is what made you cry" they got put in timeout by moderators. so she either lied about getting a text from alexis or lied about the contents of it, but either she or her moderators are aware and are removing people who are pointing it out."
 
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