🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Her hands are so ballooned it's like she was born without most of her fingers.
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Moments before TTD (total twonk death)
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''I'm complex''. Nope.

No-one cares about your cancer bollocks or the things you're obviously not going through. You didn't disappear from stress, you're too lazy to do the simplest job in the world.

Oh God, please get your dogshit writing published. How I'd love to see that.

LiteraryGeniusLynn. MAYBE A PIGEON,
 
Plot summary with commentary! Let's go!

"Well, sitting on my bed... with no sheets". Ah, brings back memories of the Destiny days, doesn't it?

No sheets on the bed because the movers are arriving today! And everything will be taken from the apartment except for her round chair in the living room (which will be donated after she moves).

Amber tells us the strange story that she and Feline will be living in this apartment together, which is completely empty aside from the chair that Amber will be sleeping on and her suitcase, for "a few too many nights" (Amber has already told us that it's going to take a week for her stuff to reach her new apartment). So... she's making Jade sleep on the floor for a week? If you want to convince people that Jade's still living with you, make you lies more convincing, Ambo.

Amber's not herself. She's been going through things that she won't ever talk about. Amber says that she disappears from YouTube when she's stressed, like when she had cancer (and she didn't have any prefilmed garbage this time, like she did during her cancer arc).

JUMPCUT!! In the office, which is packed to the gills with crap. More proof that Jade hasn't been living with her: with both the office and living room unusuable, where would Jade have been able work her 17-hour days?

Also, don't forget that this pile doesn't include her bed, her sectional sofa, or the stuff she's bringing with her when she moves. And she already told us that she's only kept 30% of everything she owned.

JUMPCUT!!! Beeping. The movers are here - all FOUR OF THEM, as Amber is such a dainty minimalist.

JUMPCUT!! Empty office. Anything else you see lying around is Jade's stuff, or will be later dumped at the GoodWill. Amber cried when the movers were there.

"I moved in this apartment with cancer, and I'm moving without it". Are you sure? You haven't done any of the testing required to be sure of that.

JUMPCUT!! It's the next day, and Amber ordered Starbucks because she's got a lot to do today (as opposed to the other thousand times she ordered it because she had fuck-all to do and was bored): Iced coffee (which gives her anxiety) because no Starbucks had any Chai, and an egg and sausage wrap that looks as big as a football.

A bit of eating on camera for content [SKIP]

"I feel like I'm dreaming today, I'm so tired". That's the sleep apnea. You should probably get that checked out.

"It has like, egg, sausage, a bit of potato. I don't know", she said after taking two bites. Her tastebuds are FUCKED.

JUMPCUT!! Amber's running the vacuum. Probably the first time she's vacuumed the carpet since she moved in, so better preserve this on video! Maybe she's going to take the week to scrub the years of caked-on grime in the apartment? Oh, who am I kidding. RARITY!! 1 of 3 pets accounted for.

JUMPCUT!! Overhead view of Amber lying on pillow mountain, which has been stacked on top of the round chair. TWINKIE!!! 2 of 3 pets accounted for. No sign of Wasabi in this otherwise empty apartment. Either Amber has whittled her way down to the two pet limit, or Wasabi has the concealment skills of a sniper.

More sadz...

JUMPCUT!! Amber shows off a large fabric cat crate with hammocks and built in litter box and area for food/water dishes, so the cats can ride in style during the DRIVE to the new apartment. It's cute, but I wonder why the manufacturer would make it black instead of white to keep it cooler?

Okay, this part made me scratch my head. Why was she so concerned about getting LUGGAGE if she was just going to travel in a car? You really only need luggage if your bags are going to be thrown around by baggage handlers. Otherwise, she could have saved the time and money and just put the stuff she was going to bring in the car with her in one of the plastic tubs that she already owns - like she's done in every other car ride trip she's taken.

JUMPCUT!! Twinkie walk. Amber listens to Labrynth and is "low-key obsessed".

JUMPCUT!! Empty closet, except for a weeks worth of tops hanging up, and all of her leggeeens in her open suitcase. Amber complains about not opening the suitcase in the store, because she doesn't like the pattern on the liner. YOU DIDN'T EVEN *NEED* THE SUITCASE!

JUMPCUT!! In the bathroom, folding washcloths. Amber blabs about TikTok, and talks about how she's going to post more on Instagrams and do more Cameos once she moves. No mention of actually starting to do her job on YouTube, though. She also wants to get her writing published. Hey, if the Twilight and that 50 Shades drivel could be published, Amber stands a chance!

Here, Amber, make your dreams of being a published author a reality! WE BELIEVE IN YOU!... And your Ambabies will buy ANYTHING you publish!


(And if you think I'm teasing her - right now I'm actually not. You wouldn't BELIEVE the shit that's self-published. Amber's work isn't bottom of the barrel). And, Amber won't be any fun to watch if she goes broke. Let her foolish Ambabies part with their money to enable Amber's wasteful lifestyle).

If you don't like Lulu, there's also Contrado, Acutrack, Blurb, IngramSpark, BookBaby, Gelato, GearLaunch and Printify (for JOURNALS!), and of course, Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing!

No outtro. FUCK YOU, AMBER!

The movers cleared out Amber's apartment. 2 of 3 pets accounted for. Amber tries to convince her audience that both she and Jade will be living in this apartment that's completely empty except for her one round chair in the living room for "a few too many nights" before Amber makes the DRIVE to her new apartment. Amber shoehorns her cancer arc as many times as she can into this vlog for content. Amber hasn't been doing YouTube due to her stress and things going on that she'll never talk about. Amber plans to start doing Cameos and get her writing published after she moves.

I personally think that this video is old as shit, and she's already on the road - if she hasn't already completely moved.
 
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@Boolean Bitch "I personally think that this video is old as shit, and she's already on the road."

I am sure it is. She likely had to leave the flat by September 30, so this is at least 5 days old. Fortunately, any videos not in the new flat will be even older.
 
Man I wonder what the movers were thinking once they realize who the fuck. they were sent to help.

I'm imagining a bunch slack jawed yokels and/or ex-convicts who were just flabbergasted by the site of such a creature. Maybe a Latino fella muttering something in Spanish.

The smell, the visual aspects of a literal Michelin Man, I imagine it's extra surreal in real life.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
@Boolean Bitch "I personally think that this video is old as shit, and she's already on the road."

I am sure it is. She likely had to leave the flat by September 30, so this is at least 5 days old. Fortunately, any videos not in the new flat will be even older.
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Being out of the apartment by Sept 30, with one week between upload and arrival of her furniture, would line up with Aunt Tammy’s excitement about October 6/7th Facebook post. Amber is very likely already somewhere very close to her final destination, and I’ve chosen that term quite deliberately. She won’t be moving cross country again.
 
Yasssss gurrrl, use that horrific body shot as the thumbnail and get those clicks!

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Once again, take a look at those arms and back fat and tell me she can totally wipe her own frog ass. Go on, do it.
 
Presuming methmom is an experienced grifter of gibs, she’s going to get amber on the state benefits tit. Once amber is signed up for Medicaid she’s gonna get dragged to some shady pill mill doc and signed up for an oxy script. My 600 lb life feeders aren’t all fetishists, some of them are (or are also) skimming their fatberg’s pain meds. Get ready for the opiates saga!
 
Bees said:
Presuming methmom is an experienced grifter of gibs, she’s going to get amber on the state benefits tit. Once amber is signed up for Medicaid she’s gonna get dragged to some shady pill mill doc and signed up for an oxy script. My 600 lb life feeders aren’t all fetishists, some of them are (or are also) skimming their fatberg’s pain meds. Get ready for the opiates saga!
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If Amberlynn still makes as much as people think she does, then no, this won't be happening. There's a ceiling to how much you can receive in benefits and you can work very few hours a week while on disability. The more you make. the less they give you until you hit the cap. And it doesn't take much money or many hours at all to disqualify yourself from disability income. Even if she doesn't make as much as people think (and she doesn't) she would still be making too much. She's not going to give up her YouTube income for less than $1,000 a month. Even she isn't that retarded.
 
Bees said:
Presuming methmom is an experienced grifter of gibs, she’s going to get amber on the state benefits tit. Once amber is signed up for Medicaid she’s gonna get dragged to some shady pill mill doc and signed up for an oxy script. My 600 lb life feeders aren’t all fetishists, some of them are (or are also) skimming their fatberg’s pain meds. Get ready for the opiates saga!
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‘Also, money by any means. YT, tugboat, it won’t matter. Mom will take care of everything from now on. 10 to 1 she becomes Amber’s YT manager and takes a cut off the top.
 
Full body shot and no shoes. AmberHo Reid out on her corner, trying to snag attention. Gonna deep throat a kebab next?

I was sort of thinking that maybe her neck looked a little smaller, in the area below her second chin, then I saw the rest of her. I think her fat is just redistributing itself. Happened to me sometime after 40. However I do not have fat shins. HOW THE HELL DOES SHE HAVE FAT SHINS?
 
I find it really hard to believe Aunt Tammie's excited about FatAl coming to live anywhere near them. That particular merry-go-round has spun outta control several times before. FATAL hasn't changed, so what else has?

Any bets on how long it takes FatAl to crash and burn her own situation? A snazzy new Okie apartment is in no way enough to off-set her horribleness.
 
marjoram said:
Any bets on how long it takes FatAl to crash and burn her own situation? A snazzy new Okie apartment is in no way enough to off-set her horribleness.
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I bet near immediately those around her regret it in the new living situation. However, all she has to do is sit there and it would take an act of god or a team of laborers to move her ass. She's like an old oak tree in your yard. Too expensive or not worth it to remove, so you just hope you move or die before it destroys your property.
 

FatalTater said:
Full body shot and no shoes. AmberHo Reid out on her corner, trying to snag attention. Gonna deep throat a kebab next?

I was sort of thinking that maybe her neck looked a little smaller, in the area below her second chin, then I saw the rest of her. I think her fat is just redistributing itself. Happened to me sometime after 40. However I do not have fat shins. HOW THE HELL DOES SHE HAVE FAT SHINS?
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Everything is sliding south. Her belly and extra side tit have been sliding down her body all year (her shelf ass is a modern marvel). We don't get too many full body shots but you can see how the cottage cheese in her layrgs is lumping, clumping and forming sacks under her skin.
 
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