🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
damn this place, i came to the Farms to laugh at the trannies, not get caught up in this elephantsized ( haha!) soap opera.

but i am here checking in every day to see if our gurl has reached her destination.
any bets on whether she tells us how she actually gets there?
Could a regular SUV carry her? she is W-I-D-E, possibly needs something the size of a Dodge Ram truck . for her sheer girth.
maybe she requires an Airstream at this point?

this is the best drama since we all waited patiently for Dylan Mulvaney's facial surgery reveal.
 
I always make the mistake of thinking Chantal is bigger/fatter than Amber, but then I'll see a full-length pic of Amber and I'm *horrified*. I can't believe she can even walk with those legs, or fit *anywhere* with those hips.

But I don't believe she's gonna find a "girlfriend" this time around. It's gonna have to be strictly transactional because her internet presence is too widely available. It's not that hard to hire a live-in caretaker, or even one who just came in a for a few hours each day, and would probably be cheaper than showering a new "girlfriend" with gifts to encourage her to stay.
 
Tinidril said:
I always make the mistake of thinking Chantal is bigger/fatter than Amber, but then I'll see a full-length pic of Amber and I'm *horrified*. I can't believe she can even walk with those legs, or fit *anywhere* with those hips.

But I don't believe she's gonna find a "girlfriend" this time around. It's gonna have to be strictly transactional because her internet presence is too widely available. It's not that hard to hire a live-in caretaker, or even one who just came in a for a few hours each day, and would probably be cheaper than showering a new "girlfriend" with gifts to encourage her to stay.
Click to expand...
Hehe. "Widely,"
 
Looks like Hamber may have reached her destination. This was taken from Reddit, so not confirmed.




IMG_0465.png
 
Xenomorph said:
These plebbit whores are so annoying.
Click to expand...
I agree. I like to be thorough, but I take everything with a mountain of salt. Most of those women are lolcalfs in their own right. Absolutely retarded.
Dylan said:
If I was pr manager at Torrid I would ban Amber from using the service because she's giving it a bad rep.
Click to expand...
Speaking of bad sources, Starcasm claims Gary from Teen Mom was banned from wearing clothes from retailer Aeropostale. Like a true fatty, he wore his shirts way too tight and MTV was made to blur his shirts.

ETA: Anyone working for Horrid with a braincel floating in their skull would force her to stop promoting their products.
 
PollyPissyPants said:
Anyone working for Horrid with a braincel floating in their skull would force her to stop promoting their products.
Click to expand...

Maybe they'll send her a sieze and assist

Cock wombler said:
Tiktok update- posted October 4th 2023.

Nips out for the tiktok tweens
Snaptik.app_7286297669893360938.mp4
Click to expand...

Twirl that rat tail harder, Hammy! God the more she does these teeny bopper things the more old she looks. The filter just makes her look like the potato Jesus meme

yucky.PNG
 
Xenomorph said:
Amber doesnt need to hide her eating Amber has oppositional defiance and hates authority figures (its why she never gets along with any of her exes Mothers), she would do it right in front of her Mothers face with a shit eating smarmy grin on her fat dome.
Click to expand...
I imagine it will be a repeat of this:

"We just, um, ate at the Chinese Buffet... and now I'm having ice cream..."
shit-eating-grin.png

Source: my last hoorah | Day 14 - May 7, 2018
[although this specific screen grab was taken from Kindabored's video "Amberlynn reid and her last HOORAH situation" @ 1:58 ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU1RLWKG3C0 ) ]

LonesomeDud said:
Without being too graphic, women don't need to lie on their backs for oral sex. Amberlynn likely has had oral sex. I can't imagine she had a hysto without a foley for post op I&Os, and if you can find the urethra, you can find the clitoris.
Click to expand...
And also not to be too graphic but.... Amber's legs are well over 1ft in DIAMETER.... EACH. Her circumference at her widest point is well over 5ft. Her pannus goes down to her knees and likely weighs over 50lbs. Her knees don't bend more than a few degrees. She struggles to stand for more than a few moments. She can't hold one leg in the air or up on raised surface for long due to her weight and lack of balance. Even bending forward over a low table with her legs more than shoulder width apart will not expose her genital area. Her labia are likely inches longer than average. So... HOW?!?! On her back would be the only way in - which could suffocate her with her own torso fat.

A head nurse with 30 years experience would struggle to get near her urethra. And that head nurse would have other nurses assisting. (Oh, and the catheterization process only takes a molment once you've located the urethra - you aren't holding the patient in position for any significant length of time). What chance would your average 300lb dyke have?
 
TardiX said:
Twirl that rat tail harder, Hammy! God the more she does these teeny bopper things the more old she looks.
Click to expand...

All I can think about is how much dandruff and general ick is being flung around when she does that. Her hygiene is garbage, so the state of that hair is just ... ugh.
 

the movers came, furniture is gone, Starbucks order, & publishing my writing | vlog​



Edit from Archive addition.
 
Last edited:
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom