🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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LMFAO THOSE GOD AWFUL EYEBROWS.
“Fighting for my lyfe”
Gross ass raccoon beetus eyes. Thin ass lips lol. Love that for her.
NO ONE CARES what she’s keeping from “us” put up or shut the fuck up.
Such a boring fucking video.
 
Goatchoker said:
LMFAO THOSE GOD AWFUL EYEBROWS.
“Fighting for my lyfe”
Gross ass raccoon beetus eyes. Thin ass lips lol. Love that for her.
NO ONE CARES what she’s keeping from “us” put up or shut the fuck up.
Such a boring fucking video.
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Damn, and here I was thinking her eyebrows looked much better. Somebody must have slipped something into my morning coffee.
 
Putting this part of the arc through the bullshit filter, I assume the WLS doctor/nurse told her they'd see her in 3 months to see if she can stick to their plan and that became she's having surgery! Can't wait for the tard rage when they tell her no again.

That exercise list was something. This fatass supposedly did 45 crunches (doubt), high knees (double doubt), seated leg kicks (not even standing like we've seen before), and her max walk in place was 1:20. Strange considering she has 4 hour sex marathons with Jade and bowling with friends. It's almost like it's all entirely bullshit.

Boolean Bitch said:
The teachers MANIPULATED her into taking Criminal Justice
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Add them to the list of people so obsessed with her they knew her story and just thought she was amazing. "They said I'd be perfect because I knew the ins and outs of foster care" girl what? That's not how any of this works.

Boolean Bitch said:
Things are happening behind the scenes
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Like always. Either talk about them or shut the fuck up.

Boolean Bitch said:
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Getting as moon faced as 2019. There is 100% chance that book is already in a dumpster.
 
And she shat out another one. Since I'm still here, engage!!

Plot Summary with Commentary, readable in 2 minutes or less!

Prentends to feel self-conscious about being on camera with no makeup on. This is a get-ready-with-me, chit-chatty video.

Cow-print blouse... Nah, too easy. Something seems off with her face today. I don't know if it's just the lighting, but the left side of her face seems really red, puffy, and blotchy. Was she using a filter and suddenly stopped?

Today is her first therapy session of 12 with her psychologist... well, her NEW psychologist. You know, the one to replace the one she got 2 months ago, which was a replacement to the one she got in 2022? Not important. Anyway...

Filling out TONS of paperwork last weekend for this therapy. She had to DOWNLOAD them AND sign them electronically... SO MUCH WORK. Amber blames her incompetency on being the last generation before internet. I guess she doesn't realize that modems (acoustic couplers) and BBS' were around a solid DECADE+ before she was born, and the 'internet' was available to civilians since she was a wee tator-tot, coreogriffing dances and eating meth rocks off of her parent's driveway.

She needs 12 'successful' therapy sessions to be approved for weight loss. Sadly, the psychologist doesn't accept insurance. Amazing how EVERY SINGLE specialist she goes to just doesn't accept insurance. Just admit you don't have insurance, Ambo.

Amber has a lot of experience with therapy.... she's got the 3-sessions-then-switch-therapists routine down to an ART! Reminds us again about her being in the foster care system, and how because of that therapy has been an on and off thing for her.

OMFG THE EYEBROWS!!! FREEZE FRAME!!!
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Wants to document her whole WLS experience, I mean part of it, I mean what makes her comfortable. No one cares about your 'full story' - people care that you look like you are getting fatter and fatter while talking about how dedicated you are to 'saving your life'.

Blathering about makeup... but Rarity does pop into the background to try and get attention from Amber.

She keeps going on about how nervous and out of sorts she is. There is nothing to be nervous about... unless you are trying to manipulate your therapist into giving you a particular diagnosis.

All of the money she's wasted on mounds of makeup, yet half of what she's using she admits to being expired.

Oop, it suddenly cut off with the placard "To Be Continued..."

TL;DR: Absolute trash. Amber's getting ready for her first of 12 therapy sessions. So nervous. It's a rambling mess that has jump-cuts galore because of everything she's hiding from the audience.
 
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Getting as moon faced as 2019. There is 100% chance that book is already in a dumpster.
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I think she's already there. She's not going to moonface like she did in 2019 regardless of how much more fat she magically generates from evolving photosynthesis, the days of her face keeping tight are long gone. You can see this in her feeder porn shot in the pink.
 
Hello everyone.

It was based of O2B to laugh in his latest video when she said she couldn’t eat 5 eggs.

I’ve discovered that the reason amber says “foood” now is she’s attempting a New York accent similar to Jade.

One thing I’ve been doing while at work is watching Willos reactions to the Becky era starting from day one. He’s on day 30 now and amber was sick with the flu or a cold EVERY day it was incredible!
 
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Bronze Age Mindset is lidurly a far right/fascist book.
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Watching her pull that out felt so surreal. This has to be the same person who sent her Infinite Jest. They need to send her Harassment Architecture and also Industrial Society and Its Future. We need Hamber to get into eco-fascism just so she can stop using single-use plastics.
 
Salvador Dali said:
Watching her pull that out felt so surreal. This has to be the same person who sent her Infinite Jest. They need to send her Harassment Architecture and also Industrial Society and Its Future. We need Hamber to get into eco-fascism just so she can stop using single-use plastics.
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It will be the most hilarious turn of events if Amberlynn goes full ecofacist and that's what encourages her to get healthy. I will laugh forever.
 
Salvador Dali said:
Watching her pull that out felt so surreal. This has to be the same person who sent her Infinite Jest. They need to send her Harassment Architecture and also Industrial Society and Its Future. We need Hamber to get into eco-fascism just so she can stop using single-use plastics.
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Ikr. And the dumbass doesn't even know she's getting trolled because she thinks that as long as it's a book, it's gud fer de brain. I highly doubt she's ever going to talk about either of those books but god I hope she does. I hope she tries to give one of those retarded plot summaries (that she found online) and then comes up with even more retarded reasons as to why she doesn't "vibe" with it.
 
Looking like absolute fucking shit. Dry, wrinkly and crusty. Skin looking like gravel.

Muh therapy, muh foster child.
Nobody wants to hear your lies about these supposed sessions. You lie to the professionals and you lie to your audience ABOUT the professionals, why would anyone care to hear that bullshit?
She's lucky there are still retards who buy into her fantastical stories.

It feels different this time? Kinda like the last fifty times? Yuh huh.

Fatty must've had a falling out with Jade. That'd explain the state she's in and the fact she's not forcing that gross hyper/screeching persona.
I always love seeing miserable WhaleLynn popping out to say hello.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Amber has a lot of experience with therapy.... she's got the 3-sessions-then-switch-therapists routine down to an ART!
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That's because she only likes the beginning part where she gets to live out her victim fantasy through story telling but will dip out before the work begins.

Same reason she's dying to tell us her tRAuMatiZING cHiLDhOoD SToRY but doesn't want everyone poking holes in it.
 
Dusty proposed to her newest swine qween with an almost identical ring to the Promice Ring Dusty gave her for their one year anniversary.

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I will never ever stop being fascinated at how these completely unsexual, unattractive misshapen masses get into relationships so fast and get engaged even faster. What is it about them that's making them afraid to spend even a few months single? What's with the people around them who consider them prospects? These people are living in some alternate reality. They're like animals on a farm or some shit.
 
goodgrief said:
I will never ever stop being fascinated at how these completely unsexual, unattractive misshapen masses get into relationships so fast and get engaged even faster. What is it about them that's making them afraid to spend even a few months single? What's with the people around them who consider them prospects? These people are living in some alternate reality. They're like animals on a farm or some shit.
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Months? No.
Its all fat ugly consoomer people who dont like themselves who want to find a significant other to just cosign their bad habits. The cultural significance of having a wife or husband is something that amber clings to as well.
Its all just cope.

Even if they are fat empty lifeless consoomers they still have someone who "loves them" and that makes everything that they do kinda ok.
 
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