🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Goatchoker said:
Oh man. Dusty is engaged. Alr is shitting and eating and crying currently lolol
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At least she has 12 upcoming psych appointments to discuss her feelings. 😂
ALR to Dr Smith….”I know I gained 50lb last month by my ex,ex-girlfriend got engaged again after dumping the ex-fiancé she cheated on me with. I needed food to cope with my feelings”.

Dusty sure moves quickly through the fiancés though. Feline is going to be expected to step up her game and propose now. Better make sure Amber approves of the ring first Wipey!
 
Archive only (and in potato quality) because fuck this bitch.

Gotta get up early today, so no reeeeecap yet. May work on it later.

'change in surgery timeline, going back to school, & being interviewed by you'
 
Thanks @Null.

So while her thread was messed up we’ve had the news that not only does she need to have 12 psych sessions, but they will re-evaluate their stance on her surgery in 3-4 months. I’m actually not that surprised by this, although would be very surprised if she stuck with her diet long enough to be considered a suitable surgical candidate at the end of that time. There’s also clearly something else going on with that clinic that she’s hiding from her viewers, even though shes hinted at it even before a surgeon consult. I wonder if that’s a sleep test (or resultant CPAP use) that she’s too embarrassed to tell us about. As of what she’s released so far, in the actual bariatric clinic she has only been seen/evaluated by a bariatric GP (who is the one that has ordered all her testing), a dietician, and the dietician’s psychologist boss. Given her timing is always behind, I wouldn’t be surprised if she has now met with the surgeon and has a much more realistic weight loss goal.

Shame that if surgery is now potentially in 4 months that neither you or Jade can afford to spending money on an engagement ring that isn’t cheap costume jewellery.
 
Jade doesn't buy anything. It's always Amber and the cheap stuff satisfies her because she wants gaudy not tasteful, timeless or quality.
 
I call shenanigans said:
Thanks @Null.

So while her thread was messed up we’ve had the news that not only does she need to have 12 psych sessions, but they will re-evaluate their stance on her surgery in 3-4 months. I’m actually not that surprised by this, although would be very surprised if she stuck with her diet long enough to be considered a suitable surgical candidate at the end of that time.
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I would assume that they asked her to lose 40-80 pounds during this period. The difference here is that she will need to take full responsibility if she does reach the goal. In the past, she would quit a diet on a whim and blame it on Becky or her mentalz. Now, it does not matter what the reason for failing is; she will not get the surgery. For the first time in a long long time, she will need to meet a goal and it won't be easy.

I call shenanigans said:
There’s also clearly something else going on with that clinic that she’s hiding from her viewers, even though shes hinted at it even before a surgeon consult. I wonder if that’s a sleep test (or resultant CPAP use) that she’s too embarrassed to tell us about.
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Amber tells us that there is nothing wrong with her. She sticks with the "big but healthy" mantra. At the same time, she tells us that she needs surgery to save her life. You could be right that she was tested for sleep apnea, and needs to use a CPAP for a few months. It would fit the timeline.

I call shenanigans said:
As of what she’s released so far, in the actual bariatric clinic she has only been seen/evaluated by a bariatric GP (who is the one that has ordered all her testing), a dietician, and the dietician’s psychologist boss. Given her timing is always behind, I wouldn’t be surprised if she has now met with the surgeon and has a much more realistic weight loss goal.
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As always, Amber is vague on information especially if it does not meet her narrative. The only thing that maintains her channel at this time is the WLS arc.

I call shenanigans said:
Shame that if surgery is now potentially in 4 months that neither you or Jade can afford to spending money on an engagement ring that isn’t cheap costume jewellery.
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Don't you remember that Amber told us that she is not ready to get married? I do not think that Jade is interested to get married to Amber, and she knows it. I bet that Amber is smart enough not to push the issue. Otherwise, she would be looking for another girlfriend.
 
Thank you, @Null. :winner:

I had a Plot Summary mostly typed up, but then my computer crashed and I lost it. I'm NOT watching her again, so here is the jist of the video (which she dated March 24, 2023):

Question/Comment of the day will now be audio clips sent by her audience - I guess to prove to the haydurs that Amber's not making them up. I can't wait until we get a variant of the 'Becky's Urologist Voicemail' situation type deal, and we start hearing Jade trying to alter her voice for the clips.

Amber's taking an online psychology class. She says she'll get a 'diploma certificate' for it's completion. She said she chose it to do something productive with her time, as all she thinks about and does is YouTube. She describes it as kind of feeling like therapy, and it also sounds like she's pestering her professor some. I wouldn't be surprised if she was doing it so she can better manipulate people in regards to her 'mentulz', as well as looking busy when Jade is beside her working, but maybe that's just me. She also retcons her Brown Mackie college experience to make her the victim (ex. The teachers MANIPULATED her into taking Criminal Justice, she HAD to move across the country after the first year, etc).

Amber opens stuff from per PO Box. She got a large jar of Montreal Steak Spice (then complained to her audience to stop sending her food - not even spices, protein powder, or fibre suppliments - yeah, they should send her more pee pads)! She then got 3 books. One I can't remember, but the other two were 'Bronze Era Mindset' (or something like that), and 'Weight Loss Surgery Does NOT Treat Food Addiction'. Amber was quick to push that book away.

Amber admits that her WLS updates aren't the whole story. Things are happening behind the scenes that she doesn't want to talk about, and she's excluding them from her explainations. Amber thinks that leaving out these details and telling an incomplete and non-sensical version of the story is being "transparent". She promises she'll EVENTUALLY tell us (which would be a first, if she does).

She has monthy appointments with the dietician, and her last appointment was a couple of days ago. Supposedly, the dietician told her that she's doing everything 'exactly right', and she's making progress 'where she can'. Amber says the dietician told her (exact quote) "What we expect from you (and from all patients) is imperfection". Amber admits that she was "Off track for a while" and "had major setbacks". She says she no longer has to wait a year for WLS, but now instead has to show progress after 3-4 months. Amber doesn't explain exactly what this means, or what happens after she shows progress 3-4 months from now, just saying again that stuff is going on that she doesn't want to talk about for her own well-being.

So, basically, her whole blurb of "just because I don't show my weight loss, it doesn't mean I'm off track" was total bullshit and her audience WAS CORRECT that she was off track. Sounds like she's made no meaningful progress with weightloss since starting this nonsense at the end of November 2022 (due to whatever bullshit excuse she's given them). And they are treating her with kid-gloves, telling her things like "well, just TRY for the next few months". She STILL hasn't realized that her bullshit is dragging the process out even FURTHER and they won't approve her until she meets all of their criteria (including a specific amount of weight loss) and shows that she can resist the urge to eat entire slop-buckets full of food. I'm sure once she completes this small 'try' goal, they just keep giving her 'one more little goal', so she doesn't realize that they're still making her weight wait the full year+.

LOL! (Added a screenshot because she was so quick to ditch the book, you'd miss it if you blinked):
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