🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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notfoodienotbeauty said:
What am I even looking at? Is she chewing something?
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I call shenanigans said:
I'm surprised if they really said she can go for sessions twice a week. Generally with therapy you are given homework between sessions that take time and practice to implement and change lifelong habits. Imagine her first session where she tells them all of her totally diagnosed mental disorders.
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Any psychologists that I know are incredibly busy. At least with a surgeon, it is "once and done". With psychologists, their work is spread over multiple sessions. I would be surprised if they could meet more than once a week. I suspect that she never met a psychologist for more than a few sessions and then quit. This time it won't be so easy. She could tell the surgeon after a few sessions that she is totally cured of all her eating problems.

Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Seriously, though, a pounding heart rate during the "exercise" that you're doing - which is not exercise, btw - is not angzite. It's a sign you should have been doing what every single person has been telling you to do for years, you fat, lazy fuck.
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Unless the clinic asked her to start exercising, she will do it once or twice and quit. Amber hates exercising and will not do it.

In a recent episode of MSHPL, Stephanie ranted that Dr. Nowzaradan was unfair to her after all the hard work she has done even if she hardly lost any weight. To prove it, she walked about 100 meters. I saw a lot of Amber in Stephanie.

Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
I'm in the camp that says she's sending most of this shit to herself.
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Everything is prefabricated like a reality show. She is sending those packages and also sending those questions on IG to herself.

Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
I'm also still in the camp of the WLS arc being partially or fully imaginary, much like the "therapy" she was always babbling about when she was pounding calories because the shrink didn't object to her eating on camera or just eating whatever the fuck she felt like.
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I think that going to a WLS clinic is true this time, but the bit that is imaginary is having the surgery by summer. People like @I call shenanigans have far more knowledge on the steps and work required to get the surgery than Amber. I fully expect that Amber will quit as soon as it becomes too difficult or too uncomfortable for her to continue. She thinks that since she is self-pay, they should do as they are told. Medicine does not always work that way.
 
Lmao I can't wait until they tell her those 12 sessions are once a month therefore still a year
 
If she actually wanted to lose weight, she'd go back on the ozempic. She had several months worth in her fridge. Screw the cost, it was working well for her. If she wasn't so stubborn, she'd just do that and be compliant. But no, that'd be too fast. She doesn't do anything quickly, ever.
 
Mekahineyho said:
I’ve stared at it for minutes now and even read pulpys chats and cannot figure out what is going on here. I think it’s a tooth,hole and then ???? Mush? Plaque?
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There's at least one missing tooth now and I think it's just that her remaining back teeth are pretty fucked up. That and it's a funny angle.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I think that going to a WLS clinic is true this time, but the bit that is imaginary is having the surgery by summer. People like @I call shenanigans have far more knowledge on the steps and work required to get the surgery than Amber. I fully expect that Amber will quit as soon as it becomes too difficult or too uncomfortable for her to continue. She thinks that since she is self-pay, they should do as they are told. Medicine does not always work that way.
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I think she went to the seminar that she insists wasn't a seminar and that's it. There's no way any shrink would give her a pass, and none of them would tell her she "beat the odds" or that she managed, all on her own, to ditch BED. I don't know any legit dietitian who would approve fried spam to go with all those ayygs to which she has an intolerance, that, like her BED, comes and goes like magic or convenience. I don't believe this group meeting, either. It's all perfiormative.

BTW, Hamber, you need to overtly indicate that you have an ad/promotion in your video. I'm adding that to the list of things for which I'll report your shit in a heartbeat if you fail to disclose it again. Ditto for you rubbing all over your sad limp tits or talking about nipples.

Edit so as not to followup on myself: I'm watching a reaction to this, and on the intro, she also put March 2022, just as with the "exercise" sheet. Someone posited that this is some old, random video she found.

Also: Quirky Alert has been killing it, and noticed another date discrepancy, where Hamber is talking about being bedbound in 2018, then talking about it being 2019 in her last/latest confession from the stankpartment.


Another thing I noticed in this video: she is "exercising", by walking in place. She managed just over two minutes. In the latest video, her three "sets" is fewer than four minutes combined. Yet, she wants everyone to believe she's been working out behind the scenes for weeks now - but this is all she can do? Supposedly having sex for hours? Nobody is buying this bullshit except a couple of hardcore ambabies. The frogs have deserted her.

Yep. Performative. Spinning a tale for views. It ain't working. Of the past eight videos, only three have gone over 40K views. You can tell when the frogs left as well, as the views nosedived from 80K to 50K and then generally sank since then.

We love that for you, Hamber. Yes we do.
 
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Mediogre said:
If she actually wanted to lose weight, she'd go back on the ozempic. She had several months worth in her fridge. Screw the cost, it was working well for her. If she wasn't so stubborn, she'd just do that and be compliant. But no, that'd be too fast. She doesn't do anything quickly, ever.
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Ozempic reduces appetite and makes you feel very full after a small portion (like WLS) this is why she stopped because it makes you nauseous if you eat to much aka taking away her happiness. She wasn’t able to eat non stop so she had to sit with herself and she stopped. I do not understand why she thinks she can do WLS when the medication was too much for her she’s a idiot.
 
@VirginMary As much as I understand the comparison between Amber and pigs (the insatiable appetite and food aggression, the contentment to be covered in filth, etc), whenever she opens her mouth, I can't help but think of hippos....
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...except Amber has WAY bigger ears. (And broader leg-stumps)
 
I knew it wouldn't take long for her teeth to rott out of her mouth. In 10 years we've only seen her go to the dentist twice, both times to have a black tooth removed.
Has she ever once disclosed a sponsored product?
 
This whole stop judging me bullshit she pukes out every time is what has kept her a failure. Shes been saying "dont judge me" since 2014.
You are judged from the day you're born to the day you die and if you wanna live in a bubble by all means shut the fucking camera off and get off you tube because you are a weak cunt.
Everybody judges you and everyone else, nobody is above criticism.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
I knew it wouldn't take long for her teeth to rott out of her mouth. In 10 years we've only seen her go to the dentist twice, both times to have a black tooth removed.
Has she ever once disclosed a sponsored product?
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It goes to show how gross she is. I didn't go to the dentist between the ages of 18 and 27 because I could not afford it. Just brushed 2 times a day and only had to have wisdom teeth taken out when I finally went.
Then again she doesn't even call toothpaste by its proper name, so I guess no one should be surprised.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
@VirginMary As much as I understand the comparison between Amber and pigs (the insatiable appetite and food aggression, the contentment to be covered in filth, etc), whenever she opens her mouth, I can't help but think of hippos....
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...except Amber has WAY bigger ears. (And broader leg-stumps)
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She looks like she's trying to inhale food like Kirby.
 
Xenomorph said:
This whole stop judging me bullshit she pukes out every time is what has kept her a failure. Shes been saying "dont judge me" since 2014.
You are judged from the day you're born to the day you die and if you wanna live in a bubble by all means shut the fucking camera off and get off you tube because you are a weak cunt.
Everybody judges you and everyone else, nobody is above criticism.
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Remember when she bitched a blue streak on camera about a girl SHE deemed "too fat" to be wearing a particular article of clothing.

But, yanno...sheain'tjudgingoranything
 
That picture of her teeth is going to haunt me tonight. Y'all keep comparing it to photos of pigs and hippos. I can see the comparisons. I personally think that she looks like a super obese baby who was bottled fed Mountain Dew.

Like with everything else, Amber chose orange chicken and tubs of consumer crap over actually useful items like dental insurance. Or hell, she could've been able to pay out of pocket for root canals or dental implants once upon a time. The lack of affordable dental care is a legitimate issue in the United States.

Whatever. Amber's aftercare for everything is shit, anyway. She'll lose more of her teeth from lack of care in the future. I guarantee it.

Mediogre said:
If she actually wanted to lose weight, she'd go back on the ozempic. She had several months worth in her fridge. Screw the cost, it was working well for her. If she wasn't so stubborn, she'd just do that and be compliant. But no, that'd be too fast. She doesn't do anything quickly, ever.
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Mekahineyho said:
Ozempic reduces appetite and makes you feel very full after a small portion (like WLS) this is why she stopped because it makes you nauseous if you eat to much aka taking away her happiness. She wasn’t able to eat non stop so she had to sit with herself and she stopped. I do not understand why she thinks she can do WLS when the medication was too much for her she’s a idiot.
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Amber has copped out of every single diet, appetite suppressant, or weight loss program she's been offered. A sample of her excuses: too many calories, too little calories, doctor suggested vegetables, doctor didn't suggest vegetables, "I wanted a hot dog..." I don't see how WLS would end much differently for Amber. Maybe a larger initial loss, but she'll find ways to cheat and regain sooner than later.

Xenomorph said:
This whole stop judging me bullshit she pukes out every time is what has kept her a failure. Shes been saying "dont judge me" since 2014.
You are judged from the day you're born to the day you die and if you wanna live in a bubble by all means shut the fucking camera off and get off you tube because you are a weak cunt.
Everybody judges you and everyone else, nobody is above criticism.
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People are judging her, alright. The jury ruled that Amber is old news and her content is unwatchable. Her views are not "nobody ex-Channel Awesome contributor" dire, but they are garbage for Amber. Love that for her.
 
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