🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I'd like to thank Amber for being the case study on how to turn a neutral person who didn't care about fat people into a proper fat people hater. This whole HAES advocacy phase where everything is fatphobia makes for great anti-fatness material.
 
I agree, seeing her bone structure would be fascinating. But x-rays would be absolutely useless on her. It’s why they sent her for multiple CT’s due to a collapsed lung, I mean cancer, oops I mean infection that magically disappeared. She can sit here and screech about misdiagnosis all she wants, but the fact is radiologists cannot see what the fuck is actually wrong with her due to FAT.

She damn well knew this after having a hysterectomy over 2 years ago. Yet she acts surprised every time she has a serious injury or illness, and doctors can’t tell what is going on. It must be fatphobia. That must be it,

Does she not understand that she’s larger than 90% of the population in the US? I can’t find a decent statistic, but she might be in the top 5%. Congrats?
It's more like a fraction of a percent. It's hard even to get data on. Most BMI distribution and obesity prevalence information seems to lump everything about 95% or so together (which is about 42.y BMI these days, iirc) or to divide as 30+, 35+, 40+ - so it's common that the upper tier captured will just be described as 40+ or 42.6+, depending on how they're looking at it.

I also tried putting 90 in a couple BMI calculators to get percentile - everything above 45 or so just came back "98th percentile.". Apparently the calcs haven't been configured to say, "Off the Charts; Get Help."

Eta: even though the calculator on this page was one that gave me 98th 99th* %ile for a 90 BMI, the page states this: "The 99th percentile for BMI starts at 53.9** for women and 49.7 for men."


* default gender was male, and I missed flipping it the first time.
** For 5'2"", that's about 295 ellbees.
 
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This is a very good point. It's also why I sometimes find myself feeling sad for Amber that her life is so fucking boring. She started her youtube channel trying to lose weight, but doubled in size and because of that, completely prevented herself from experiencing or achieving much in her life. I'm pretty sure that these thoughts about her own mortality haunt her from time to time, which triggers her anxietee and so she binges to feel better. And thus she is trapped in a cycle of her own making, until she wakes the fuck up and actually starts forming new habits to turn her life around.

Sometimes, while watching reaction/compilation videos of her lahyeeen or making excuses, I get irrationally irritated at Amber and have this urge to slap her across her meaty face. The clock is ticking, Amber. How long are you going to keep ruining yourself?? Do you want to get the Life by Jen ending??? Ugh...
There’s a reason why MSHPL usually goes to them trying to get surgery. Their life pre Houston is basically just them gorging themselves the whole fucking day 24/7/365. That in itself would be boring as shit to watch after the first twenty minutes for all but the feeders. That’s Amber’s life and has been for over a decade at this point. No wonder all her girlfriends eventually ditch her. Even parasite Becky noped out when they didn’t go out as often.
 
Even parasite Becky noped out when they didn’t go out as often.
I try to be low key whenever I'm in public. Non-descript... a white guy... "He looka like a man!" OLD SNL reference.

Couldn't imagine being anywhere in public where Fatwad has to be touching everything and be the center of attention. When you're THAT fucking fat, you're a freak show and peeps can't help themselves saying WTF?

I cite "Beanbag in a Hurry!" as evidence. The humiliation of 600 ellbees in public is why she makes pajeet Uber and Doordash drivers rich.

Please gorls.... cite me one fucking instance since Negress that she's actually eaten in public and filmed it.

There aren't any, despite all the old let me steal this off your plate Cheesecake Factory videos.

Slap Slappy. Prove me wrong.
 
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It means she's trying to deflect from the fact she's full of shit & has no intention of doing WLS & its nasty, nasty 'diets'.
 
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It means she's made the initial call, sent an email for the link to their online session, watched the on-line information session from her chosen clinic (let me remind you it's now called Kentucky Bariatric Institute), and decided she knew everything already that she needed to know.
It means she's trying to deflect from the fact she's full of shit & has no intention of doing WLS & its nasty, nasty 'diets'.
Exactly. That's also why she has chosen to completely ignore the section listing all the Things to do before you're first appointment.
 
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Fuck it. Im gonna go ham on this heiffer. I work as a medical plan advisor for a major medical insurance company. As such there are levels to which she needs to be under care and utilization management IF we believe she has insurance.

She needs to have documented proof of being in nutritional counseling, with multiple documentations by an ordering physician of failure attempts in a controlled setting.
She needs to have seen a behavioral therapist for at least 10 sessions to discuss the realities of weight loss surgery.
Has to complete a 52 week course of other ways to lose weight w/o dropping out with video, group sessions online etc.
Complete goal forms and realistic weight goals.
Be evaluated for body dysmorphia.
Stick a weight loss diet and lose 100 pounds before being considered.
Have to have all her comorbidities listed, tested and evaluated.
This is BEFORE SHE EVEN GETS TO MEET A WEIGHT LOSS SURGEON.

Stop fucking larping amber.
 
Fuck it. Im gonna go ham on this heiffer. I work as a medical plan advisor for a major medical insurance company. As such there are levels to which she needs to be under care and utilization management IF we believe she has insurance.

She needs to have documented proof of being in nutritional counseling, with multiple documentations by an ordering physician of failure attempts in a controlled setting.
She needs to have seen a behavioral therapist for at least 10 sessions to discuss the realities of weight loss surgery.
Has to complete a 52 week course of other ways to lose weight w/o dropping out with video, group sessions online etc.
Complete goal forms and realistic weight goals.
Be evaluated for body dysmorphia.
Stick a weight loss diet and lose 100 pounds before being considered.
Have to have all her comorbidities listed, tested and evaluated.
This is BEFORE SHE EVEN GETS TO MEET A WEIGHT LOSS SURGEON.

Stop fucking larping amber.
That may well be the requirements of the medical insurer you work for (I'm sure it is or you wouldn't post it), but other medical insurers in the states are more lax. Some require no education sessions and no pysch evaluation, others require 3-6 months medically monitored weightloss, success being measured by a % excess weight lost (anywhere from 5-15% is usual) and pysch evaluation which includes assessment for EDs. Definitely testing for co-mordbities as these form part of the approval criteria. The actual details really don't matter though because Amber not only isn't going to get approved, she doesn't want it, and she can't afford it.

I worked for years with bariatric surgeons, and to be fair I do like most of the restrictions your company has in place with the exception of 100lb weightloss and the years monitoring. Many bariatric surgery patients only have that much to lose anyway....some even less. Two comorbidities and a BMI >35, is enough for approval by the majority of health insurers that cover bariatric surgery. 52 weeks monitoring is also overkill IMO and punitive to those who are well prepared and motivated, because the longer the period goes the less weight is lost on average and motivation falls. There are metabolic advantages of WLS that go beyond the actual number of pounds an individual needs to lose to be healthy, not the least being remission of type 2 diabetes with gastric bypass surgery. The sooner a T2D can access Gastric Bypass surgery the better for both them and their medical insurer....provided they are committed to the required lifestyle changes. Gastric bypass surgery is far cheaper than a lifetime of diabetes medication and the additional healthcare costs diabetics can quickly accumulate.
 
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That may well be the requirements of the medical insurer you work for (I'm sure it is or you wouldn't post it), but other medical insurers in the states are more lax. Some require no education sessions and no pysch evaluation, others require 3-6 months medically monitored weightloss, success being measured by a % excess weight lost (anywhere from 5-15% is usual) and pysch evaluation which includes assessment for EDs. Definitely testing for co-mordbities as these form part of the approval criteria. The actual details really don't matter though because Amber not only isn't going to get approved, she doesn't want it, and she can't afford it.

I worked for years with bariatric surgeons, and to be fair I do like most of the restrictions your company has in place with the exception of 100lb weightloss and the years monitoring. Many bariatric surgery patients only have that much to lose anyway....some even less. Two comorbidities and a BMI >35, is enough for approval by the majority of health insurers that cover bariatric surgery. 52 weeks monitoring is also overkill IMO and punitive to those who are well prepared and motivated, because the longer the period goes the less weight is lost on average and motivation falls. There are metabolic advantages of WLS that go beyond the actual number of pounds an individual needs to lose to be healthy, not the least being remission of type 2 diabetes with gastric bypass surgery. The sooner a T2D can access Gastric Bypass surgery the better for both them and their medical insurer....provided they are committed to the required lifestyle changes. Gastric bypass surgery is far cheaper than a lifetime of diabetes medication and the additional healthcare costs diabetics can quickly accumulate.
These restrictions are on people over 40+ BMI for mine I should have clarified that

Medicaid has similar restrictions
  • Over the age of 13 for a female and 15 for a male.
  • Body Mass Index must be over 35 with at least one comorbidity.
    • Co-morbidities include sleep apnea, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, diabetes.
  • If you are under 21, you must have a Body Mass Index (BMI) over 40 with at least one comorbidity.
  • A letter from your primary care physician stating that weight loss surgery is medically necessary.
  • Passes a psychological exam.
  • Documentation showing that the patient tried to manage their comorbidities with standard treatment but they were not successful.
  • The patient must complete and show documentation that he or she participated in a medically supervised weight loss program for 6 months and it happened within the last 12 months prior to surgery.
  • The patient must understand they will be required to change their diet and lifestyle after surgery.
  • Nutritional and psychological services must be available before and after surgery (usually from the physician’s office).
Bitch dont even have a PCP unless you count the ER. lol
 
Weight loss surgery won’t do anything for her, anyway. It takes away the desire for food, just like Ozempic. And how many rants did I see of her bitching about how she doesn’t feel hungry anymore on it and she’s just not getting enough calories and Omg she’s gonna die she has to force herself to eat!!!

Same shit, just more expensive.
 
Weight loss surgery won’t do anything for her, anyway. It takes away the desire for food, just like Ozempic. And how many rants did I see of her bitching about how she doesn’t feel hungry anymore on it and she’s just not getting enough calories and Omg she’s gonna die she has to force herself to eat!!!

Same shit, just more expensive.
I think she'll be one of those that will eat until her stomach explodes. From what I've gathered, it's meant to physically limit your intake and may not actually hit any of the psychophysiological switches. Ozempic triggers hyper-satiation and encourages all of the negative sides of overeating. You'll notice people unable to enjoy foods anymore as it no longer tastes the same, they trigger nausea and at some point even thinking about food makes you angry. We should cheer on the WLS, the deathfat pool would go crazy.
 
She's an outlier in a nation of fatties. Her BMI was over 100 at one point. BMI isn't perfect but it is relatively accurate for someone like Hamber. There have been attempts by people here to create little Paint graphics of where her skeleton would be or where x body part is, and it's always mind blowing to see.

Like building the Burj Khalifa on a toothpick foundation.

The idea of Amber getting WLS comes up every year. While this particular saga has lasted longer than the previous, she still won't get it. She can't even be honest enough with herself to create accurate food journals. Any bariatric therapist she saw would know soon that she's a noncompliant patient and dump her if Amber didn't first.

She'd be out within 24 hours, her choice, bitching about the low calories or the sodiumz or not "vibing" with the doctor, or something else.

It'll never happen, but I wish Amber would have to see a table full of all the food she eats in a day that trash TV sometimes shows infinifats as a reality check. That won't sober her up either, because she's hopeless. It's a kick in the ass she deserves all the same.

It wouldn't faze her at all. She'd be thinking, "Hey, lunch!"

I watch her weigh-in videos, I'm till this day mesmerized by how she manages to excuse the constant gaining and gradual loss of mobility. It's fucking fascinating!

Her single greatest talent is absolving herself of responsibility or accountability.

Please gorls.... cite me one fucking instance since Negress that she's actually eaten in public and filmed it.

There was a brief clip of her and MG,W at an Indian restaurant fairly recently, where she tasted some soup (maybe pho?) and made that non-orgasmic face that means she hated it. That was the end of that clip - nothing with her pointing her sausage fingers at her or MG,W's food, no strange circular/pinching motions with her balloon hands, no annoyingly too-close shots of the food, etc.


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"I will continue to use WLS as clickbait because at this point, beyond unboxing random crap and Laygos, I have no other content to offer. As a bonus, I will reprimand viewers because they are Judgey McJudgersons who make me not want to share my weight loss jerneeee while at the same I'm fielding questions about, and making statements about, my fatassedness."
 
I am interested to see how many people stay along for this obvious LARP. It's boring and she is doing it because she cannot "fake" a medical emergency since she cannot afford the ER bill. I don't believe for a second that she even has insurance because Amber views money like that as tapping into her food fund.

Bitch literally put up a video

the LARP continues, she is literally going to kill her channel and good the bitch is so boring now. Jesus christ its 28 minutes of being sat down fuck that.

Please gaslight us more to convince ourselves that you aren't bedbound.
 
Weight loss surgery won’t do anything for her, anyway. It takes away the desire for food, just like Ozempic. And how many rants did I see of her bitching about how she doesn’t feel hungry anymore on it and she’s just not getting enough calories and Omg she’s gonna die she has to force herself to eat!!!

Same shit, just more expensive.
A year on Ozempic/Wegovy costs about the same as a gastric bypass surgery. VSG (Sleeve) is even cheaper, and in her case the most likely to be recommended because it is a shorter time under anesthesia and less complicated. Surgeons tend to recommend VSG for their infinifats these days for this reason. While not as effective, they can do a bypass stage once the patient has lost a couple of hundred pounds and it's safer. The two surgeries effectively become a duodenal switch surgery. For those that opt to go to Mexico, WLS could cost less than a 4 month supply of Ozempic.

A VSG changes the hunger hormones because it removes 70% of the stomach tissue that produces those hormones. Most patients that have the surgery say it doesn't change their hunger at all, because they still experience "head hunger" not actual hormone driven hunger. Gastric bypass doesn't change those hormone signals as the remnant stomach is left inside.
 
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