🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Boolean Bitch]

My theory on that tik tok is that Wipey left her for a bit - to go home, or traveling for a lawsuit or whatever, and Hamber made this video to make Wipey feel bad. Like, "look what you made me do when you left me alone. This is all your fault!"

Jesus Christ was that Tik Tok cringe. I agree - that was not binge eating disorder. People with binge eating disorder hide their binges & would never set up their camera to record themselves binging & crying. That was a pathetic act. Idk why but I just have this feeling that it was aimed at Wipey to make her feel guilty for something.... If it is not that then it is even more pathetic that she did this with Wipey sitting in that condo watching this performance.

edit - spelling

That's totally what it is. Do you remember on Mother's Day (2020), Becky went to go visit her dying Mom? And then Amber filmed that really gross, emotionally manipulative "I'm gonna eat my feelings video", where she tried to gorge herself to the point of sickness. She decided Mother's day belonged to HER because of her strained relationship with her mother, and was angry that Becky's mom had greater need for Becky. And then right around the time in late June/early July when wifey had that 'vacation' marked on the calendar, Amber binged 12 out of 14 days? It was also suspected that Jade had some court stuff in August, and BOOM! No Wifey in the background and Amber's depressed in every video and gained 30 lbs. Amber's most recent vlog had Jade in it, but Amber also dated that vlog as being before Halloween. This TikTok is very new, and Jade might already be gone to court. And even if we are in error, and that is a completely DIFFERENT J.F.o.N.Y. and not the Wifey J.F.o.N.Y., she'll still go visit her family for Thanksgiving "On the WEST Coast" like she did last year, and leave Amber to fend for herself. If Wifey is currently home, I wouldn't be surprised if another health scare comes up before Thanksgiving.

Yanno, I'd rather watch a fentayl addict shove a needle in their arm and die on TikTok than whatever that fake-ass 600 lb. blubberfest was about. Disgusting. Who exactly does she think she's fooling?

The young teens on TikTok who obsessively consume this cancerous content and train themselves into mental illnesses. In other words, her emotional and intellectual equals.

 

[peach tea]

Amber knows damn well she's doing keto wrong.
It is on purpose.
She'll act like she knows how, then blatantly fuck up on camera so that people will rush to her comment section.
Noooo BooBoo! That's not healthy! Here's the right way!

click click click
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Money in the bank.

You predicted the future lol

 

[lol cow supreme]

Everyones talking about a tik-tok, but theres nothing actually in the thread about said tik-tok... Is it a mass hallucination? Or does no one that watches tik tok take screenshots and post archival information?

Edit: @StrawberryDouche comes through with the archive footage so the rest of us can stay out of that cesspool. Good on ya.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

At the very end, she looks up and to her left as if she's meeting Fat Jade's eyes for approval like she does with so many of her stunts.

eta:

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I snickered pretty hard at that Tik Tok. Not outright laughing, but like goddamn that was pathetic. Bitch absolutely ate the entire pack of Chips Ahoy as a snack. It was already open for her fat paws to grab onto and everything.

My theory on that tik tok is that Wipey left her for a bit - to go home, or traveling for a lawsuit or whatever, and Hamber made this video to make Wipey feel bad. Like, "look what you made me do when you left me alone. This is all your fault!"

Jesus Christ was that Tik Tok cringe. I agree - that was not binge eating disorder. People with binge eating disorder hide their binges & would never set up their camera to record themselves binging & crying. That was a pathetic act. Idk why but I just have this feeling that it was aimed at Wipey to make her feel guilty for something.... If it is not that then it is even more pathetic that she did this with Wipey sitting in that condo watching this performance.

edit - spelling

That's totally what it is. Do you remember on Mother's Day (2020), Becky went to go visit her dying Mom? And then Amber filmed that really gross, emotionally manipulative "I'm gonna eat my feelings video", where she tried to gorge herself to the point of sickness. She decided Mother's day belonged to HER because of her strained relationship with her mother, and was angry that Becky's mom had greater need for Becky. And then right around the time in late June/early July when wifey had that 'vacation' marked on the calendar, Amber binged 12 out of 14 days? It was also suspected that Jade had some court stuff in August, and BOOM! No Wifey in the background and Amber's depressed in every video and gained 30 lbs. Amber's most recent vlog had Jade in it, but Amber also dated that vlog as being before Halloween. This TikTok is very new, and Jade might already be gone to court. And even if we are in error, and that is a completely DIFFERENT J.F.o.N.Y. and not the Wifey J.F.o.N.Y., she'll still go visit her family for Thanksgiving "On the WEST Coast" like she did last year, and leave Amber to fend for herself. If Wifey is currently home, I wouldn't be surprised if another health scare comes up before Thanksgiving.



The young teens on TikTok who obsessively consume this cancerous content and train themselves into mental illnesses. In other words, her emotional and intellectual equals.

I thought of all those times that Becky was with her family for a couple days or whatever, and then Amber would always end up in the ER right afterward for UTIs and the whatnot as if to "punish" Becky. Because heaven forbid that a twenty/thirtysomething not in a group home be expected to be alone for longer than a day. There are literal teenagers that can take better of themselves than Amber.

 

[Shade For Days]

At the very end, she looks up and to her left as if she's meeting Fat Jade's eyes for approval like she does with so many of her stunts.

eta:

cryeeng and eateeng for attention.mp4
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Has anyone else noticed that her face is getting fatter in these latest uploads - or is it just me?

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

I believe I read an article once about how narcissists are very good at crying on command and can use it to weaponize and guilt.

But those tears were sooo fake, dunno how anyone can fall for that.

 

[Gregor Samsa]

I'm a bit off topic here but, does anyone have a link to that cringy TikTok she did with this same song? The one where she acted as if she was seeing guests out the apartment and then breakin down in front of the mirror, filmed entirely in her bathroom? I can't for the life of me find it anywhere. One of my fav Amber vids.

 

[low sodium]

new CP:

 

[Baumstriezel]

This kind of dramatized shaking-crying-whimpering-over-food-before-finally-eating-it-with-gusto video is very popular in the munchie subcategory of ED fakers. Although they're usually "recovery" videos. They're pretty hilarious- watching fatasses shake and dry sob and heave in front of a snack before unhinging their jaw and vacuuming it up in milliseconds is a skit that never gets old.
She definitely got the BED thing from tiktok- lots of whales use it and "I'm in recovery, i can't eat less or i'll relapse"! excuses to not take responsibility. (IE Corissa)

 

[reinhold]

Fun fact: Amber's now-canonically-preferred song for self-pitying reenactments of teenage inner turmoil is Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls. It was originally recorded for the soundtrack of an absolutely abysmal remake of Wim Wenders' German arthouse masterpiece Wings of Desire, called City of Angels (1998 ) starring Meg Ryan and Nicolas Cage as a fucking angel.

I don't know, that just always makes me chuckle when I hear her play it. It's a naff song recorded for a naff movie, and she is fucking feeling it.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Bahahahaha. Why does she even have that junk in the house. Look at that blubber jiggle.

https://www.tiktok.com/@rarityycat/video/7162723192241671470?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7130036193880426030

Holy fucking kek. Fatty is for real fishing for sympathy bones by crying while cramming Chips Ahoy ™ down her maw. This shit will never not be funny. Thanks, Fatty. I needed a good laugh.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

This kind of dramatized shaking-crying-whimpering-over-food-before-finally-eating-it-with-gusto video is very popular in the munchie subcategory of ED fakers. Although they're usually "recovery" videos. They're pretty hilarious- watching fatasses shake and dry sob and heave in front of a snack before unhinging their jaw and vacuuming it up in milliseconds is a skit that never gets old.
She definitely got the BED thing from tiktok- lots of whales use it and "I'm in recovery, i can't eat less or i'll relapse"! excuses to not take responsibility. (IE Corissa)

Fun fact: Amber's now-canonically-preferred song for self-pitying reenactments of teenage inner turmoil is Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls. It was originally recorded for the soundtrack of an absolutely abysmal remake of Wim Wenders' German arthouse masterpiece Wings of Desire, called City of Angels (1998 ) starring Meg Ryan and Nicolas Cage as a fucking angel.

I don't know, that just always makes me chuckle when I hear her play it. It's a naff song recorded for a naff movie, and she is fucking feeling it.

The combination of these two things makes that Tik Tok particularly hilarious to me. The first time I saw it I snickered as soon as I heard that "Iris" cover. I keep rewatching this for some reason and it just gets funnier every single time "Iris" pops on. It's just so melodramatic that I can't help but feel amused. Those, and Amber's fake tears sustain me. I was fine with the Amberlynn subforum going buh bye but sometimes I miss threads like the crying gif one for that reason. Cry harder, piggy. Them bland ass Chips Ahoy cookies need more flavor added to them somehow.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

To have a “relapse” you have to have a time away from your drug of choice. Going three days and then stuffing a box of cookies down your maw, isn’t a relapse, it’s a lack of self-discipline.

For Amber, it is a relapse. Amber's cycle is very fast. Her diets tend to be set for one week but never last more than a couple of days. This is why she will never be able to lose any weight seriously. If she is good at dieting for a couple of days, she would have a cheat day. I am not sure if it is only a lack of self-discipline; she is just not that interested in losing weight.

Like what’s been said a thousand times no one gleefully puts videos on tiktok pretending to be emotional as they are fighting their addiction. She is a glutton. That acting was abysmal.

I guess that the keto diet is out the window. It was expected as with any other diet she was on. Next time she cries on video, she will tell us that she can't lose weight because of lipoedema, but still eat like a glutton. She is not wrapping her legs to help with the lipoedema since she is not interested in getting better. She likes the way she is.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

At the very end, she looks up and to her left as if she's meeting Fat Jade's eyes for approval like she does with so many of her stunts.

eta:

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Nah, I think her door is over there. She is keeping an eye out for her Ubereats delivery.

 

[Constellationzero]

This kind of dramatized shaking-crying-whimpering-over-food-before-finally-eating-it-with-gusto video is very popular in the munchie subcategory of ED fakers. Although they're usually "recovery" videos. They're pretty hilarious- watching fatasses shake and dry sob and heave in front of a snack before unhinging their jaw and vacuuming it up in milliseconds is a skit that never gets old.
She definitely got the BED thing from tiktok- lots of whales use it and "I'm in recovery, i can't eat less or i'll relapse"! excuses to not take responsibility. (IE Corissa)

Jen did it best though. Whole box of ice cream sandwiches. None of this Chips Ahoy bullshit.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Another Amber who is garbage at fake crying. Love that for her. I'm so over this chapter. She is SO happy about the lipedema diagnosis. Now she has something to point to when she starts gaining. She can cry and say she has no control of it, it's a duhseeease! It's not her fault she magically ballooned to 500 pounds. Or that she quits any diet that doesn't let her eat huge portions of garbage. Or that she quit ozempic, and the weight loss doctor, and the clinic. Nope, it's that disease. We just don't get it. I guess the millions of other women that have it are also just 500 pound fuckwits? Damn disease...
Also, if she's gonna have that many scratches and marks on her arms, she should just go ahead and start using meth. At least then she'd lose weight.

Her black leggings have likely been absorbing the constant leakage for years, and the color hiding the fluid. She never wears anything else on her legs. This constant foul moistness is why she has rampant athletes foot on her LEGS which leads to cellulitis.

This is the most horrifying thing I've read in a very long time. Imagine being in the vicinity of her and that smell! I have no idea how any of her caretakers girlfriends do it without throwing up.

 

[Constellationzero]

it's a duhseeease! It's not her fault she magically ballooned to 500 pounds.

And of course she conveniently leaves out the nurses and doctors who likely told her that the name of the game is to get BETTER, not worse.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

This is the most horrifying thing I've read in a very long time. Imagine being in the vicinity of her and that smell! I have no idea how any of her caretakers girlfriends do it without throwing up.

If you wanna see an example in action (non-Slappy) here it is from the A&E series Heavy, in 2011:

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Rickywayne left quite an impression on me over a decade ago. He starts out here north of 550 lbs, which is Amber sized.

At around 5:55, Rickywayne starts talking about his leaky laygs. Lymph leaks open and freely at the point of least resistance. The color of his lower legs are red to purple.

Ain't nobody kissing on Amber's leaky laygs unless it's twu wuv or a long con.

 

[Constellationzero]

it's twu wuv or a long con.

Or a lost bet.