🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber will truly defeat all haydurs, and just by sheer boredom. She could be sinking at the Titanic and, so how, make it dull as fuck.
 
If FatAl was on the Titanic as it was sinking she woulda been parked at the buffet until the very last glub, glub.
 
For Amber, it is a relapse. Amber's cycle is very fast. Her diets tend to be set for one week but never last more than a couple of days. This is why she will never be able to lose any weight seriously. If she is good at dieting for a couple of days, she would have a cheat day. I am not sure if it is only a lack of self-discipline; she is just not that interested in losing weight.
Not only is she just flat out not intetrested in losing weight, shes not ready to let go of food. It doesnt matter what diet shes on, keto/low carb is pissing her off and shes done every diet under the sun and avoided it like the plague. She really didnt even do keto its just low carb. Her comfort food is the very thing thats feeding into her dema. She will die like jen and nobody will be surprised. Her therapy is doing nothing, its all just money down the drain. She will forever search for a magic diet or a magic pill that lets her lose weight and also enable her hoovering up carbs.
I guess that the keto diet is out the window. It was expected as with any other diet she was on. Next time she cries on video, she will tell us that she can't lose weight because of lipoedema, but still eat like a glutton. She is not wrapping her legs to help with the lipoedema since she is not interested in getting better. She likes the way she is.
Yep. She loves her lifestyle and shes just upset she has to deal with reality. She loves the food but hates what extra weight does to her. I dont think she likes being unable to get up on a bed properly, or being out of breath just talking but theres no prying the carbs from her cold undercirculated hands.
 
She loves her lifestyle and shes just upset she has to deal with reality. She loves the food but hates what extra weight does to her. I dont think she likes being unable to get up on a bed properly, or being out of breath just talking but theres no prying the carbs from her cold undercirculated hands.
What she wants is to be seen as a victim and her situation is not her responsibility. The medical industrial complex continuously misdiagnoses her because they discriminate again obese people and her past girlfriend dismissed her symptoms, and so on. Even her body betrays her by not allowing her to lose weight even if she eats very little.
 
We're so permanently back gorls, and Big Fat Ham is still
🌝 fat
🥱boring
🔩stupid
Still waiting for the beetus arc when her foot gets chopped off so that I can for the first, and last time, visit her channel to leave a comment for our gorl, congratulating her on her weight loss!
 
Yep. She loves her lifestyle and shes just upset she has to deal with reality.
There is NO reason for her to change. She earns money. The hired help is around. Destiny, Methdad and Methmom won't give a shit.

I'm under the impression that she moved to Lexington to eat herself to death. It's not like she moved there for Becky's sake, a job, school or cultural enrichment. The apartment she never leaves is a sty, albeit a "luxury" one. She experienced 24 hour Uber Eats on vacation, and wanted it permanent. Previously, it was cook, or fast food.

Not taking advantage of the food o rama seems grossly unfair to her.
 
Forgot to put this here.
Only interesting part of the vlogs.
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Remember when Death by Jen did a video like Amber. She’d forgotten to say happy birthday to Gene or something, and cried as she ate a box of ice cream sandwiches. Very performative and designed to show Gene that even when she’s a bitch, she’s the victim.

Fat cows are all the same. Except Chantel, who is in class unto herself.
 
Remember when Death by Jen did a video like Amber. She’d forgotten to say happy birthday to Gene or something, and cried as she ate a box of ice cream sandwiches. Very performative and designed to show Gene that even when she’s a bitch, she’s the victim.

Fat cows are all the same. Except Chantel, who is in class unto herself.
That was some GOOD hilarious watchin' :story:
 

A quick Google search led to this. If I read it well, all parties agreed on a settlement that needs to be written by November 24, 2022. Thus, if true, Jade would receive some money, but likely not the hundreds of thousands of dollars that she could have hoped for. Could anyone shed more light on this?
 

A quick Google search led to this. If I read it well, all parties agreed on a settlement that needs to be written by November 24, 2022. Thus, if true, Jade would receive some money, but likely not the hundreds of thousands of dollars that she could have hoped for. Could anyone shed more light on this?

It’s dismissal of the case, no?
To me, it read ‘no one gets anything or pays anything, just quit it’ and then if they want to ‘restart’ or continue with the case, that must be noted by Nov 24th.

I could be (probably) wrong.
 
What she wants is to be seen as a victim and her situation is not her responsibility. The medical industrial complex continuously misdiagnoses her because they discriminate again obese people and her past girlfriend dismissed her symptoms, and so on. Even her body betrays her by not allowing her to lose weight even if she eats very little.
If she's the victim, then nothing's her fault.

She has 1001 excuses as to why she can't lose weight when in reality, her attitude is the problem.
Having to accept that would mean accepting she's flawed and that the situation she finds herself in is her own fault. Fat Amber doesn't have the mental fortitude for this. She's weak both mentally and physically.

We all have struggles and we've all had to deal with our fair share of shit in life, some more than others. The difference is, some people decide not to be defined by their trauma and work hard to turn their lives around. This requires some sort of introspection and reflection of self and most people just can't be bothered to do this. It's much easier to just stagnate, blame the world for your short comings and live your life miserable yet unaccountable.

This seems to be a pretty common attitude in her family.

Sure Fat Amber's start in life may have been rough but she's well into her 30s now and still blaming everyone else for what's wrong with her. Maybe if she had more time left to work on herself she could turn it around but given the permanent damage she's done to her body through her poor diet and the fact she won't live to see 40 means she's a lost cause at this point.

May as well just point and laugh.
 
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If FatAl was on the Titanic as it was sinking she woulda been parked at the buffet until the very last glub, glub.
If our gal was on the bow doing Kate Winslet with wifey grabbing her tits, that poor iceberg never had a chance and the Titanic would now be a floating museum in Boston Harbour instead of deep sixed.

Yet another instance of Hamber's fat changing the course of history.

She coulda been the ramparts we watched, absorbing cannon blow after cannon blow and laughing it off like the StaPuff Marshmellow man.

Instead, sadly enough, she's a retard and can't understand just how irrelevant she really is.

Speaking of irrelevant. Slappy gots to watch the AZ election results. See youse gorls soon.
 
It's still there
She posted a thirst trap 1 hour ago

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Although it's weird that it says user13779733969. Maybe it was a temp ban or she disputed it and they let her back if she deleted whatever caused a tos violation ?

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It's still there
She posted a thirst trap 1 hour ago

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Although it's weird that it says user13779733969. Maybe it was a temp ban or she disputed it and they let her back if she deleted whatever caused a tos violation ?
Oh shes got some eyebrows again, good for her.
 
If she was banned it was probably cos of that "relapse" video, because as we all know addicts always have a camera set up ready to capture them falling off the wagon at a moment's notice with their substance of choice at hand.

Maybe she went cryeeeeen to TikTok about how they were "dehumanising" her by not allowing her to lah on their platform or some nonsense.
 
Why is she playing reverse Instagram vs Reality?
Does she think we don't already know she's ugly?
 
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