🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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So something I thought of just because mook bongs just dipped. Do you think Jade put a hard ban on them and said you stop that or no money. I think Jade is definitely the chief earner but 3 jobs tell me she's either paying these lawyers or preparing to bail.

You don't get 3 jobs without an aim, usually its school but obviously she graduated so she is up to something.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
I think Jade is definitely the chief earner but 3 jobs tell me she's either paying these lawyers or preparing to bail.
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I don't know how someone with three jobs has so much free and available time to haul around a fat load to her surprise hourly ER visits and various appointments and diagnostics.

The only people who can constantly leave their jobs at a moment's notice are people who don't have jobs, or are self employed and running a failing business.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
I don't know how someone with three jobs has so much free and available time to haul around a fat load to her surprise hourly ER visits and various appointments and diagnostics.

The only people who can constantly leave their jobs at a moment's notice are people who don't have jobs, or are self employed and running a failing business.
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The only words about her 3 jobs were from Amber and we know how reliable she is. She has her on-line tech support job and perhaps an UberEats side hustle. She probably makes as much as Amber’s.
 
Now, I'm just a dumbass who doesn't understand nutrition like she does. But I could have sworn reading a book where the expert was quoted as saying "Of course your children like ranch dressing. It has a lot of sugar in it."

Doesn't the interwebz say that EVOO n vinegar is recommended for keto? Also, because it fucking helps greens shine? Oops, wouldn't want that.

Like I said, a dumbass. Guzzle that ranch, babe-uh.
 
She's struggling fer sure. It's easy as fuck when you document yer Fat Happy Self while the JewTube bucks roll in. But in the immortal words of "NOBODY CARES!" is where she finds herself in the current sitch'ee'ashuun type deal molment.

The struggle for ANY kind of relevancy is real... and it ain't workin' because the pure snark, cuntiness, and hostility towards the haydurs, youse, me, is oozing out of everything she posts these days.

Do I give a single screaming fuck about yer CT scan? Do I give same fuck about you eating your legs into lymph/limp nightmare status? Do I give same zero fucks to your new "cure all" keto bullshit?

NO, I don't. No fucks given. Not trying to speak for all youse gorls, but the only reason I come to this thread is YOUSE. Loves ya! Makes me giggle like Hamber giving a hand job to three guys at once in a dark movie theater. Uh-huh.

Youse is the only reason the 600 ellbee dainty Hymen intact princess makes me laugh.

Keeps up the good work. And oh, D Coke fer Life, PM anytime and I'll Zelle ya enough Dinero to keeps yer liver in a cerrosis state. The death of yer liver is saving my old cerrotic liver.
 
Bibbity Bobbity said:
Now, I'm just a dumbass who doesn't understand nutrition like she does. But I could have sworn reading a book where the expert was quoted as saying "Of course your children like ranch dressing. It has a lot of sugar in it."

Doesn't the interwebz say that EVOO n vinegar is recommended for keto? Also, because it fucking helps greens shine? Oops, wouldn't want that.

Like I said, a dumbass. Guzzle that ranch, babe-uh.
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Yeah, I was on a keto diet for a while. Ranch is definitely not keto and she drenched her salad with it. I highly doubt she's keeping an accurate count of her carbs or calories. Parm crisps are delicious but you shouldn't heap them on a salad like croutons.
 
If Chantal can hurple her way to Kuwait then Big Al can surely leave the Luxury Villa now and again to give us Wommart and Cheesecake Factory vlogs.
 
Pudgy Bear Claws said:
Yeah, I was on a keto diet for a while. Ranch is definitely not keto and she drenched her salad with it. I highly doubt she's keeping an accurate count of her carbs or calories. Parm crisps are delicious but you shouldn't heap them on a salad like croutons.
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Dear leader mentioned he was on keto on the MATI stream yesterday.
They can help each other out, nobody understands nutrition like she does.
 
Amber knows damn well she's doing keto wrong.
It is on purpose.
She'll act like she knows how, then blatantly fuck up on camera so that people will rush to her comment section.
Noooo BooBoo! That's not healthy! Here's the right way!

click click click
view view view

Money in the bank.
 
On the topic of The Narc Alert heart attack and Fat Cunt's reaction, her Youtube audience (at least the majority of them) are almost as insufferable as Hamber when it comes to acting as though they are morally superior.

They did the same with LyfeOfAWhateverTheFuck didn't they? She makes a fuck ton of videos tearing down good ol' Albert but good ol' Albert is a big meanie for being a dickhead back.

I do, however, enjoy the super kind, always empathic character vanishing in the blink of an eye.
The retards crying over the heart attack comment are the sames ones having complete tantrums over the Stevie Wonder comment. That includes Karina Kaboom with her sad ''YOU NEED TO APOLOGISE TO HIM'' comment.
 
dfranki723 said:
That includes Karina Kaboom with her sad ''YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE" is not in this fat fuck's vocabulary in any way, shape, or form.
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FIFY. Hamber's narc sees nothing beyond her 600 ellbee self, no matter who they are or the level of her own retarded self. Doctors, her own Ambabies, us...

Even those that genuinely support this ignorant fuck.

Throw them all in the sea and let them drown.

It's amazing to watch the psychosis nearly as much as the troons that tried to take us down. Except she's absolutely disgusting. In manner, retarded beliefs, contempt for the medical community that's tried to help her without blurting the word FAT...

There is an awakening coming to this death fat and she's clueless about it.

Not like she doesn't whine about everything in her life already and fake cry about it all.

I'll ask this. If it were dear Slappy here posting his daily shovel in the face and whining about it on YouTube , would any of y'all give a fuck?

No, you wouldn't. And neither would I
 
halloween festivities!!! & a little gf shopping behind the scenes | vlog

In this vlog, Fat Amber is still fat, boring and doesn't leave the apartment. The End.


 
I haven't been to the farms since it's come back and I'm slowly catcheen up to Amberlynn's videos so I'm a little late to the party. The last video I saw was her saying she got PTSD from the hospital and I swear to god, the beanbag is like a dowsing rod for a-logs. Suddenly everyone in the reaction comments is saying how narcissistic it is to gloat about mental illness for attention while sharing their sob stories and gloating about mental illness for attention.

I swear there's only 2 or so reaction channels at this point that treat Amberlynn like a proper lolcow and not their archnemesis.
 
Black-coffee-queen said:
JFC can you imagine? So, is it like clear fluid like water or more pus ? Is it sticky? Is it a lot? Nope! I can’t 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
And that was the leg situation 5-6 years ago!
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It's light yellow in color and watery, a lot like piss. It is not thick or pus-like and not bloody, unless there's an open wound involved which start as pinholes, but can grow quickly because of the skin being stretched by the fluid swelling.
 
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