🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Didnt she film all these all at once and then schedule the entire month of May's videos? This is why she is doling out her Torrid and amazon order into "on item a day". She actually opened them all up at once and is just parsing them out over 20 videos. So glad she could program in an "I'm sick" arc.
 
This is not how you use the word "aesthetic". Something isn't an aesthetic, it's either aesthetically pleasing or not. This is the new "It is what it is" and "Love that" along with giving everything female pronouns.

Oooh she soft! Oooo she so cute!
Also, why is everything so "cute"? Jesus gorl, it's an oil pourer. How can it be cute?!

Rate me MATI because this one made me almost flip my table.
 
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TrainWreckSpotter said:
If they're planning to move, why don't they wait to buy things for their "new life together" after they move? This is just more shit to pack.
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This fat fucker isn't moveen anywhere. She is too fat to fly. Too fat to travel by bus. Can only travel by car for an hour or so - she admits to 2, so it will not be anywhere near that length of time. So she only has walkeen left and that challenge will have ended now she is ill. She lasted for 2 walks.
In her first walk she managed 0.2 mile in 6 minutes and only 0.5 in 21 minutes - so the next 0.3 of a mile took her 15 minutes. Tells me she can only manage 0.2 mile before she's gassed. So she can walk about 350 yards (doubtful).
Only option left is a flat-bed truck or a van and she'll never admit to that. Thinking back, they hired a van to move their 'belongings' from the gaycare so Fatty could be a pig in the city.
If we go by when she moved in, her lease should be up by mid-July. No doubt there'll be some excuse or mystery illness why she can't move.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
This fat fucker isn't moveen anywhere. She is too fat to fly. Too fat to travel by bus. Can only travel by car for an hour or so - she admits to 2, so it will not be anywhere near that length of time. So she only has walkeen left and that challenge will have ended now she is ill. She lasted for 2 walks.
In her first walk she managed 0.2 mile in 6 minutes and only 0.5 in 21 minutes - so the next 0.3 of a mile took her 15 minutes. Tells me she can only manage 0.2 mile before she's gassed. So she can walk about 350 yards (doubtful).
Only option left is a flat-bed truck or a van and she'll never admit to that. Thinking back, they hired a van to move their 'belongings' from the gaycare so Fatty could be a pig in the city.
If we go by when she moved in, her lease should be up by mid-July. No doubt there'll be some excuse or mystery illness why she can't move.
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The 3 bedroom at the Henry is $2300 a month and wifey needs to move somewhere cheaper where her cow can support her without her working 2 jobs. Maybey wifey has good enough credit and amber has the cash to buy a small place in Tennessee, in wifeys name of course, and amber can pay the mortgage instead of rent which doesnt build wealth.
 
Embrace the gluttony piggy. Film that shit and show laygs....
Or fuck off.

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Her skin is so pale. The only color she has are her dark eye circles, the beetus necklace and jaundice around her mouth. All of which are abnormal. Also, are her lips blue? Could be from lack of oxygen, or maybe from playing with the lipstick, but I noticed this earlier in the video as well..
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"Skinny clean people get cellulitis too" - bitch, fuck OFF with that shit

Seems the 30-odd packs of rainbow scratch-off cards that 'supposivly' stopped her alleged compulsive picking didn't work too well (didn't stop the hag binging either)

Still no verbal disclosure of her affiliate status and she didn't even bother to put the 'I forgot' notice or the shop link in her description lol - such effort

Still fat. Still boring. At this point she's not even worth hate-watching and I couldn't care less if she never puts her housenigger aide on camera either
 
Cheese Trap said:
That's not a poop bun any more, that's a diarrhoea bun.

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Not even Becky times witnessed this, she must be really unhappy with wipey.
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But she showers every day now and loves it. 😂 If skinny people get cellulitis too then how come I've never heard of one? Maybe they do, but I doubt they get it several times a year, for multiple years in a row. It's probably at the point the ER doctors recognize her and know what she is coming for the molment they see her waddling into the hospital.
 
dollastoho said:
Her skin is so pale. The only color she has are her dark eye circles, the beetus necklace and jaundice around her mouth. All of which are abnormal. Also, are her lips blue? Could be from lack of oxygen, or maybe from playing with the lipstick, but I noticed this earlier in the video as well..
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Her lips have been blue in the videos for the past month now, but this latest set of recorded videos its very noticible. It always looks like she just ate a grape icepop
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Still no verbal disclosure of her affiliate status and she didn't even bother to put the 'I forgot' notice or the shop link in her description lol - such effort
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These vlogs have all been pre-recorded and scheduled for May, so she's not recorded a video SINCE disclosing her amazon affiliate status. Once we does a new set of videos she'll either do it, or just continue to think the text in the description is good enough.
 
lol cow supreme said:
Her lips have been blue in the videos for the past month now, but this latest set of recorded videos its very noticible. It always looks like she just ate a grape icepop

These vlogs have all been pre-recorded and scheduled for May, so she's not recorded a video SINCE disclosing her amazon affiliate status. Once we does a new set of videos she'll either do it, or just continue to think the text in the description is good enough.
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I can't watch her, but I saw someone say she said "not sponsored" on some of the junk food she ate, so apparently she can let people know when she isn't sponsored, but not when she is.

Those fruity pebbles things she ate, did she act like she has never had them before, because I'm almost positive this isn't the first time she has shown them on her channel?
 
As stated prior Amber realistically cannot afford to move states due to the living cost price. TN is slowly getting higher and higher. Bougie places in Nashville are pricey and the city's cost of living is higher. Jade is probably on about $2500 a month and that combined with Amber's about $3000 means combines is $5500. This is more than enough for most people but not Amber because she probably spends at least $3000 on miscellaneous things like food and crap.

Cross state movers are pricey and easily cost 1000s, the income tax is 0% because Ky's is 5% but the trade off is paying a higher sales tax of 9.5%, applying local sales which is Nashville. She'll go to Nashville 1000%. Rural TN is stunning but it's a harder life due to transport and services. Amber is going to find the southern (true southern) a lot different. TN people are great but you don't fuck with them, especially the country kind.
 
I think Jade won the initial battles, but Amber will win the war. The performative way she has her opening those boxes for her for the camera, which she's perfectly capable for doing herself. The meals, walking Twinkie from the beginning, probably doing the litter boxes and more arduous domestic tasks. And now that she's sick, and supposedly can't do anything, I'm sure she'd taking up more of the slack. I think Jade may have underestimated Amber's long manipulative game. She's training her to tend to her needs, like the last but(t)ler. I'm surprised Amber hasn't had her tying her shoes on camera.

Clearly, Jade hasn't been* helping nearly enough with the hygiene issues, since she's come down with, 'Becky's out of town' disease, again.
 
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