🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dfranki723]

She was over 600 lbs on her 29th birthday and the only way anyone will ever convince me otherwise is to build a time machine, go back in time, and have Amber livestream a weigh in where we can see both Amber and the scale.
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Definitely.
I always think of that picture where she's trying to get Becky to stand with her legs apart and look upwards. She's absolutely monstrous in that video, if she's around 500lbs now and managed to look so drastically bigger back then - she was over 600lbs whether she admits it or not.

You have to gain a lot of fucking weight to look noticeably bigger when you're already super morbidly obese.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Oh my god. I refuse to believe that she's this stupid about taking her Lamictal - it takes months to taper up to a dose that high, and every time a psychiatrist sees a patient that takes it, they tend to be very, very thorough in making sure that the patient is compliant with taking it every day, since taking the wrong dose/not being consistent with taking it can lead to Stevens-Johnson Syndrome, which is a very serious and sometimes life-threatening side effect. And she knows this, because I specifically recall her speaking about being on Lamictal and how it can cause a "deathly rash".

Something about the way she says she "goes in waves" of taking her meds correctly makes it seem like she thinks it makes her some cute, quirky, misunderstood Manic Pixie Piggy Dream Girl.

I’m on 200 mgs of this shit for seizures and there are two things that you DO NOT do. You don’t break the pills and you damn sure don’t go on and off of them willingly. Hamber thinks it’s cool to pretend to be the emo girl with manic tendencies that goes off the fucking reservation regularly for attention, but mania is by far not the only side effect of neglecting your lamyctil. This vapid cunt isn’t taking her meds at all. If she ever actually felt what happens to your body when you are doing what she CLAIMS she’s doing with this particular medication….she would never willingly put herself through that and there would be a multitude of other symptoms that could easily be spotted. She says this shit for attention. Point blank period.

 

[Cosmologic]

100% agree with this. her body does look slightly different, but not because she’s actually putting any effort in. it’s mostly because gravity is taking its toll now that she’s approaching 32, which for someone at her size with her problems is the equivalent of 80.

she’s eating fruity pebbles and cream cheese and showing us maybe 45 seconds of “mobility” in each vlog. i know that some of you have taken her moving around and walkeen at face value, but she’s clearly on a delusional streak right now, and she’s at the very least capable of pretending to do more than she actually can just to show off. she just wants to FEEL accomplished so she doesn’t have to put the work in to BE accomplished.

just wanna emphasize here: i do not believe she is actually more mobile or anymore capable of moving around now than when she was 200 pounds lighter. even in the destiny era she said she had trouble moving around without becoming exhausted, and we saw at even 615 that she is capable of walking around in short bursts. i fully believe that any extra “mobility” we’re seeing is overcompensation and commitment to the lies.

also: jade is becoming more comfortable being acknowledged and vaguely participating in videos now, so i’m betting that there’s gonna be a face reveal coming up sooner rather than later, and of course past the point where anyone truly cares!

 

[C3PBRO]

Hi guys. Just ducking in cause I noticed something while watching Amber's most recent video;

"Jade" appears a few more times while she's typing, I just capped one. She uses an iPhone, and as per Apple's predictive text support page, "as you type text on the iPhone keyboard, you see predictions for your next word, emoji that could take the place of your word, and other suggestions based on your recent activity."

I know we've been knew wipey is Jade, just always nice to find more breadcrumbs of info that locks Amber into her lies.

 

[WasabiPasta]

I know we've been knew wipey is Jade, just always nice to find more breadcrumbs of info that locks Amber into her lies.

Is it though? Nice I mean? it's either that she intentionally left it there to get people talking, or she accidently missed it because Amber is a goddamn moron.
Either way, fucking yawn, boring.

Amber is a dull, Chantalverse is stale, this is a terrible era for the fat cows.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

She really is beyond help. SHE is the one not taking her medicine. How arrogant do you have to be, to not take your medicine, then say you're having a bad mentulz day? Same with everything - she knows what works for her.
Just wondering as someone from outside the US, can doctors refuse to treat a patient if they are repeatedly uncompliant? It might explain why she bounces from doctor to doctor. Not her doctor shopping, but rather them refusing to waste their time.

0.8 of a pound lost? Wow, fatass, gongrats on taking your morning shit.

I’m on 200 mgs of this shit for seizures and there are two things that you DO NOT do. You don’t break the pills and you damn sure don’t go on and off of them willingly. Hamber thinks it’s cool to pretend to be the emo girl with manic tendencies that goes off the fucking reservation regularly for attention, but mania is by far not the only side effect of neglecting your lamyctil. This vapid cunt isn’t taking her meds at all. If she ever actually felt what happens to your body when you are doing what she CLAIMS she’s doing with this particular medication….she would never willingly put herself through that and there would be a multitude of other symptoms that could easily be spotted. She says this shit for attention. Point blank period.

I forgot to add that my doctor tests my blood to check my lamyctil levels EVERY SINGLE MONTH.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I feel like they just put Amber on that shit to humor her. She’s also really big so 20mg would not work the same way as it would for a regular sized person. She might as well be eating breath mints at that point. Nobody who is actually on a decent working dosage of Lamictal could just haphazardly start and stop like that. That tells me she’s either never actually taken any of her pills or it simply doesn’t work because she’s on too low of a dose for her weight.

Here are her medications from her surgical report

Outpatient Medication/Rx Writer:

Estradiol 1 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
Sertraline 50 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
lamotrigine 150 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day

I suspect that she goes on and off on all her medications. One reason might be that she never go back to the doctor and can’t have any repeats.

 

[peach tea]

Here are her medications from her surgical report

Outpatient Medication/Rx Writer:

Estradiol 1 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
Sertraline 50 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
lamotrigine 150 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day

I suspect that she goes on and off on all her medications. One reason might be that she never go back to the doctor and can’t have any repeats.

My B. I misread the screenshot last night when I was half asleep and thought I read 20mg instead of 200mg. My point about her not being bipolar stands though, along with the fact that there’s no way she’s stopping and starting Lamictal like she says she is. It has way too many side effects for that and it’s not something you fuck around with as @Totally real FBI Frank stated above.

Thanks for the correction. I need to go back and double check myself more in the future.

Edit: deleted the original post as to not shit up the thread since it appears in the quote anyway.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

She was over 600 lbs on her 29th birthday and the only way anyone will ever convince me otherwise is to build a time machine, go back in time, and have Amber livestream a weigh in where we can see both Amber and the scale.
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This is like center of the universe black hole fucking massive. She can deny forever, but peeps have eyes and can see for themselves the lard that was overflowing the container that was meant to withhold it. It's beyond Jabba the Hutt shit. It's free flowing FAT.

Okay, I'm a skeptical and cruel bitch. She has made (a dent or another fold?) since this picture. Ya, yaaah and fuck her. Still waaaaaay too fucking massive.

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

Oh my god. I refuse to believe that she's this stupid about taking her Lamictal - it takes months to taper up to a dose that high, and every time a psychiatrist sees a patient that takes it, they tend to be very, very thorough in making sure that the patient is compliant with taking it every day, since taking the wrong dose/not being consistent with taking it can lead to Stevens-Johnson Syndrome, which is a very serious and sometimes life-threatening side effect. And she knows this, because I specifically recall her speaking about being on Lamictal and how it can cause a "deathly rash".

Something about the way she says she "goes in waves" of taking her meds correctly makes it seem like she thinks it makes her some cute, quirky, misunderstood Manic Pixie Piggy Dream Girl.

I agree, she just thinks it makes her quirky to not take her medication correctly. She would be experiencing severe side effects from taking her Lamictal "in waves".

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Would you rather look like Amber for a month or smell like Amber for a year?

 

[lemondyke01]

Would you rather look like Amber for a month or smell like Amber for a year?

Look like Amber. That way, I could impersonate her and make people wonder why she ended up in Canada. Then me and Chantal would collab.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Hi guys. Just ducking in cause I noticed something while watching Amber's most recent video;
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"Jade" appears a few more times while she's typing, I just capped one. She uses an iPhone, and as per Apple's predictive text support page, "as you type text on the iPhone keyboard, you see predictions for your next word, emoji that could take the place of your word, and other suggestions based on your recent activity."

I know we've been knew wipey is Jade, just always nice to find more breadcrumbs of info that locks Amber into her lies.

Silly Bro, Amber is clearly dunking on the Haydurs by making us think that Jade, who is actually called Alex, is actually called Jade, so that we leave Alex alone. It's our fault she has to tell these lies

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

This thread is deader than Fatty's shark eyes

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

Here are her medications from her surgical report

Outpatient Medication/Rx Writer:

Estradiol 1 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
Sertraline 50 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
lamotrigine 150 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day

I suspect that she goes on and off on all her medications. One reason might be that she never go back to the doctor and can’t have any repeats.

These are all meds that get monitored monthly or bi-monthly btw, I take blood in a psycho clinic so I know the procedures. If you are not complying with taking the meds as directed indicated by your blood levels, the doctor will discusses this with you and probably stop seeing you because you are not trying to comply. Basically shes not taking meds, or shes lying about taking them/ not taking them because that would mean shes not getting a prescription or she is doctor shopping, Munchie saga when?

 

[FatalTater]

I guess with Amber's last video we were supposed to get all excited because Jade's voice was heard a few times !!111! AND! Amber put cream cheese on something so we should all rush to tell her how bad it is in the comments so her channel get the interaction, same with her art that she shows off like a proud child, "Look Mommy Internet! I scratched paper instead of my ass! Isn't it neat?"
Ultimate attention-seeking moment? A full body shot in tight clothes! On the scale! Aren't we excited to talk about this?

No.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Would you rather look like Amber for a month or smell like Amber for a year?

If I smelled like her for a year, would I qualify for disability?

 

[Insulin reid]

If I smelled like her for a year, would I qualify for disability?

No but everyone around you would.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

No but everyone around you would.

 

[ADHD]

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