Turd Fergusson
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Clearly, the account has been taken by someone from the U.K. Very few people outside the U.K. would know who Saville is. By the way, her favourite celebrity is Miley Cyrus.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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I think shes doing everything she possibly can to avoid realizing how big she is and tight clothes are a nightmare for her. The picking at clothes is her not wanting to realize how massive and uncomfortable it is to be her. Inches of adipose fat that jiggle under clingy clothes must feel like a nightmare. She always likes flowy things and yoga pants because you can just become a giant blob and get bigger and still be comfy compared to most of the shit she buys.
This would be solved with bigger sizes (your right there arent any except for giant "ive given up" muumuu) or a smaller amber, which will never happen.
Good.
Wipey is confirmed 100% feeder but that bitch wants her cows mobile. She parades them around and with amber wanting to go buy dumb shit all the time i bet wipey loves this.
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Sat here, waiting for Fatty's latest April filmed video to drop, when this was recommended to me. Ah....the good ol' days
beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
True & Honest Fan
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I've seen that video a few good times, but christ on a shit, listen to those car revs.
notfoodienotbeauty
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I used to love watching the car bounce around when she was in it because her fat ass broke the shocks. That and her spilling into Becky's side because she couldn't fit on the passenger side. Ah, the good old days.
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Yawn! Ninjaed from Reddit:
Btw yeah she uploaded a new video, no one cares.
Btw yeah she uploaded a new video, no one cares.
Murderous Anas
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Oh my god. I refuse to believe that she's this stupid about taking her Lamictal - it takes months to taper up to a dose that high, and every time a psychiatrist sees a patient that takes it, they tend to be very, very thorough in making sure that the patient is compliant with taking it every day, since taking the wrong dose/not being consistent with taking it can lead to Stevens-Johnson Syndrome, which is a very serious and sometimes life-threatening side effect. And she knows this, because I specifically recall her speaking about being on Lamictal and how it can cause a "deathly rash".
Something about the way she says she "goes in waves" of taking her meds correctly makes it seem like she thinks it makes her some cute, quirky, misunderstood Manic
FupaCitySheriff
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She really is beyond help. SHE is the one not taking her medicine. How arrogant do you have to be, to not take your medicine, then say you're having a bad mentulz day? Same with everything - she knows what works for her.
Just wondering as someone from outside the US, can doctors refuse to treat a patient if they are repeatedly uncompliant? It might explain why she bounces from doctor to doctor. Not her doctor shopping, but rather them refusing to waste their time.
Witch Bitch
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Destiny's such a shitty person that her girl friends all go for-
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Short answer, yes. They will get a nice little letter in the mail telling them not to come back. But with Amber, it’s much more likely that she’s just switching doctors because only she knows what works for her. I cannot remember her going to the same doctor for more than 2 months (I guess the oncologist might count, but I’m skeptical if she’s even going back there now).
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I KNEW SHE WOULD BE CRAWLIN BACK TO THE COCK. Inb4 this whale somehow by the power of inbreeding and the stupid being extra fertile will have a caramel colored heifer. And of course a single Mom on the dole.Can't remember seeing it in here.
Dana and her new nigga.
What's about the morbidly obese and niggas?
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Euphoria is a mania symptom. So if you skip your side-effect inducing pills you'll probably feel really good. It is easy to see why people skip meds. bipolar patients tend to have many episodes of non-compliance with meds unless someone in their life is on their ass about it constantly.
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New video uploaded 4 hrs ago -
I’M OBSESSED WITH WEIGHING MYSELF | vlog
She doesn't need advice. Hope she remembers that during her next inevitable ER visit..
I’M OBSESSED WITH WEIGHING MYSELF | vlog
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This is late but I can't emphasize enough how funny this is. I didn't know skipping lunch was such a scary feat, let alone a second one.
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0.8 of a pound lost? Wow, fatass, gongrats on taking your morning shit.
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When the scale fluctuates over the same (maybe) 10 pounds on a daily basis at (whatever) actual ellbees, fuck dat. She should be taking her blood pressure on a daily basis, not quibbling over .02 pounds lost or gained.
But daphuq do I know. Hulthy but fucking dead, just like skinny peepos.
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She was over 600 lbs on her 29th birthday and the only way anyone will ever convince me otherwise is to build a time machine, go back in time, and have Amber livestream a weigh in where we can see both Amber and the scale.
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she's got uterus cancer, bleed a shit ton of blood and she still can't stop stuffing her moonface. i don't think she gives a fuck about potential Stevens Johnson syndrome
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This is late but I can't emphasize enough how funny this is. I didn't know skipping lunch was such a scary feat, let alone a second one.
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Wow, I actually almost forgot that at one time her videos used to be entertaining, but they actually were, because the people around her were entertaining. Even Beggy, who on her own has the personality of a wet sponge, was more interesting when interacting with Hamber and visa versa. Now AL's videos her videos are just her inside in her apartment, either by herself or accompanied by whatever random body parts Wipey has consented to allow on camera, she's duller than dishwater
I think that might actually be a woman. I'm not 100 percent sure, but their brow ridge appears flat, not thick and prominent like a male's usually is and that curly , sparse facial hair is something I've seen on black women with hormone imbalances. Again not sure...it's about 50/50 either way.
She actually copied and pasted the exact same message about forgetting to mention that she's an Amazon affiliate that she used in the last video? Unbelievable.
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You are not bipolar, you attention whoring cunt.
I doubt she's taking these fucking meds at all.
Well, it isn't like she could have some regular, plain old x condition. She clearly has the prime version of anything, putting her above the proles, because she's just so fucking quirky and speshul.
Absolutely over 600. I'd say 640-ish here.
She's just lazy, and that same thing is on mutiple videos since the one she got called out for once again being a scammer. Telling you right now, Fatty: you better change his "I forgot" shit on you videos going forward. You "forgot" once. That's all you get. You do not get to use that same stupid fucking excuse on every video past that. Change it to accurately inform people about your affiliate shit without the inane and incorrect "I forgot".
Recap "I'm obsessed with weighing myself | vlog
Doing so well with all this vlogging, for real, guize.
Fix that disclosure text, bitch.
Opens with Amazon shit, "purchased by moi". Great, can't wait to see more tacky bullshit you buy that will likely never be used. JFC, the wounds/scars on her arm. Hope you're happy trying to convince people you pick your skin compulsively to the point where you now have beetus poor wound healing because you had to do it somewhere people would see it. Cleaner crap she of course saw on TikTok. It occurs to me that Big Ham, useless waste of resources, would be a waste o time in those consumer focus groups that companies do, because she will literally be amazed with any fucking thing and ant to buy it, even if is melts your skin off if you use it without gloves, or gives you nonstop diarrhea, leading to dehydration and organ failure due to electrolyte imbalances. She wouldn't care, and would skew their results.
OK, where were we? Right, cleaner. Skipped over her pretending to be a trained seal for the "gf" and laughing and giggling instead of just saying something about the shit an moving on - this is just another reason people won't watch your boring ass videos, Hamber. You're constantly talking or laughing at your fucking "gf" instead of talking to the audience. If she wants to be a character in this universe tell her to get on the fucking camera. Nobody is interested in whatever it is she has to say about anything otherwise. She does her wheezing laugh at something the"gf" says, and leans over onto the counter because it's so fucking funny, with a caption something about she would normally edit out. THEN DO THAT, YOU STUPID TWAT. Nobody is interested in your gasping, wheezing shitfest of a laugh over something that is not hysterically funny.
Got a dog food and a dog treat container, to continue her streak of buying containers for things that already come in containers. Salt and pepper grinder kit that this time the "gf" does a gasp and says it's just what she wanted! Sure, like either of you cook enough to be able to appreciate them, "So uh-seh-dic" Big Ham declares. You don't know shit about aesthetics, bitch.
Rarity is trying to sit in a very small box. Awww. Skipped Hamber yakking and telling the "gf" to look. Wasabi! Hello, kitty! Rarity reaches out to touch him. So cute! Hamber ruins things and does her irritating af cackling.
FFS, a "taste test". "Listen," she says, using yet another fucking crutch words she's picked up from somewhere. Of course it isn't something exotic,or from another country, or just a regular food she has never had. Nope, it's sugar loaded crap: Fruity Pebbles made into a crisp. Her favorite cereal, when it isn't Capn Crunch. Makes it a point to tell us that it's just 140 calories per bag. There's more to food than just its overall calories, dumbass. Congrats, more empty calories with no nutritive value, but a lot of sugar, BeetusLynn.
Big Ham says she was expecting the crap in the bag to be, like puffed! But is shocked to discover they're like chips, Yes, because that's what "crisps" are, FoodieLynn. Gets the "gf" to have one with her. They crunch into them and Hamber does her exaggerated ohmygod acting bullshit like it's beluga caviar with truffle shavings instead of a sugar-laden beetus bomb. The"gf" hates it and actually spits it out, so one point from me for that, Hamber says all she needs to go with it is a glass of melk. Spends almost a full minute ignore the audience and speaking to the "gf"'s disembodied voice. Way o keep that rapport with your audience, Ham. She then puts a blob of cream choose on another crisp and throw it in her piehole. Does that stupid wide-eyed reaction she does to every food, and the "gf" chimes in: "Best thing I ever ate." Another point from me, as Big Ham repeats the line. So fucking predictable. Has another one, again with cream cheese. Bet she ate the rest of the bag like that.
We are now six minutes into this 11:50 video, and still nothing at all about how "obsessed" she is with weighing in.
Twinkie! And who is holding her leash? Certainly not Hamber. No, if you have a caretaker, that's their job. tells us to watch how Twinkie walks over a drainage grate. Twinkie jumps over it instead of walking across it as a fuck you to Big Ham. Twinkie goes into the grass to do her business. Hamber walks with her shadow, which is fucking gigantic. She waves at herself, meaning that she is still not walking Twinkie.
Now it's the next day. A bad muh mentalz day. JFC, just because you're not wheezy and laughing at some stupid thing, it doesn't mean you're depressed or it's a muh mentlz day. Of course she "binged" the night before. No, you did not. You just felt like eating shitty food, so that's what you did. You do not have BED. Oh, of course: she downloaded some fucking app to "track your binging". Stop using all these fucking apps. I needn't worry, I think. She'll use that about as consistently as she uses anything else and then it goes into the memory hole. This all means that she has "started overrrr" she says with that fucking vocal fry she's copied from someone. Vocal fry is neither quirky nor cute, Fatty.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. More fucking "art" cards, and I am skipping this 4th grade level bullshit.
Goddamn, no wonder people can't sit through this shit. She's figured out how to record her phone screen and just has to show this newest fucking app she'll use once and then never again. Skip.
Twinkie! Rarity! they're on the bed, and Hamber has to put her balloon hand into the frame and do some pointing to tell us to not mind something, yadda yadda, shut the fuck up and let us enjoy the animals, bitch.
We are now 9:44 into this video, and not a single fucking thing about just how "obsessed" she is with weighing herself.
Fucking hell, we don't care what video games you're playing as you continue to do fuckall with your life except be a lazy, useless twat. Skip.
She's outside, waddling, says she almost saw a car crash. If they saw you, they probably did a doubletake and that's why they almost crashed. Terrible angle. We get to look up at her chins and see her upper body heave back and forth, not unlike being on a boat in rough seas. It's literally enough to induce nausea. Wow, revelation: walking when the sun is not out is cooler and more pleasant than walking when it's out and blasting. Genius. Surely the Pulitzer committee will be calling any second now.
People are "supposively" asking he about he wearing flats to walk. She says they're comfortable for her because of course she could never admit they're the only thing that fit her fat feet. Gets to a stair "molment", wistfully laments she can no longer run down the stairs as she used to in her imaginary reality.
Gah!
Her fucking upper arms, swear to fuck still the creepiest I've ever seen. Continuing to move like the blob to eat her forearms. Cannot wait until they drop far enough that she has to push them back to get to her wrist, like she's wearing a long sleeved shit.
Oh, we're finally to he obsession of weighing herself, I guess. It's just the last minute f the video. One day, Hamber, people are going to start reporting you for clickbait titles. Can't wait.
Waddles down the hall, claims she weighed herself before her walk and is now going to weigh herself after. Claims to "literally" lost .8 of a pound, but naturally does not give us her weight. Acts all surprised about this minor weight fluctuation. Like a total idiot.
That's it. Screen goes to her stupid end of video cards: promises a weigh-in "soon", OMFG. Then a series of cards that bitchily say:
I truly don't want anyones [sic] input on my weight any longer. I don't need advice. I don't need people telling me that I can be doing better. Clearly I have an unhealthy relationship with the scale right now. But good news is I am losing weight. I'll see you guys in the next video. Much love."
Sure, DoctorLynn Medicine Woman. No one understands nutrition or medical science or psychology like you do. How's that worked out for you over the past nine years?
TL;DW/R: rattles on for over 10 minutes on bullshit unrelated to her weight. The most interesting spots in the video are the ones where her fat face isn't in the camera because it's pointing to the animals. Walks - how long, How far? Who the fuck knows? She didn't tell us, just like she doesn't tell us her weight. Her "obsessed weighing in" took up a grand total of 26 seconds of this almost twelve minute video. She still manages to be a complete cunt in the end boards - which, by the way, take up 33 seconds - so that's some kind of accomplishment, I suppose.