🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Pudgy Bear Claws said:
Like someone else said, if you're very, very, very anemic, you'll probably crave ice. The problem is, Hammy isn't that anemic and there's nothing that says the ice has to be in a sugary drink. If anything, plain shaved ice is more satisfying.
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She has a fancy countertop ice maker that makes the round Sonic ice that some ice chewers say is the best, so it isn't a matter of wanting ice, she just gotta have dat sweet drink.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
I think for the quality and size of the apartment it is, plus it has amenities out the ass she never uses. Something like it in her precious Seattle would probably be well over 5k/month.
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Easily. Though we have no real idea what Hamber makes right now, and the other thing people forget; you can lapse in rent right now and it's harder to boot the person out because of covid. Hamber would be the kind of renter to do this because they'll just lie about earnings, and apply for federal assistance.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I think that Amber would have as much difficulty to cut down her salt addiction than cutting her calories. On MSHPL, a few participants found the diet given by Dr. Nowzaradan extremely bland and unappetizing. This would also happen with Amber. She could not use her combination of onion salt, onion powder, pepper and Tapatio, or other salty sauces on her food. She would not last more than a couple of days on such diet.
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You're feeling generous this morning, giving her a couple of days on Dr Now's diet. I think that diet would be even less than the what, 22 hours on the last WLD's diet? Big Al would be throwing the pages of that diet out through the window of the car as her driver was taking her away.

ChickenGetYoChickenHere! said:
I find it amazing how fatlynn always manages to find someone willing to help her kill herself on such short notice. Jade works from home so she is watching fatlynn consume metric tons of death on a daily basis. Just watching and enabling.

Grim Reaper qualities must be a requirement to cohabitate with our gorl.
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I think this is a fascinating and a subject not given over to a deep dive because Big Al is just such a mountain of bullshit and the enabler/conspirator "gf" is like base camp. There's more fun on the mountain. Her manipulation ability must be the roof on social media.

mekalekahi said:
In what way does a slushee help anemia?

Also why does it always cut to amber sitting at a desk with headphones like she’s busy working on somthing?
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Ice chewing is supposed to be a sign of anemia. But she isn't anemic now that she had her lady bits yoinked. She was only anemic before because she's stupid and didn't go to a doctor for her irregular, heavy periods.

Guardsman42 said:
There's not much evidence Jade lives there. That's the thing. There's more evidence by Hamber she is paying Jade to play a role, and Jade is making cash on the side making delivering groceries to shut ins like Hamber.

For all we know she's just the fucking uber driver.
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I think the "gf" spends the night there at the apartment at least, and likely a good portion of the days. Who knows what Hamber's acceptable ratio of home vs out whoring around is in order to cover her desperation to not be alone.

SodiumGhost said:
its good to see the lard ass revert to her true nature. but 5k calories for all that is a generous assumption. Plus i'm sure she ate even more off camera. Her actual binges probably clock in closer to 6-7k . The 5k is just her healthy maintenance calories
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She definitely ate more. We all know it, despite her assurances this was ALL she ate that day. She's in an actual city now. It would be nice if she didn't have just the one tastebud and would eat some different food - it would be so much more interesting.
 
I wish I could warn birds in Amber's neighborhood about hanging around her windows too much. Air gorlies, she's this close to catching one of you and devouring you whole. She might seem slow but she speeds up when honger strikes. This is a particularly dangerous time.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
I think for the quality and size of the apartment it is, plus it has amenities out the ass she never uses. Something like it in her precious Seattle would probably be well over 5k/month.
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I assume the complex has a fitness center. Does anyone know if it includes a pool?

For all of her tryhard posting about walking on the stairs or whatever the fuck, if she actually wanted to exercise, she could have been doing light water aerobics all this time. She really does like herself just the way she is. It's a unique attribute among our deathfats, I think.
 
I don't understand why she lives there except for the proximity to food. If you aren't going to use the concierge service, the pool, the outdoor areas or any of the other amenities, why bother with the high price tag?

I'm sure the pets would all be happier with access to the outdoors in the form of a backyard with grass. Fat Amber could do laps around the yard as well without fear of grossing people out with her smell. It's win win!
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1VJRPoTd8e4Rich Lux, a bigger drama channel, made a video about our gorl.
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Was just popping in to say he also left this comment on her latest video:
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Wasn't Amber squeeling over the fact he watched her a while back?
 
I've been following her channel numbers, and while she is getting less views per video, she's posting more often, Jade has it at 1 video every 2~ish days, averaging 40-60k.

Point is, she's still making bank, not as much from the gaycare days but still "good enough" to maintain her lifestyle. Amber easily doubles (triples) the views of Chantal
 
lostinwoods said:
I've been following her channel numbers, and while she is getting less views per video, she's posting more often, Jade has it at 1 video every 2~ish days, averaging 40-60k.

Point is, she's still making bank, not as much from the gaycare days but still "good enough" to maintain her lifestyle. Amber easily doubles (triples) the views of Chantal
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If you look at her socialblade statistics, her gross income is between 4.500$ and 300$.

The general consensus is that the real figure is an inbetween (2.5, 3k a month), but even if it really was 4.5k before taxes, after taxes (1k?), rent (1.5k), food (I honestly don't know how much it could cost in the US, 1k a month? 30$ a day seems reasonable for her), utilities and similar things (500$ with pet expenses), she is already left with nothing.
 
I'd love to have access to her Ubereats/Doordash account to see what she has really spent on food deliveries over the past few years. I'm still betting it's daily, I'm still betting it's her biggest monthly expense even over rent.
 
My Cat Is Racist said:
I don't understand why she lives there except for the proximity to food. If you aren't going to use the concierge service, the pool, the outdoor areas or any of the other amenities, why bother with the high price tag?
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People who want to be rich but have no sense of money, or because they never had any money, are often taken in by (or specifically looking for) the use of descriptions like luxury, exclusive, or limited. For a narc like Big Al, who aspires to a higher station even though she doesn't belong, they were chumming in a bathtub to a single shark.

They don't want people to actually use the facilities. And most people don't: most people work outside the home, and by the time they finish their day and get home, they just want to eat, watch tv/internet, and go to bed. Their weekends? They want to get away from home. It saves quite a bit on maintenance/upkeep of facilities.
 
My Cat Is Racist said:
I don't understand why she lives there except for the proximity to food. If you aren't going to use the concierge service, the pool, the outdoor areas or any of the other amenities, why bother with the high price tag?
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I think that she wanted to move to Lexington for a long time. She hated Monticello but Becky loved the area as it was close to her family. At that time, her upcoming cancer surgery gave her the perfect opportunity to force Becky to move there. Of course, there was no planning, so they rented the first thing that seems acceptable. Also, at that time, she was making a lot more money. I am sure that Amber had imagined that she can use the amenities the same way she imagined that she can lose 50 pounds in 100 days.

Lack of a better nickname said:
The general consensus is that the real figure is an inbetween (2.5, 3k a month), but even if it really was 4.5k before taxes, after taxes (1k?), rent (1.5k), food (I honestly don't know how much it could cost in the US, 1k a month? 30$ a day seems reasonable for her), utilities and similar things (500$ with pet expenses), she is already left with nothing.
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Using the data from Socialblade, she is making about $2,500 a month before taxes after YT takes its cut (45%). Not bad for someone putting so little effort into her job, but this barely covers the minimum. This is why Jade pays for probably half of the rent and utilities and none of Amber's food. She is not saving anything and certainly cannot afford bariatric surgery and subsequent skin removal surgeries.

Her channel has now slightly above 1 million views a month, and this is because she is posting every 2 days. Even then, her views per video are not growing and we do not know how long she can continue at this pace.

Witch Bitch said:
Congrats to Rich on no being fat anymore, but its kinda weird he wasted his time reacting and lending views to amber right now.
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Sure, some people will check her channel but they will realise very quickly that the content is rubbish and will never watch her again. Most of her subscribers (198k) are not watching her anymore. By posting click-baited, rehashed content, she turns off more and more people. Amber is not growing her channel. This is why it is slowly dying.
 
How many times it was stated that social blade is not reliable source of income info. It was talked about on, and on, and on.. We don't know how much fatties make on YT. Clearly she is not poor... yet
 
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