🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Lack of a better nickname said:
If you look at her socialblade statistics, her gross income is between 4.500$ and 300$.

The general consensus is that the real figure is an inbetween (2.5, 3k a month), but even if it really was 4.5k before taxes, after taxes (1k?), rent (1.5k), food (I honestly don't know how much it could cost in the US, 1k a month? 30$ a day seems reasonable for her), utilities and similar things (500$ with pet expenses), she is already left with nothing.
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If she keeps ordering from restaurants (like that turkey cheesesteak monstrosity and loaded fries) and doesn't stick to fast food (Arby's large combo meal of crispy fish sandwich, large curly fries, large drink, at just under $9), or doesn't limit herself to ordering fast food only three times a day, her food bill alone - just for her - could range up to $50/day, not including delivery/tips, which is insane. But think of what a sweet gig an Uber or DD driver would have if they managed to snag delivery of her shit food most of the time. That's about as close to a guaranteed job as you can get.
 
lostinwoods said:
I've been following her channel numbers, and while she is getting less views per video, she's posting more often, Jade has it at 1 video every 2~ish days, averaging 40-60k.

Point is, she's still making bank, not as much from the gaycare days but still "good enough" to maintain her lifestyle. Amber easily doubles (triples) the views of Chantal
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She's getting under 1 million views a month. That's under 12 a million a year. That sounds impressive, but during the gaycare era, she was getting 65 million views a year.

Chantal gets a massive amount of zuperchats and goes live multiple times a day. Between those and her views, she's making what Amber used to.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
We do! I can't remember the exact figure, but it's around $1500. Then you have necessities like utilities, phone, food, lego, etc. She couldn't make it alone on what she pulls in now.
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There’s a virtual tour available at the Henry. Here’s a few pics of the 2 bed most like our gorls. Hers isn’t as stylishly furnished of course but the set up seems the same and the rent which Becky (I think) said was about $1,600 a month before bills. Maybe a service charge is extra for cleaning of communial hallways/ lighting/ security and maybe the gym is extra too?
Anyways, big al is defo bringing down the tone of ‘luxe’ tag on this gaff.
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Why are these people giving her attention, Peter Monn's content is equally as shit he takes 9 minutes to get to the point most of the time. Also pretty racist and his channel plane crashed after it. Rich Lux is too pretty racist and very questionable. All these fuckers are gathering because the beauty community is dead currently. All the major players routinely struggle to make decent views and thus drama tube is stale. The creepshow drama the other week did not last and no one cares.

If we live in a world where drama tubers fucking react to Amberlynn Reid, I'm done. Amber has literally done fuck all for 2 years, nothing has changed except she got her cunt ripped out.

"I'm done with Amber" sure thing, nothing has changed only got boring. We been knew. All these channels do is prop Amber because the notion of drama channels is retarded.

As said for months Amber HAS TO post every 2 or so days to keep above 1 million. When you apply a $2-4 CPM (clicks per millionth) minus Youtube fees, she is eating into savings or staying afloat. Minus her rent and expensive food too and she is heading towards being destitute.

I am very sorry for double posting but I have been monitoring Amber's views and noticed all her videos have averaged about 10 - 20k views. This makes sense as Peter Monn has been "covering" her for 2 weeks. I was wondering where those people were coming from.

For reference, Peter Monn is a mega faggot who screams like a retard into a camera acting gayer than Zachary Micheal. His channel used to be thriving for years but he got outed for saying sketch shit and is a massive cow tipper. Since then his views are actually worse than Amber's and Gay Lux's. He has clearly noticed Zachary Micheal's gig and revenue and seen the dollar signs.

I would rather subject myself to a LyfeofaFreeSpirit video than watch anything from Peter Monn.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
For reference, Peter Monn is a mega faggot who screams like a retard into a camera acting gayer than Zachary Micheal.
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I thought you were exaggerating, but goddamn what a screaming queen. Listening to his voice for too long is probably classed as an OSHA violation.

Re: Big Al - she finally broke 60K views on her "the lawd tole me to eat" video. How the mighty have fallen. I wonder if she'll finally say fuck it and go ahead and eat for views until her body implodes. She had mentioned there were "things I wanna do, things in the near future", but I guess the "gf's" support isn't enough to get that whale on the boat after all.
 
Does anyone wonder if the rise of the "HAES/Fat Acceptance Movement" correlates* with the decline of DietLynn's channel?

* Parallel with how boring she is without a supporting cast.​
 
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Peter Monn lives in or near Indianapolis, and he had one video that was slightly interesting to me because he talked about almost being picked up by Herb Baumeister* back in the day. I tried to find the video but the color overload from his thumbnails nearly put my eyes out.

Whoever said Amber is like Hyacinth Bucket (Boo-kay) is correct. Keeping Up Appearances would have been deadly dull if it was just Hyacinth showing off her Royal Doulton and other objects d'art, and talking about what cereal the Dutch royal family eats.

*Herb Baumeister founded Sav-A-Lot and, in his spare time, murdered dozens of young gay men back in the 80's-90's. The remains were found on his property, the beautiful Fox Hollow Farm in Westfield. I think the current owners sometimes let ghost hunters do their thing for a fee, which is exactly what I would do if I owned it.
 
My Cat Is Racist said:
I don't understand why she lives there except for the proximity to food. If you aren't going to use the concierge service, the pool, the outdoor areas or any of the other amenities, why bother with the high price tag?

I'm sure the pets would all be happier with access to the outdoors in the form of a backyard with grass. Fat Amber could do laps around the yard as well without fear of grossing people out with her smell. It's win win!
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She's said a few times in older videos that she's a "city gorl" at heart and repeatedly disparaged the gaycare area as basically west bumblefuck nowhere. Whenever she's been asked where she would want to live if she could live anywhere she says LA or NYC for the same reason: because she thinks she's a hip, glamorous diva who belongs in (what she perceives as) hip, glamourous places. When she and Becky were still living in Montecello and went on that hotel vacation in Lexington she spent time filming out the window, talking about how great the views are there, bragging that Ariana Grande was coming to perform in the amphitheater near the hotel. It's all about Amber thinking she's hot shit and belongs in a place she thinks is also hot shit. Goes on a vacation in the city, sits in the room eating: hot shit, and way better than being in bumblefuck. Moves to a condo in the city, sits on the couch eating: hot shit, and way better than being in bumblefuck.

She's delusional and dumb. She thinks merely existing in a cool place (again a cool place in her own perception and not reality) makes her more interesting than existing in an uncool place.
 
low sodium said:
hot Cheeto taco sandwich + weight loss update
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Even before I think of watching it (the archive obviously) I can tell its fucking clickbait. Im sure its her rambling about some dumb shit in her tiny world which is her apartment and saying this or that is cute. Im betting the sandwich gets maybe a min of screentime. No one is getting fooled by this shit.
 
lol of course Amber's bathroom is the one with the walk-in shower, as she can't step into the tub/shower combo. Also, that sandwich monstrosity looks vile, and I take Amber calling it "so good" as confirmation of that.

Yet again: still boring, still fat. (Current weight: 492.2 lbs.)
 
So we're supposed to believe she managed to lose 4+ pounds after she ate 118(?) WW points one day, probably ate about the same amount the next day, fucked off WW, and got up Sunday ate 5K+ calories?

Must have been one epic shit.
 
I'm fucking loving this. The bar is in hell and I know this pig must be scrambling around in an absolute panic trying to drum up drama and views again pulling out this low-tier content. Sorry Hammy, you're old and done. Literally everybody else in your past videos were more interesting than you, from beanbag man to Dusty and even Beggy and what does 'Wipey' bring to your folds? A big fat nothing. You've wasted your youth and your health and most from what I can see are just revisiting your old days from when you had a glimmer of hope. Better show layygs, tubby. Your coin is dropping faster than your views.
 
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OK, so you're having that sandwich taco and another sandwich taco you say? Well lookee what we have here, looks like a whole sandwich and a side of hot cheetos. Could it be your second taco sandwich with a single slice of bread? Sure, if you make them inside out.
 
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since youtube is Ambers Job...can she write the Food off of Taxes that she eats when filming Mookbangs?O.o
 
The simple fact that she keeps showing her weight in the "490's" proves to me that she is easily over 500
I wonder if she tares the scale or just films retakes until the number she wants shows up
 
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