🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Nice touch editing the clown emoji in Jade. Amber is a clown alright, but you an even bigger clown. How's wiping duties? Clown.jpg
 
At this very moment, Chantal is drunk in a hotel after doing an OnlyFans collab with Karlee Steele, when along comes an attention seeking has-been from Kentucky:
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A shrimp ring isn't going to top what Chantal just did today, Amber. Nothing you've ever done before will. You need to seriously step it up.
 
I think that Amber would have as much difficulty to cut down her salt addiction than cutting her calories. On MSHPL, a few participants found the diet given by Dr. Nowzaradan extremely bland and unappetizing. This would also happen with Amber. She could not use her combination of onion salt, onion powder, pepper and Tapatio, or other salty sauces on her food. She would not last more than a couple of days on such diet.
 
Jade has to be a fetish feeder. There is no way her burly, strong back ass could not stop a trough of fast food deliveries from entering the apartment.

I find it amazing how fatlynn always manages to find someone willing to help her kill herself on such short notice. Jade works from home so she is watching fatlynn consume metric tons of death on a daily basis. Just watching and enabling.

Grim Reaper qualities must be a requirement to cohabitate with our gorl.
 
I really feel like when Amber says "my girlfriend is so supportive" it's more like "She' doesn't get mad at me or question me when I eat fast food for every meal and eat whatever I want."
 
In what way does a slushee help anemia?

Also why does it always cut to amber sitting at a desk with headphones like she’s busy working on somthing?
 
mekalekahi said:
In what way does a slushee help anemia?
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Unless she shoved a shit ton of iron supplements into it. She's just trying to be cute about the slushee. Either that or she's dumb enough to genuinely believe it helps.
 
ChickenGetYoChickenHere! said:
Jade has to be a fetish feeder. There is no way her burly, strong back ass could not stop a trough of fast food deliveries from entering the apartment.

I find it amazing how fatlynn always manages to find someone willing to help her kill herself on such short notice. Jade works from home so she is watching fatlynn consume metric tons of death on a daily basis. Just watching and enabling.

Grim Reaper qualities must be a requirement to cohabitate with our gorl.
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There's not much evidence Jade lives there. That's the thing. There's more evidence by Hamber she is paying Jade to play a role, and Jade is making cash on the side making delivering groceries to shut ins like Hamber.

For all we know she's just the fucking uber driver.
 
mekalekahi said:
In what way does a slushee help anemia?

Also why does it always cut to amber sitting at a desk with headphones like she’s busy working on somthing?
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Like someone else said, if you're very, very, very anemic, you'll probably crave ice. The problem is, Hammy isn't that anemic and there's nothing that says the ice has to be in a sugary drink. If anything, plain shaved ice is more satisfying.
 
Guardsman42 said:
There's not much evidence Jade lives there. That's the thing. There's more evidence by Hamber she is paying Jade to play a role, and Jade is making cash on the side making delivering groceries to shut ins like Hamber.

For all we know she's just the fucking uber driver.
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Amber can't afford to pay anyone to do anything. This isn't the glory days of the gaycare. Her views are in the shitter and if she didn't have a ""girlfriend"" who was paying half the rent, she literally could not afford that apartment.
 
Anaemia is usually caused by heavy periods or worse, internal bleeding. She cannot claim the period reason and she hasn’t been prescribed real iron tablets. She is just a hypochondriac who needs reasons to slurp sugary syrup water. The ice is just incidental.

Edited to add… she’s such a cunt.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Amber can't afford to pay anyone to do anything. This isn't the glory days of the gaycare. Her views are in the shitter and if she didn't have a ""girlfriend"" who was paying half the rent, she literally could not afford that apartment.
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Do we actually know what the Rent is?

I just have yet to see much video evidence another human lives there.
 
its good to see the lard ass revert to her true nature. but 5k calories for all that is a generous assumption. Plus i'm sure she ate even more off camera. Her actual binges probably clock in closer to 6-7k . The 5k is just her healthy maintenance calories
 
Guardsman42 said:
Do we actually know what the Rent is?

I just have yet to see much video evidence another human lives there.
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We do! I can't remember the exact figure, but it's around $1500. Then you have necessities like utilities, phone, food, lego, etc. She couldn't make it alone on what she pulls in now.
 
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